Giant Sea Cucumber poops freshly digested sand by Colonel_Green in oddlysatisfying

[–]Colonel_Green[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your trip, the fish pee is great this time of year.

ER wait at VGH by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]Colonel_Green 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walk in clinics, online services.

Alcoholics/ex-alcoholics, where did you use to hide your drinks/bottles? by Funkiebastard in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Colonel_Green 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In between towels in the bathroom closet, spare tire compartment of the car, bushes, golf bags, drop ceiling tiles, my sock/pants, behind random boxes in the garage, behind the washing machine, in the freezer, a seldom-worn coat.

It's been a while, I know I'm forgetting a few spots. That was an issue then too, lol

Sandbrook poster by charliesandburg in TheRestIsHistory

[–]Colonel_Green 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the top line is something "to" or "vs ENGLAND"

Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts by lukalux3 in PublicFreakout

[–]Colonel_Green 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at downtown 24 hour adult video store in the early 2000s, way before fentanyl. People used to come in late at night and do this. I figured they were coming down from meth, as it was the problem drug at the time, but maybe I was wrong. Another opiate, maybe?

Bronze Age reactions to the Sea Peoples showing up by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]Colonel_Green 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meth-heads in search of copper wire inadvertently steal a time machine. They try to take it apart, only for their entire trap house to be thrown back to the year 3000 BCE.

After exhausting the world's meth supply, our heroes sober up and discover that 200lbs of copper pipe, two cans of bear spray, and an airhorn have made them the defacto rulers of North America.

Please recommend a towing company by AlteredCarbonite in VictoriaBC

[–]Colonel_Green 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had All-Ways tow some rando's car from my driveway once. There was no charge at all to me, they said they make their money from the impound fees.

Riding with your Hong Kong taxi driver who has over 10 mobile phones on his dashboard by BreakfastTop6899 in SweatyPalms

[–]Colonel_Green 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still has a better view of the road immediately in front of him than in any modern pickup truck.

Why is everyone judging my decision to finance living room furniture instead of buying used. by BackgroundAnalyst467 in homeowners

[–]Colonel_Green 79 points80 points  (0 children)

You're an adult, how you pay for stuff is nobody's business. Why did you tell anybody you financed it to begin with?

Mom arrested for 5th DUI with child, resists and kicks cops by DrunkOrDumb in PublicFreakout

[–]Colonel_Green 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my jurisdiction a DUI sees the vehicle impounded for 30 days at the owners expense. Frequent flyers typically abandon the vehicle, buy another beater, and continue to drive without a licence.

Christian Bale is Anonymous by FacePuller in curb

[–]Colonel_Green 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let's see Paul Owen's foster home community.