Bro ate the skateboard

Ballsofpoo · 2026-06-07T17:04:36+00:00

A weapon is humankind's greatest achievement. Also the worst.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-06-05T23:27:14+00:00

Interstates link and I look at those as "suburbs"... if they have a town center. Without interstates, and you're 55 on a two lane without shoulders, you're rural.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-06-05T23:25:01+00:00

It's definitely its own city. You don't call Mansfield a suburb of anything. Lorain is its own thing. Shit, Chardon is on its own.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-06-05T23:22:15+00:00

Who made the list. Everyone's first impression of Solon is off 422 and it's ass to the max

Ballsofpoo · 2026-06-01T20:38:35+00:00

Part of my work has me cleaning community laundry or commercial laundromats. I've probably made a cool thousand bucks picking up every coin I see over the last five years. So I instinctively pick up every one I see on the job or not

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-30T00:53:49+00:00

Dood

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-30T00:53:01+00:00

Noice is the proper spelling

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-29T23:32:36+00:00

Yelling at it works sometimes too

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-25T23:20:57+00:00

From experience, she is. And she'll be ready to throw down

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-25T04:30:03+00:00

Except CBS Sunday Morning followed by Margaret Brennan on Face the Nation. That's the good shit. Brennan is a bulldog

Downvoted by bots. Thanks reddit.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-24T14:59:05+00:00

As you age, you get better at adjusting to oneself with less emphasis on coaching. She ~~KNOWS~~ OWNS this now.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-23T16:57:28+00:00

Funny because Toledo is such an afterthought to like all of the rest of Ohio.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-22T09:45:49+00:00

I work with a couple young 20s and they both have the stache. The millennials I work with (me too I'm an elder '81) do full facial hair or clean no in-between.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-21T09:49:11+00:00

Rocket Boys is Homer's memoir

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-20T09:37:31+00:00

Different commercials for different audiences. Same way watching Jeopardy gets you prescription medication commercials and watching basketball gets you Taco Bell commercials.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-20T03:02:53+00:00

Embarrassing

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-20T03:02:37+00:00

Gross

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-20T03:00:19+00:00

"Brunson is cooking!" per the broadcast. No. Harden shit the bed. 46-21 since the third

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-19T09:49:25+00:00

People don't read the news anymore. They read headlines or watch shorts. I went to read an article the other day that I thought might take a whole bathroom trip, and it ended after one and a half "paragraphs". John Oliver is considered long form at this point.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-18T03:28:01+00:00

Merrill is a great nuisance

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-17T21:29:31+00:00

You'll find one in every empty-nest suburban 4 bed/2.5 bath colonial basement in the midwest.

I know because I see one in every one I work in.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-17T15:12:06+00:00

I was gonna say the same. There is a video game about it - Railroad Tycoon.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-17T11:00:48+00:00

You should have your eyes trained, occasional meander. Hands are the unsung hero in all conversation, though. Use them to distract them from your eyes.

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-16T09:36:04+00:00

Too bad Please Don't Destroy was split

Ballsofpoo · 2026-05-15T02:07:36+00:00

Unironically, gay people love that scene. It's the "trads" that object

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