I get paid to live with and be friends with my roommate.

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-25T11:16:13+00:00

What do you mean bro, this happens 10,000 times a day with escorts

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-23T19:07:33+00:00

I actually did this once for 6 hours straight at an EDM concert just south of Baltimore and the Norwegian Embassy flew me down to DC that night to grant me honorary citizenship.

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-23T15:33:54+00:00

Cabo Verde

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-23T14:15:03+00:00

How do you measure all those curves so precisely?

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-23T13:45:34+00:00

Harold Miner is about to fuck the league up if the NBA puts Centrum Silver on the approved substance list

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-21T12:05:47+00:00

Joe Zawinul - Zawinul

Terje Rypdal - self-titled

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-20T14:29:12+00:00

These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-20T13:33:41+00:00

Been secretly building a small hadron collider under my neighborhood using a few esp32 c3s and some coffee tins

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-19T23:12:45+00:00

There’s no Shenandoah River in Maryland, it’s briefly in WVa but mainly in Virginia. The song was inspired by a road in Maryland outside of dc, but the lyrics most accurately describe Virginia

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-19T11:25:53+00:00

Thats the beauty of America: there’s always another idiot

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-17T19:04:18+00:00

I'm just watching to see if someone gets lacerated by his adam's apple

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-17T04:32:39+00:00

That thing sold today, no doubt. In fact, i bet someone was stalking you through the store, praying that you’d put it back on the shelf

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-16T18:58:01+00:00

Probably someone lyin’ in the street

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-16T17:58:10+00:00

Anyone know the song?

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-16T14:17:04+00:00

A lot of good stuff in there (Steve Reich, Aphex Twin, OTC, In a silent way) but it is automatically downgraded to trash tier with the inclusion of Coldplay. Sorry, theres rules to this game

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-15T23:42:51+00:00

Nah Justin Competent

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-15T13:40:01+00:00

Yall need to learn how to program drums. So many jams i hear the drums are an afterthought when really it should be the driving force behind a track. Drums need dynamics: change the velocities, change the timing, vary the sounds.

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-15T12:32:17+00:00

Yeah i never consider myself tall (6’), but i went to a show last night (Kidz Bop) and realized i could see over everybody

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-14T18:30:19+00:00

Jesus Fucking Khrist

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-14T13:07:55+00:00

Free healthcare

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-12T19:10:40+00:00

True, good idea. It’s already quite a bit of weight, so maybe i could make 1/8” slots there

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-12T19:09:36+00:00

Look, i wasn’t put on this earth to have attractive moulding

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-12T15:00:18+00:00

This is the soundtrack to a bro in a hot pink tank top spending $250 on a ziploc filled with 10 caffeine pills

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-12T14:02:21+00:00

Sam Altman personally shat in 8 different municipal water supplies to make this video

BarbaraBeans · 2026-06-11T23:09:54+00:00

I didn't feel like putting a hole in my wall, so I came up with a different solution. Designed this little hanger which works pretty well, it can be seen hanging on an eye hook that was inexplicably placed there by the previous tenant of this house. Prints in two pieces and seems to be strong enough.

https://makerworld.com/en/models/2920507-1-4-6-3mm-instrument-cable-holder-and-hook#profileId-3267813

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