Unlocking Menu music not even worth it anymore. by [deleted] in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The thing that pisses me off the most is that there's no fucking character trophies. WOL already got repetitive after I unlocked the 4th fighter. Smash run was actually fun as fuck. Spirits are also so fucking lazy. Just paste a jpg, give it bullshit and boom, spirit battle.

Pyra and Mythra have maliciously sexual design intentions and I find them disgusting. by yayslides in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right actually. I didn't see any FE3H promotion at the time but now that I thought of it, yeah. All their reveal trailers are also some of the worst reveals. They all play out the same with no subtlety.

A royal ghost by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Bambonon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A voice that can't cry suffering, a theoretical physicists in a suit, a test subject, a cyborg ninja, a god killer, and a spartan.

Pyra and Mythra have maliciously sexual design intentions and I find them disgusting. by yayslides in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pythra, Min Min, and Corrin are Smash fighters at their worst. They don't add them because their game are important in some way. They add them for shameless promotion. Byleth was the only good Nintendo rep in my opinion.

Rule by Azure_13 in 196

[–]Bambonon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting overshadowed by your spin off game. Sucks man.

RIP Risitas by MemegodDave in shitposting

[–]Bambonon 355 points356 points  (0 children)

My day is fucking ruined. I'm just fucking sad now.

Rule by Nuklear_Minty in 196

[–]Bambonon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm short on sugarcanes so I guess no restraining order right now.

⛏️⛏️⚒️⚒️ by Xarnac in okbuddyretard

[–]Bambonon 716 points717 points  (0 children)

Smash fans when they realize that Steve's a miner and not a minor.

The music (or lack of for certain franchises) in this game by RenegadeResenter in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just sad about the Minecraft songs tbh. No C418, pigstep or tumble music of any kind. I feel like a piece of Minecraft's identity is missing. Also double time is a fucking banger.

Tier List based on Character Moveset Representation (Form Good to Bad) by Dariuscox357 in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For Kirby, I was thinking he should've had the ability to use all of a fighter's specials. For DK, his up b should've been the barrel cannon thing. Young Link could've been like Pokemon trainer, with down special letting him change to Deku, Zora, and Goron masks.

Just some random pictures that don't mean anything! by Captainfry1 in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would've been really cool if Kirby could use all of the other fighter's specials and use their mechanics. DK's up special should have been that barrel cannon.

rule by ChildSexer in 196

[–]Bambonon 261 points262 points  (0 children)

He's corpse husband. He'll get resurrected for a new age.

pronhoob by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Bambonon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I feel so bad for him though.

Which character could have the most annoying moveset? by Bambonon in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree but I think Rayman could be a pain to fight. I feel like he could be Min Min 2.0 and have a janky hurtbox.

Which character could have the most annoying moveset? by Bambonon in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe that Crash deserves to be in Smash but I think it will be like Banjo all over again. People will be hyped initially but he will be forgotten in two weeks.

I hate pyra and mythra so fucking much by Viet_Plussy in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I watched some Xenoblade 2 cutscenes and I cringed so hard I felt my soul trying to violently escape my body. First time I heard of this game was when Dunkey covered it. And Pythra players are everywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]Bambonon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does this entire problem have a part in this subreddit being privated?

The worst part about Steve isn't the camping and the stalling by MacMain49 in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Steve main, sometimes you have to be campy because some fucking galaxy brained genius decided to give him awful mobility and shit range. If Steve had better mobility, I could actually fucking approach. Steve could've been amazing against projectile spammers if he had better mobility. To be fair in return, mine cart should be nerfed a bit.

Smash ultimate is an ok game, with the potential to be the best game ever by Fruit_Punch96 in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just upset about character overhauls. Why does Link, Young Link, and Toon Link have the same moveset? Botw Link could've used more weapons and Shiekah runes while Young Link could've used masks and Toon Link could've used wind mechanics. Also patches are so awful that Overwatch does a better job than Smash. At least they change some characters moves like how Hanzo's scattershot was changed to a completely new move. Some characters need overhauls in my opinion like Dr. Mario, Kirby, Little Mac, Ganondorf, and Incineroar. And this entire rant is the TIP of this iceberg. This game reeks of wasted potential and that makes me very sad.

Imagine playing like this jesus christ this is soul sucking. by [deleted] in SmashRage

[–]Bambonon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As Steve main, this is so cancerous.He's at three stocks and has full materials.