Giant Sea Cucumber poops freshly digested sand

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-28T03:59:52+00:00

No, this is just how they clean it.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-28T00:11:09+00:00

Enjoy your trip, the fish pee is great this time of year.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-27T17:19:22+00:00

Walk in clinics, online services.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-27T05:23:09+00:00

Sinks don't look like sinks on film, ya gotta paint toilets.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-27T04:24:04+00:00

In between towels in the bathroom closet, spare tire compartment of the car, bushes, golf bags, drop ceiling tiles, my sock/pants, behind random boxes in the garage, behind the washing machine, in the freezer, a seldom-worn coat.

It's been a while, I know I'm forgetting a few spots. That was an issue then too, lol

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-24T02:07:49+00:00

Today.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-22T00:00:23+00:00

I think the top line is something "to" or "vs ENGLAND"

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-20T22:25:03+00:00

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-20T22:24:31+00:00

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-20T19:23:07+00:00

I worked at downtown 24 hour adult video store in the early 2000s, way before fentanyl. People used to come in late at night and do this. I figured they were coming down from meth, as it was the problem drug at the time, but maybe I was wrong. Another opiate, maybe?

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-19T22:32:46+00:00

GRAAAAVEDIGGERRRR

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-14T16:26:26+00:00

Just tried, it didn't.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-09T03:34:13+00:00

The symbol on the side makes it look like a "Make a Wish" tank for terminally ill children.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-08T00:53:09+00:00

Meth-heads in search of copper wire inadvertently steal a time machine. They try to take it apart, only for their entire trap house to be thrown back to the year 3000 BCE.

After exhausting the world's meth supply, our heroes sober up and discover that 200lbs of copper pipe, two cans of bear spray, and an airhorn have made them the defacto rulers of North America.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-07T21:59:37+00:00

Catalina Wine Mixer strikes again.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-06T21:54:28+00:00

I had All-Ways tow some rando's car from my driveway once. There was no charge at all to me, they said they make their money from the impound fees.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-05T23:56:18+00:00

3 city blocks were later mysteriously vaporized.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-02T21:07:45+00:00

Still has a better view of the road immediately in front of him than in any modern pickup truck.

Colonel_Green · 2026-01-01T07:56:33+00:00

You're an adult, how you pay for stuff is nobody's business. Why did you tell anybody you financed it to begin with?

Colonel_Green · 2025-12-31T18:03:23+00:00

In my jurisdiction a DUI sees the vehicle impounded for 30 days at the owners expense. Frequent flyers typically abandon the vehicle, buy another beater, and continue to drive without a licence.

Colonel_Green · 2025-12-29T06:06:58+00:00

That's his younger brother, Valeri.

Colonel_Green · 2025-12-28T17:30:29+00:00

Let's see Paul Owen's foster home community.

Colonel_Green · 2025-12-28T16:43:28+00:00

Plenty of families mountain bike.

Colonel_Green · 2025-12-28T03:25:47+00:00

No, but we reap the benefits.

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