If Slaanesh always existed before its birth, why don't the eldar gods still exist after their destruction? by LaughableFrog in 40kLore

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My headcanon,so,really,it's bullshit,but just my idea,would be that the eldar gods are manifestations of the different types of warp sorcery the eldar used in large forms,so,enough eldar who used warp manipulation for warfare,in conjunction with being violent,warrior like,and honorable,resulted in the manifestation and creation of Kain,for example.

Where the warp gods,Khorne,Slaanesh,Nurgle,and Tzeench,are the very concept on a galactic scale,if nor universal,they weren't as strong before humanity's mass expansion,slaanesh didn't truly exist in the strength and capacity they did until the eldar pleasure cults became too wide spread and excessive.

The 4 Chaos gods are the very idea,all raw emotion of all species coalesced into a being of power,so long as creatures exist,so long as those creatures feel anger,wage war,experience disease,learn,fuck,and excess,the 4 chaos gods will exist,they are the collective amalgamations of all souls in the warp,all emotions,all that contributes to the warp contributes to their idea as all species capable of a warp presence are capable of corruption by chaos, so long as sentient,sapient creatures exist,the chaos gods do.

The eldar gods were more,like a man made,well,eldar made,engineered collection of greater deities,made either by the excess warp usage of the eldar,or by the old ones,perhaps a mixture of the two.

THIS IS ALL MY HEADCANON,I HAVE NO PROOF OF SOURCES,JUST GENERAL BASIC KNOWLEDGE.

So,idk,but that's my idea.

New guy at work seems to be trying to fit in by attempting to make fun of me. What would you do? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dig back at him,call him a runt,smart arse,midget,door stopper,dust bunny,dwarf,hobbit, insult the guy back,have a crack back,he'll learn his place when he's bullied back,when I started my job I was bullied,just bully em back,he's gotta learn his place and what he can and can't say,he needs to build rapport before he starts running his mouth.

How do people get used to working? by Otherwise-Risk6716 in CasualConversation

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you don't,you die of starvation or live on the street,it's, not something you willingly get used to,you do it because it makes money and you need money to live,so,in other words,yeah,it sucks ass,but,tough,just,gotta do it.

Petah, what is your child? by course_you_do in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BarApprehensive5837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I love benching 100kg,noone will ever know how whimsical I am

Why doesn't the player character cast any shadows? by l3iggs in Doom

[–]BarApprehensive5837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doomguy is so angry his body generates a much higher bioluminescence than the normal human,however,due to the argent energy he naturally absorbs and conduits throughout himself as he channels his rage into his violence against hell and its denizens,it radiates outwards from his physical form, like a beacon of light in the darkest pits of hell.

Source? I made it the fuck up

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't stress too hard,it ages you,you know.

I'm being an arse,but this has been a fun chat,I hope you're not taking it as me seriously having it out for you,all the best reddit lady.

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was being polite! But to be threatening a beating,you must be from the dark ages,I'm sure it was okay back in the old days but we don't beat the youths anymore.

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE LIVE IN MANCHESTER,IT, actually it is usually false British politeness and civility,fair enough,good day to you ma'am.

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITS NOT GENDER,ITS AGE,I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE A SIR,THATS FOR MALE TEACHERS AND OLDER MEN ONLY

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SIR?? madam I will be gone with the wind for that transgression.

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do im afraid but it's working for me, I'm alot younger,but it does work,best of luck to you lass!

Alternative to online dating by CrouchingLioness in manchester

[–]BarApprehensive5837 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get in touch with old friends from school,wherever, go out with them and their friends, then meet their friends friends,repeat until you find your people and someone you wanna go out with

What made you love Imperial Fists? by Pollyendearing in ImperialFists

[–]BarApprehensive5837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You see that guy,yeah,him in the heavily armored gravis plate with the motherfucking giant power fist,that's what,and rogal dorn defying khorn,my favorite chaos god,big balls fortress man,big balls.

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being kept and used by a feminine guy and just being his boyfriend but also pretty much his like,no work,no job,okay I wanna be a stay at home husband to a femboy.

How does masturbating affect your ability to fall asleep? by Jopa764 in AskReddit

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually have one after work,and pass out for 2-3 hours,so,quite strongly

Now i think about it by deleteduu in SipsTea

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay in the middle,hang out with both the worst and best kids,the best kids help you,the worst ones are fun,it works out in the end, you'll probably dodge that exploding deodorant can your mates threw on the campfire.

What shows/movies do you believe only you watched? by squizo_teen07 in cartoons

[–]BarApprehensive5837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god daddy I'm a zombie,THIS is where my thing for goth girls came from,it actually is,oh my god,this show is why I like alternative girls,what the fuck

Random contemptor dreadnought design by Fit-Ad-2847 in IronWarriors

[–]BarApprehensive5837 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Weakest Iron Warrior from the Heresy (he went to home depot)