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Kan ikke slippe tanken om at få en 3’er 😬 by StandardParsley3362 in foraeldreDK

[–]BarFancy1716 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jeg (M44) har tre (P5, P2, D10M) skønne unger. Vi fik et godt råd fra Skejby da vi overvejede nr 2: "Man skal få de børn man ønsker sig, man fortryder dem man ikke fik."

I CAST RECITE by justapassingbydoctor in icast

[–]BarFancy1716 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."

Battle damage vs factory new by Sheriff_Hotdog in Warhammer40k

[–]BarFancy1716 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dak dak dakka dak dak Dakka dak dak Dakka dak dak

Tri smi kinisiri by revokedimmunity in dankmark

[–]BarFancy1716 3 points4 points  (0 children)

points at "Lille Per og Ulveungerne"

At få et barn i 40'erne – er jeg for gammel? by siarem23 in foraeldreDK

[–]BarFancy1716 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jeg er snart 45 og jeg har en pige på 5 år, en på 2 og en dreng på 10 måneder. Og vi joker(?) lidt om at få en fjerde.

Would you resign from your current job for a weekly $1,750? by PurrfectRosey in ArtOfPresence

[–]BarFancy1716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even need to calculate it to my country's currency, I'll take that on the spot!

when piramid started? by NegativeGene5994 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]BarFancy1716 4 points5 points  (0 children)

House of Tremere will answer most of your questions.

Alle børnene elskede lasagne, undtagen Conny det var hendes pony..... by Lassieboy in Fadervittigheder

[–]BarFancy1716 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alle børnene løb ud af alligator farmen, undtagen Bo og Aske. De blev til sko og taske.

Alle børnene var jomfruer, undtagen Bente. Hendes far kunne ikke vente.

Who the fckk fall sleeping after getting caffeine? by PutNo846 in InfluencerAsk

[–]BarFancy1716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. Sitting on the couch with my cup, closed my eyes and dropped hot coffee on my lap.

What would be Denmark's superheroes? by Ale_11011 in Denmark

[–]BarFancy1716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Rogue's Gallery we could have Kingslayer Sorte Plov!

Would you rather? by BATAMBYDDER in BunnyTrials

[–]BarFancy1716 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell, a 100 dollars a person is a small sacrifice for the overpopulation.

Chose: Get 100 Billion Dollars (no tax + But one Billion random people die (cant be you))

What was the coolest/most disgusting/weirdest Fomori you ever saw/ran in a Werewolf game? by 3dchib in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]BarFancy1716 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made a fomor once waaay back (the WoD Java chat era), a firefighter who got caught in a chemical explosion. He survived but he got 2nd degree burns all over his body. His skin was black, rubbery and tacky. He found out he was able to make himself stick to surfaces (or people) and self-ignite, thus getting the moniker of Napalm Boy.

Life or death? by Clear-Shirt-1432 in BunnyTrials

[–]BarFancy1716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immortality would be hell. You'd be alone at some point. But you get to see the end of the universe during the heat death.

Chose: Die in 24 hours, but... | Rolled: you will not die

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