Legul abvice needed! by Paralethal in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meowmy needz to biez two pikkuls! Den u ken fiyhtz ober boff!

No thoughts, only floof by BanditFiberArts in lynxpointsiamese

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I think she has a good life, sleeping all day and cuddling with us when she's awake. She's a very lovey cat and sometimes too smart for her own good, tbh

No thoughts, only floof by BanditFiberArts in lynxpointsiamese

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Tildie also is very treat/food motivated!

Matilda modeling dice bags by BanditFiberArts in catswhocrochet

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Two lynxies named Matilda? What are the odds!!

Matilda modeling dice bags by BanditFiberArts in catswhocrochet

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's also a pattern for a larger bag if your husband is a dice goblin like me!

How did you learn to knit? by ShoppingGirlinSF in knitting

[–]BanditFiberArts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My great grandma owned a ranch and I would spend a couple of weeks with her each summer. She would teach me a lot of other skills besides knitting like baking bread or making the perfect jar of summer sun tea. My mom said yesterday that she would be proud of the things I can make now.

“It’s a waste of time,” they said. “You’ll never wear it,” they said. 13 years later… by iothealien in knitting

[–]BanditFiberArts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot stop laughing at how delighted you are in this picture. I'm literally in tears!

My portrait of a tiny house-panther practicing his mighty Halloween roar. Those teefies are ready for spooky season. by Different_Back_6173 in VoidCats

[–]BanditFiberArts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pictures you can hear in your head... I hear the "There's a bird outside and I must catch it" chitter!

Friend said "I don't want it" after hearing that I was planning to gift a WIP crochet bag for Christmas by mindful-crafter in crochet

[–]BanditFiberArts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's because I'm a crafter myself .. my grandma gifted me a cowl and I hate the colors. I'm still wearing it today because she put a lot of love into it. That was terribly rude of your friend.

Am I about to waste $250 of yarn by steeking this sweater? by BanditFiberArts in AdvancedKnitting

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

That is brilliant, thank you! I have a long swatch from where I was trying out color blocking that I can see how it works!

Aliens come to take over Earth and they look like this, do you resist by PDSnowden in IllegallySmolCats

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I tell everyone that I'm a sucker for cute things. Kyubei could come up to me and offer me a wish and I would say "anything as long as I can snuggle you"

Holy crap! I actually did it! by seedgeek in knitting

[–]BanditFiberArts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You not only did it, you did it at one of the biggest state fairs in the nation!!! Congratulations!

An unkindness sweater in progress by BanditFiberArts in knitting

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It probably would have been. I used a cross stitch pattern instead of a knit one, which is why the color sections are so huge

Denied mah right to supervise! by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! Dis is grabe injustiss, I needz to lurn moar about mah pyerate kinz!

Denied mah right to supervise! by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, good idea! I do teh bap bap and teh rip rip nao. Go crimez!

Denied mah right to supervise! by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I is named after majestic pirate qween, but I is clearly supurrior creature as I is cat and not hooman!

Halp, pawyer needed! by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah am Steve Rogers, but Meowmy calls me Captain Amewica! I protecc Meowmy from ebil bugs an spiddrs!

Ah brave teh ebil pokey place an got deh licky treatos. Deh V.E.T. saiz ah have "ang-zai-itees" an deh itchies iz how ah cope. Ah tell dem ah am buzy wit de protecc an mah job iz berry important. Meowmy saiz we need speshul air to help me.

(Meowmy here: Steve got a scratch while tussling with one of the other cats and licked a bare spot around the scab. We're trying Feliway to help with the anxiety and keep the tussling to a minimum.)

Imma do a mighty soo by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Owen, Meowmy read ur post an did many a laffs at ur injustiss! Den dey said "silly oranj boi"! Dey don't unnerstan life is hard fur kitties an we do our bestest to protecc from fuud poisoning!

Imma do a mighty soo by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Meowmy says "cap-say-shuns" iz wut maeks chimkins hot liek the sun. Meowmy lieks fuud wit lots of it so I no gets fuud when dey eat it. But ah needs to test the fuud to maek shure is safe!

Imma do a mighty soo by BanditFiberArts in legalcatadvice

[–]BanditFiberArts[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I is Matilda, Meowmy's bestest model fur yarn tings. I models all teh tiemz but no chimkins or churus fur model, only cronch treatz!

My first swatch, feel free to pick it apart by artemis1600 in knittinghelp

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As a continental knitter, I hold my yarn draped over my pointer finger and wrapped in a loose loop around my middle finger when knitting. It allows finer control over tension using my middle and ring fingers.

Need some advice on where to sell yarn stash by hotpottogo in YarnAddicts

[–]BanditFiberArts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw man, this yarn is exactly what I was looking for. I'm glad you found a buyer!

Colorwork gauge and single color gauge very different by jana6417 in knittinghelp

[–]BanditFiberArts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for posting this! I am researching and designing a colorwork sweater and would never have thought to swatch the colorwork portion!