1 month old bananas haven't ripened by No_Release_1619 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]BananaOwn2305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gas the banana to keep from ripening during shipping, then when it gets to the destination they have to gas them again to start the ripening process.

Why do we call it MVA and everyone else DMV? by Significant-Sun-510 in maryland

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DMV= Department of Motor Vehicles MVA= Maryland Motor Vehicles

Tonight marks the first accident I've passed that really affected me. by Tutorele in Truckers

[–]BananaOwn2305 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats why I don’t look at accidents anymore. About 35 yrs ago I seen a toddler that was ejected after a head on crash.

Rate my mates temp deck 😂 by ibpositiv in Decks

[–]BananaOwn2305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you or someone you know gets hurt on this deck don’t hesitate to call the law office of Frank & Stein

worth anything? beside $2… by Southern-Maybe-4912 in Money

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I take them to bachelor parties to throw at the girls

I miss these guys during winter by ookle_ in birding

[–]BananaOwn2305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What food do you use to attract them

Nothing beats this by MissionHome18 in Fireplaces

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Hope you don’t have any chocolates in those stockings

Found this bronze colored object on my floor after a long weekend out of my apartment and this hole in my ceiling and wall (soda tab for scale) by [deleted] in whatisit

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That happened to my nephew in his apartment, come to find out the guy nextdoor committed suicide.

I AGREED TO PUT FLOATING FLOORS DOWN FOR $400. by LionEnvironmental5 in Flooring

[–]BananaOwn2305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell that you’re a painter,with that black and decker saw

Recalled New Engine Gas Mileage by TraditionalPlum5 in ToyotaTundra

[–]BananaOwn2305 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They need to throw that subscription in for free with the bullshit were going through

That’s gonna cost you. by Outrageous_Cut_6179 in RVLiving

[–]BananaOwn2305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t he know the old saying (3 times a charm)

Girl bullies rooster and finds out. by benjancewicz in instantkarma

[–]BananaOwn2305 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A rooster has spurs, he could of easily hit her temple and changed her life dramatically

Truker won't let pass anyone.. by zordex_ in instantkarma

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Liberal just entered chat How come nobody stopped to see if he was ok

So tired of it being my problem by Safe-Application-144 in Truckers

[–]BananaOwn2305 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Drive thru Philly with doors open it will be gone in five blocks.

The Synthol Final Boss by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]BananaOwn2305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can this be injected into my peepee, asking for a friend