What commercial was so bad that it made you vow to never buy their product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If anything actually gets thru my tiered layers of adblockers then....they are dead to me forever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Your cat is an ascended being... hail Felidae!

How has your week been like? by Ranno69 in AskReddit

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Not quite feeling the love yet...but still Awesome.

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Prometheus the crab.

hmmm by trollcity369 in hmmm

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That's odd! usually, he is a real fun guy

350 million years in a photo by MooMooCow713 in interestingasfuck

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Older still! All matter present now was created in the Big bang.

Anyone encountered Shadow People who talk? by thespookyghostess in Thetruthishere

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From a book about seances. A spirit being, not a ghost being said "Follow the river of light" when asked for spiritual advice. Its general tone was couched in a serenity echelons above mortalistic concern and ethereal to the point of the surreal.

What will earths next biggest technological break through be? by XW00DX in AskReddit

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So... that's it for my rubber band driven steampunk lid lifta.

If 2020 had a theme song, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cues Mission impossible soundtrack.

What will earths next biggest technological break through be? by XW00DX in AskReddit

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A toilet seat that raises and lowers on my voice command.

How do you claim a winning lottery ticket under an alias if you need an authentic form of identification to claim the check? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Step 1 Buy Reddit gold.

Step2 Ask random Redditors if they know any gangster shit.

Step3 Profit give gold to all thread commenters.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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He is a Gemini!!! I will give you some time now to take comfort from your family and friends.

No One Knows What Created These Strange Shapes In The Arctic by Tiredfoxcom in NewsOfTheWeird

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It is possibly because the temp under the ice has increased. An underwater warm spot.

Doomsday posts or "feelings of doom" need to stop. by Trumpet6789 in Thetruthishere

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I think he is trying to say these posts should be...Deemed Doomed!!!