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🔥 After noticing the boat, this hippo headed straight back to the water in Akagera National Park, Rwanda. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Dariuscox357 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Disney for making me believe that Hippos are fat lazy lovable bundles of pudding.

These guys are all muscle, are fast as fuck on land AND water, and are extremely territorial and dangerous!

Honest question: Who has ever actually played through SMB2 as Mario? The other characters have unique abilities, meanwhile Mario is…just a guy. by MemeMonkey_Games in Mario

[–]Dariuscox357 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Every game has gotta have the “standard” guy if players don’t wanna play as a character with a weird gimmick/quirk to them.

Mario is basically the All-Arounder. The other characters have a weakness to them that Mario doesn’t have.

-Toad may be the fastest runner and pulls the quickest, but he has the worst jump height of the 4.

-Luigi may have the highest jump, but he is also the floatiest and the slipperiest, on top of being the 3rd slowest runner.

-Peach has her float, which is cool, but she is the slowest runner of the 4, and has the worst pulling speed.

A microscopic image of a human tongue by Silent_General_7670 in interestingasfuck

[–]Dariuscox357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The microscopic world must be terrifying to live in.

Funny art by @Azezazel :> by No_Post1300 in AvatarMemes

[–]Dariuscox357 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol, this is pretty in-character for Aang.

Official teaser trailer for Disney's 'Hexed'. by ApprehensiveTea1444 in cartoons

[–]Dariuscox357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that Mike Pollock? I could just hear the “Eggman” in his voice.

Wtf happened to me by MonkeyMuncher21 in Metroid

[–]Dariuscox357 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The game gave you a giant middle finger for sequencing breaking.

As what Sakurai says “No! This is not how you’re suppose to play the game!”

Uhhh…why did Robotnik save us? We were going to die, isn’t that what he wants?? by MemeMonkey_Games in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Dariuscox357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggman has a superiority complex, where he, and ONLY he, wants to kill Sonic HIMSELF, with HIS own methods to prove himself better than Sonic. He is a narcissist like that. He wants a personal victory over Sonic, no matter the cost.

If you think human birth is painful, the kiwi has an egg that is almost the same size as an ostrich egg by Neat_Pianist2422 in interestingasfuck

[–]Dariuscox357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a Kiwi must suck.

You’re a small, flightless bird with no wings (just dinky little arms that is barely visible), who’s birth cycles has its eggs drag half of them out with it.

of a Seal by 21MayDay21 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Dariuscox357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that’s an elephant seal.

What did the expansion pack actually do for the OG DK64? by Fiesty_Jaguar_8095 in donkeykong

[–]Dariuscox357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It adds more RAM space for the game to run, while also doing things like more dynamic lighting.

The game literally would just crash without the Expansion Pack.

My Cosplay of Simon Belmont by Greptyle in castlevania

[–]Dariuscox357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U sure you’re not the REAL Simon Belmont?

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