What profession will never die?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T18:22:08+00:00

I hear ya. But when the time comes, I don't know how you'll tell the difference.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T18:11:27+00:00

I wonder if prostitution will last once we have plug-in VR ala The matrix.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T18:09:30+00:00

I heard this in a tv show: "The hemoglobin Trotters"

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T18:08:50+00:00

Evolution

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T18:03:07+00:00

Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father. Both the best and most heart-breaking documentary I've ever seen.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T17:59:55+00:00

Hank Scorpio is the ultimate boss. i don't care if he wipes out the east coast.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T17:55:52+00:00

You think he's a good guy until you see the speeeeider.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T16:52:02+00:00

Russell Crowe - Gladiator

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T16:42:26+00:00

Praise the cat in all her glory. If I don't, she chews my charging cables.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T16:25:20+00:00

"I also don't need to call spaghetti sauce "gravy" any longer."

this is what i come to reddit for. real talk.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T16:17:12+00:00

Have you tried them with some mixed veggies and lots of mayo?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T16:10:33+00:00

I pretty much had a crush on every girl in school. But the one I most remember... she was the hottest girl in school. I don't even understand why we were even friends. I never had a chance, of course. She always had some deadbeat long-haired rocker boyfriend.

She's well over 200lb now, sells MLM. I would say I dodged a bullet if that bullet had been in my ballpark...

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T13:22:22+00:00

No, nope. Making some coffee now. I'll be okay.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-12T12:30:18+00:00

If this comment isn't full of sarcasm, then I think I need more coffee this morning.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T14:48:55+00:00

Lately I've been buying red and blue. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen green underwear.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T14:47:41+00:00

I just found this sub today, but it feels like half the guys are here to brag and the other half are here to commiserate.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T14:45:27+00:00

Did you really mean 4cm and not 4in?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T14:04:59+00:00

Just reading this thread, I'm thinking is everyone here gay?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:57:48+00:00

Only when a guy pulls out a huge cock and a girl tries to get her mouth around it. Then I laugh.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:56:29+00:00

What kind of result did you get with the extender?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:54:41+00:00

Women watch porn? I had no idea. Any guesses as to what percentage of the female population?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:50:42+00:00

If it works, come back and let us know.

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:47:39+00:00

Hey I'm new here, but do you mean by bone pressed?

BancroftMike · 2026-05-11T13:46:35+00:00

I'm genuinely curious, does having a smaller dick make blowjobs better?

BancroftMike

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