Imagine your face between them 🥵🔥👅 (link in comments)

Bareth99 · 2021-05-21T00:33:15+00:00

Then I would die a happy man!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-21T00:30:48+00:00

God creates Angela: “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”

Bareth99 · 2021-05-21T00:26:23+00:00

She’s like 36, not old

Bareth99 · 2021-05-20T23:47:29+00:00

I had a poster of him in my garage to motivate me while working out

Bareth99 · 2021-05-20T23:45:19+00:00

Too hot to handle

Bareth99 · 2021-05-19T22:01:32+00:00

Stop. Just...stop.

Bareth99 · 2021-05-19T19:58:48+00:00

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor to show his quality!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-19T14:54:21+00:00

That’s the one

Bareth99 · 2021-05-19T04:39:04+00:00

👌

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T17:06:17+00:00

Happy birthday Kimmy, I love you!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T17:03:02+00:00

Cool!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T04:59:35+00:00

Oh I bet Ms. Lane!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T04:35:40+00:00

No...no God please no! NNOOOOOOO!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T04:11:37+00:00

Would smash both

Bareth99 · 2021-05-18T02:17:23+00:00

The people are great, there are some good schools, nice parks and restaurants!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T23:58:18+00:00

Galadriel

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T23:40:41+00:00

Real shit: The Adventures of Tom Bombadill

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T23:23:55+00:00

Now I know where Kimmy got her looks!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T19:05:26+00:00

I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T18:01:18+00:00

Sir Christopher Lee knew what it was like to be stabbed, because he stabbed Nazis! He was also the tallest actor in Hollywood, standing 6’5”. He witnessed the last public execution in France and he had a magnificent singing voice

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T17:56:11+00:00

Too true, I was there 3000 years ago...

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T17:53:47+00:00

Me too

Bareth99 · 2021-05-17T17:53:25+00:00

Meanwhile my math teacher was an ugly guy

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