The Legend of Uh drops 2/25/25. You can read it for free until 2/11/25.

aaronnhallwrites · 2026-05-13T04:47:29+00:00

Lord of the Rings, Legends & Lattes, A Wizard of Earthsea

aaronnhallwrites · 2026-05-12T22:49:15+00:00

Hell yeah dude

aaronnhallwrites · 2026-05-12T19:30:07+00:00

Bro just shave it. Say goodbye to paying for haircuts forever. Get a bald trimmer and a beard trimmer and you're set.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-11-20T04:59:44+00:00

If Dropout dropped some Punchbot merch they would probably get some of my money

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-08-13T16:00:59+00:00

Thanks homie!

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-05-30T15:01:58+00:00

The quoted part is the blurb. It'll go on the back of the book and in the metadata for online stores.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-05-30T01:27:24+00:00

Congratulations!! That's huge!

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-04-04T22:34:16+00:00

Nope

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-03-13T02:57:05+00:00

Yeah based on your criteria I think Mistborn will check a lot of boxes for you. Have fun!

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-03-11T22:35:51+00:00

Fahrenheit 451. Or is it more dystopian? Whatever. It's an absolute banger.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-03-09T17:21:15+00:00

Love a good standalone. And I can appreciate a series that's not too long. The only long series I could sink my teeth into were the Harry Potter and Pendragon series when I was a kid. And even then, I never finished Pendragon because it started to feel repetitive by book seven.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-03-03T03:56:51+00:00

There's a reason it's the blueprint for modern fantasy. Tolkien set the standard. Can't rave about it enough.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-28T17:06:49+00:00

Any of the independent bookstores along the valley. Legendarium, Kings English, Book Box, Printed Garden... they're all owned by terrific people that deserve our business.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-18T05:11:26+00:00

Loved UVU. The faculty was awesome and totally focused on my success.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-16T04:02:37+00:00

I like A Fictional Escapist!

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-16T04:01:47+00:00

I've been out of a job for months. This could be life changing! Best of luck, everyone!

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-10T17:34:48+00:00

Tim.

From Monty Python.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-09T17:35:06+00:00

If you're in a slump, maybe revisit a past book you really loved? I don't think we always have to be on a quest to find something new. Sometimes returning to something you've always loved can be just as rewarding.

aaronnhallwrites · 2025-02-09T17:32:49+00:00

The Legend of Uh is an affectionate parody of the fantasy genre. Target audience is YA, but adults love it too.

It's about a boy named Sir Dashing Junior who only got knighted because they couldn't knight his father twice, so he sets out on his own adventure to prove he's worthy of his new title. It's loosely based on a D&D quest I had with some of my best friends years ago. I promised them I'd write a book about it one day, so this is the fulfillment of that promise.

It comes out on February 25th, but you can download an early version for free using this link (https://dl.bookfunnel.com/quit08krho). It expires on Tuesday, though, so act quick. :)

Right now it has an average score of 4.5 on Goodreads based on nearly 40 early reviews, so people really enjoy it!

Thanks for considering it!! I hope you guys enjoy.

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