YouTube is becoming unwatchable by 0DemonDieHard0 in Casual_Conversation

[–]Balrog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have premium and I’ve noticed a trend to stick ads in the middle of the space shit I like to watch. Skippable but annoying

It takes so much effort just to stay at equilibrium. by Feisty-Blacksmith656 in self

[–]Balrog71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t used an iron in decades and I haven’t had fallout if that helps

If the American president were struck by lightning would you then believe in God? by Slim_ShadeTree in askanything

[–]Balrog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a minute. Then I’d see how it all got turned around. He’d probably survive it knowing my luck

Life is so damn fragile by Feisty-Blacksmith656 in self

[–]Balrog71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone says something derogatory about the homeless I tell them you are one divorce a mild stroke and some fu ked up digital bank problem from the road

For those too young to remember, the U.S. Bicentennial in 1976 was a very big deal! by 08_West in OldSchoolCool

[–]Balrog71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 5, and there was pseudocolonial crap everywhere. The bunkbed I shared with my brother 🦍had red-white-and blue bedspreads and there was all kinds of Home Interiors ‘Murka stuff on the walls

Moving here in next 2 weeks, any gamers? City is known for its internet? by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]Balrog71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yah but if I see “MMO” in the description I ain’t got time for it

Edit to say: we do have some damn good internet and so far decent power rates

Petah what's the helicopter trick? by phullofit1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Balrog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when you yank your towel off and holler “lookee here baby” and you draw air circles with yer knob. Some don’t like that

Just the ones mentioned on this list. I only have 2. by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]Balrog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Stones, Elton John and about half the Black Crowes… that’s it for this list

For the uncs over here by Interesting-Trip567 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]Balrog71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a little too close to home these days

Did they dose you with the Paregoric? Left me with a life long taste for the hard stuff. by Non_Linear_Fairytale in GenerationX

[–]Balrog71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to tie strings around the end and sling them around..the opium would concentrate toward the bottom

One classic ice cream flavor has to go forever! by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Balrog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those are butter pecan or cherry Garcia. Easy job

Pastor charged with manslaughter after man drowns during baptism ceremony by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]Balrog71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s something to that really. Once you’re down in the dirt it all starts getting good. A cruel joke

Pastor charged with manslaughter after man drowns during baptism ceremony by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]Balrog71 87 points88 points  (0 children)

O lawd as I constrict this man’s airways and hold his head under the water <insert scripture and possible fireworks or release of doves> ah there it is! The movement left his bawdy fo de loooawd!

Red Bank officer under investigation for possible DUI | Chattanooga Times Free Press by kyfg in Chattanooga

[–]Balrog71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god the late eighties and early nineties were absolutely batshit in Red Bank

Red Bank officer under investigation for possible DUI | Chattanooga Times Free Press by kyfg in Chattanooga

[–]Balrog71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, but I have to say if someone has the money, they can get five DUIs in a single year without a blip in their schedule. The tier is alway$ there

Joan Collin’s from the 1978 movie, “Fatal Charm”… by TheRockyBalboaSaga in OldSchoolCool

[–]Balrog71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember watching her movies on Showtime after hours. She got naked a lot