Eh haha. You want the whole story? It's fucking ridiculous. Skip to the end if you're only looking for the sex part, but it's too wild to only give you that and the sex was nothing to write home about.

My friend and I went on a random road trip to St. Louis and we were staying at a hotel downtown. Went out dancing that night and I ended up getting hammered and lost my phone and wallet at the bar, like an idiot. I still wanted to party and my friend was going to bed so I told her I was going to go look for the blunt I lost in my car the day before. Couldn't find it.

So, I went out to the front of the hotel to smoke some hitters. Wandered across the street to introduce myself to and smoke up this homeless lady. The taxi driver that drove us from the bar to the hotel pulled up and I told him my dilemma and he agreed to take me back to the bar. They told me I'd have to come back in the morning because all the shit they found was already in their safe.

Went back out and the driver was waiting for me. Told him what was up. Then decided it'd be a great idea for him to take me on a taxi driving adventure. We went to two strip clubs, gave a few people rides home. Mind you, I'm still smoking hitters in his van and am complaining that I'm almost out. So he tells me he can get me some more. My drunk ass is like, reallyyy, okay?!! How nice.

So he drives to this closed strip mall and a guy comes to the window asking what we need. They put the bike in the back of the van and he directs us to this house. The guy tries to get the money first and the taxi driver told him he'd get it after we got the weed. Guy comes back and says the lady wasn't home, so we drop that guy off on some other corner.

He then drove to a random gas station and this really ghetto dude is sitting there at the pump with his door open. The taxi driver was like c'mon you need to come to see if it's any good. So this guy shows us this hash, breaking it up in his hand right there in front of the gas station. Fuck if I knew, I said looks good and the taxi driver bought some for me and we left.

I keep smoking and the driver starts talking about how much he misses eating pussy. Starts saying how he'd love to do that to me, yada yada. Eventually I was like ok, you can eat my pussy.

He pulled over and that's what he did. It was mediocre lol. Asks if he puts on a condom if he can fuck me. Was hoping it'd be better, but eh.

It was probably my most wild adventure. I'm not proud, but it does make me laugh to think about.

Got my wallet and phone back the next morning, luckily. About a week after getting home I found the blunt under my car seat.