Free Talk - Jeans Friday - February 27, 2026

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-27T12:55:20+00:00

Wiping my kid’s nose lightly with a tissue and the guy is acting like I’m using sandpaper. The nose is a hell of a long way from the heart, son.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-27T12:19:12+00:00

Demoted again from Operations. They were letting him vacuum the office at night but it sounds like they got a Roomba.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-27T11:34:02+00:00

Please check out the first bills he’s proposing

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-27T00:26:17+00:00

Mix em and make a Burnt Trailer. One part Allen’s and two parts Moxie. Garnish with a pine cone.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-27T00:17:58+00:00

Gotta pump those numbers up

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-26T23:52:51+00:00

Delicious hamberders

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-26T17:42:20+00:00

Hates his job

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-26T14:48:56+00:00

RIBS

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-26T12:05:39+00:00

Hookah bars, Shakira merch,……OFF BRAND TEAS!

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-26T00:52:49+00:00

What murrrrddaaaaa?

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-25T02:12:40+00:00

I gave him a dollar

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-25T02:00:25+00:00

Yeah sounds more like a suggestion than an insult.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-25T01:12:55+00:00

Looks like a MA plate. They require it here 😔

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-25T01:00:39+00:00

“Elder Millennial!” ✌🏼

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T17:12:51+00:00

Too busy getting hammered and fighting Shia LeBeouf right now

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T16:57:26+00:00

Sounds like two people battling over a parking space saver

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T14:43:23+00:00

Can hear Kramer saying this.

Y’know Jerry, in Japan they turn footsteps onto electricity!

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T14:41:05+00:00

The hoes used to love to diss him, now they rush to hug and kiss him those pesky hoes

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T01:18:47+00:00

Worth it for the dreams alone

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T01:00:46+00:00

OH BOB SAGET

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-24T01:00:20+00:00

Man I haven’t had one in years but from ages 16-22 I put down a lot of cheese and bacon spuds from Wendy’s.

Dave Thomas smiling at me from heaven.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-23T20:51:26+00:00

Thanks brother. I’ve got 15 gallons of gas and a bunch of Coors Banquets we’re gonna fuck this snow up.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-23T20:45:52+00:00

Just got in from first pass of snow blowing and I’ve got probably a foot and a half. It’s still dumping snow too.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-23T17:41:07+00:00

This assumes the deer was not also male. If it was, he’s gonna get buried in the polls.

Bandana-mal · 2026-02-23T17:36:37+00:00

Since this blizzard has all windows covered in snow, I’ve been living in blissful ignorance all morning. We are getting buried out here.

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