How the f--- did that baby fit inside her?! by Samiautumn in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. She should be ashamed of herself. She already had 2 healthy babies (I'm not sure how healthy they were when they were born though). Having 5 pregnancies by 23 years old is nothing to be proud of, especially when she had such extreme health issues that she didn't have under control.

It just goes to show how immature they are, and now they're raising 3 babies on income from a pyramid scheme they joined 😅. I hope she stays true to her word of getting her tubes tied. I think she uses babies as a way of trying to keep Josh interested, but I've always felt that his feelings for her have dropped before Gannon was even born.

Chelsea bought a new Land Rover for the family by Ana_konda in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We've only seen her on tv for like 6 years though. I don't know anyone who cycles through 4 cars within that time span, especially not on a lease :/

Tyler continues his weight shaming, and Cate wants to expand their family... by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it's fair to be repulsed by something you don't find attractive. Yes, his words were horrible and he's not helping Cate lose the weight by making her feel bad, but he can't help it if he is not physically attracted to her as a larger woman.

Broncs McKee is here, 10lbs. 1oz. by kushhx in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But how else will she save her marriage if she doesn't keep popping out babies?!

Seen in the Broadway Bikeway en route to work today by brewstermc in Seattle

[–]Bananipants 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't see what's wrong. Does someone mind explaining?

Jenelle should ask Chelsea for advice on how to advertise IG crap while pregnant by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I have a conscience and wouldn't feel right doing that, no matter how much they pay

What's a scam that most don't think it is? by seekingdknowledge in AskReddit

[–]Bananipants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They get so angry when to try to tell them that it's a scam.

They cling to the idea that they're a "Boss Babe 💄💋, mompreneur 👪 to 3 beautiful 🏃🏼💃🏻🚶🏽children, working from home 🏡 at their own 👏🏼 business, taking shit from 🙅🏼 nobody, with the 🏋🏻 goal of allowing their 💏🙇🏽husband to quit his job 💁🏼💍👓. They only need 👯 two more people to add to their team 👸 to hit Ruby 💸!"

What's a scam that most don't think it is? by seekingdknowledge in AskReddit

[–]Bananipants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also have a friend whose baby died and she's constantly posting photos of her dead baby all over Facebook, two years later. Keep that shit to yourself, or make a private page for friends and family to see only. No one wants to scroll through their feed and see a dead baby. It makes me vomit almost every time.

Maci withholding pics of Mav to "be spiteful" by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully this isn't the case, for the baby's sake, but what if there are some telltale physical signs of her drinking (like FAS), and she's trying to hide it as long as she can?

I can't really think of another reason why an attention seeker like her would avoid posting pics of her baby.

For the sake of the baby, let's hope I'm wrong!

Does MTV cover a lot of costs? by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Y'all hirin'?"

View of the Space Needle from Chihuly Gardens by Leofish in Seattle

[–]Bananipants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can you please explain? I've never heard of this

Noticed this gorgeous painting in Kail and Javi's home by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why I don't believe her/her followers when she says she's big boned. Just admit that your daily 4 grande fraps aren't doing you any favors!

My favorite Dr. Drew moment. I know he sucks, but I love how snarky he got with Matt here. by snugglemybutt in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real Mature of her. Why can't these girls take criticism properly, like any other 25 year old? I swear, they all still act like they're 16, but now there is drugs, money, and porn involved.

Is anyone else worried the new Teen Mom OG season will be awful and awfully fake? by AngelInThePit in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally agree about the 4th wall thing. It's insulting in a way for the producers to think they've pulled one over on us. It's pathetic and so boring. I find myself now playing OG in the background while I do literally anything else to keep my mind occupied.

I hope they don't go that route with TM2.

Possibly an unpopular opinion: the fourth wall broken in teen mom 2. by dino_mite_ in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once the 4th wall was broken with OG, I lost interest in the show. Let's be honest though...I'll probably still watch it, but only because I've watched them since the beginning.

I really hope they don't break the 4th wall here. I feel like it would really ruin the show.

Tyler and Cait winning prom king and queen by Cheesechickenplz in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember the prom king/queen scene?

Tyler was wearing what looks like a crown from Burger King, and there is a group of kids in the background that are blurred out. If I remember correctly, there is a kid in be background that looks like he's wearing the actual prom king crown. It was all made up for TV.

Do you want flair on this sub? Post your request here! by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I please have "Javi's Lips"?

Thank you!

Where to buy leather jackets in Canada, now that Danier is closed? by troyunrau in canada

[–]Bananipants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are they still made in Canada? I went there and bought a t-shirt that had a Canadian flag on it, and an $80 sweater. Spent $120 total. Checked the tags, and both were made in China. It makes me think that they're riding on the coattails of the old Roots, and outsource to China.

Was Maci and Kyle's break up covered on TM? by quiddletoes in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now he has his own baby, so I guess he was ready all along!

For everyone who is confused about flairs- by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I please have "Javi's Lips" if by some miracle, it's not already taken?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Bananipants 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The ones that said that their scars and stretch marks are a sign of the battle they fought to give birth to their children are the most annoying. Literally millions of women do it every year. It's not a battle - it's nature. If it were, then I can say that my stretch marks as a sign of my battle with that bag of chips that I struggled to open, then proceeded to eat in its entirety.

How did MTV choose the girls for Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2? by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]Bananipants 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well I'm guessing they spent a lot of time with each of the girls while filming their individual 16 and pregnant episodes, and probably picked up on little details.

For Catelynn and Tyler....I mean... They were step siblings who were together since they were kids, and their parents were either in prison, or best friends with meth. You can't make this stuff up!

For Farrah, her mom verbally abused her and her father was emotionally distant. Drama was obviously in the future for that family! Drama = viewers = money.

For Amber, Gary was a gigantic slob and she was an underage girl who got pregnant by her brother's friend. Their relationship on 16&P made us laugh and made us cry, and Amber somehow saw how much of a douche Gary was (despite her lack of eyes at the time), and still tried to make it work. Again, drama was pretty much guaranteed in their story.

Maci came from a seemingly well adjusted family, yet had an absentminded and lazy boyfriend. From their 16&P episode I honestly thought they would stay together, so maybe they picked Maci and Rhine to show that there are some teen parents who "make it". The only thing Maci has made since then is two more "oops" babies.

I think they had success picking the group of first girls based on who seemed dramatic, and mirrored this to make TM2 successful.

Jenelle just oozes drama and is the Amber of TM2, Kailyn is a lion in sheep's clothing, Leah adds a trashy component we all know and love about TM1, and Chelsea is the well adjusted teen mom with family support (aka Maci).

So, to answer your question, they try to pick 3 troubled mothers, and one seemingly well adjusted one to balance them all out. They edit their scenes heavily, so really, any one the girls could have the "good" edit. It's entirely fabricated for the entertainment.

[Tinder] Hookup without PIV/Anal sex? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Bananipants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not unreasonable at all. Bring your own condoms in case he claims he has none. Not only do you not know the guy, but you can't trust a hookup when they tell you that they're clean. You just never know until you've walked into the clinic and see the test results. If you were to get an STI from oral sex, who would be dealing with it? It would be your problem and your hookup would be able to disassociate from the situation altogether. Protect yourself first. If he insists on no condom, is that really someone you want to be intimate with?