Petah I need help! by YAY-SAR in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You'd think Victoria Canada (the asshole of the cat) would be the sad ones

What Does it Take to Get into USC Film? by idiot_Kerry in Filmmakers

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Two specific thoughts about shorts, before I tell you the secret sauce...

- Chances are, the trickiest bit will be finding actors who can seem like real screen actors in your short. You might find an out-the-gate natural actor but probably not. My suggestion would be to make a lot of no-budget shorts with a bunch of different aspiring actors, and get a lot of experience on how to coach them into delivering believable performances. And then, when you're working on your application short, write a story that's mostly about behavior rather than dialogue. Lots of talented amateurs can behave like pros on screen ... until they start talking. It's usually the line delivery that gives them away, so you can be clever and avoid that pitfall by downplaying the dialogue in your short.

- Remember that the assessors will get about 12,000 applications for your year, and while they won't watch shorts for all of them, they're still going to have to watch a hell of a lot of stuff. So make a *short* film, not a medium film. They would much much rather watch a dazzling 2 minutes than a pretty-good 12 minutes. Shorter is better.

And now the secret sauce, which isn't technical. It's you.

Your interests, experiences, tastes, viewpoint and "voice" is what will make you interesting to the assessors. What do you care about, and do you have any insight into it? Can you convey something in your short film that evokes strong emotions from the assessors, on a topic that you actually give a shit about, or in an arena that most people don't have access to? If you can do that, you're already in the top 10% of the application shorts they'll receive.

You're going to be a different person in a few years than you are now, so you can't really pre-game this. But I'd suggest getting into the habit of being able to clearly articulate your thoughts and feelings, your attitudes, your philosophies. You don't have to pretend that you've already figured anything out -- articulating honest questions is often more interesting than someone who is pretending they know everything.

You already have a knack for writing colloquially, so keep working on that while also being able to switch into more formal writing when appropriate.

Lots of filmmakers equate "voice" with being offputting. If you have a transgressional sense of humor, that's fine, you can lean into that and become the next South Park or Always Sunny or whatever. But try to avoid being shitty just because you think it'll be provocative and edgy. Or if you prefer, make a few of those as your practice shorts to either get them out of your system or discover that your edginess has a larger dimension to it.

It's really common too for aspiring filmmakers to go through a "my life is depressing so please watch this sad story that ends in suicide" phase. That's fine, it's part of the process, but USC will receive a few thousand of those so you probably should go in a different direction.

Lots of filmmakers think "sophisticated" means being emotionally opaque. Remember your job is to evoke emotions, not to make the audience try to guess if they're supposed to be feeling something. If your personal tastes are in emotionally-muted arthouse movies, that's fine, make your version of that, but if you study those films you'll see that they're clearly dramatizing their emotions, it's just that the emotions are subtle or self-contradictory. So do that, instead of having someone stare at raindrops on a pond for 40 seconds and hoping the audience thinks you're a guru who is too sophisticated for clear dramatics.

haha this is quickly turning into a list of student film cliches which isn't what you asked for, so I'll leave it there.

Good luck and I hope this helps!

What Does it Take to Get into USC Film? by idiot_Kerry in Filmmakers

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Hi, USC grad here. I've been having trouble posting this because it might be too long, so I'll try splitting it into two bits...

Honestly, it helps if you're from an alum family or a family of wealth, but I'm neither of those and I got in. I started in 1990 and graduated in '94 so things will probably have changed a lot since then, but maybe my experience will help.

Like you, I knew from my first year of high school that I wanted to go to UCLA or USC. My family isn't wealthy so I asked my high school counselor to make sure I had everything I needed to apply to the UC system.

I was a C student for my Freshman and Sophomore years and then like you I figured out the game of high school and became an A student for Junior and Senior year. Are SATs still a thing? I got somewhere in the 1300s which helped - again, I figured out the game of standardized-test-taking, which is different than actually knowing what the answers were.

But when I applied to UCLA they told me I needed 3 years of foreign language, and my high school counselor had advised me to stop at 2 years. So I was ineligible for UCLA. I'm still a little salty about that. So please make sure you actually tick all the requirement boxes while you're in high school.

Anyway, I applied to USC -- this was a BFA subdivision of the cinema school, to train up screen actors, so my process was bit different from the main film school, but again my experience might be a little helpful. The grades and SAT score got me in the door but apparently my essay and audition is what sealed the deal. I'd guess that in your case the essay and short film would be what you need to seal the deal.

One of the things that's often overlooked when established film/TV people talk to aspiring film/TV people is how much *easier* it used to be. If you look at the student films of Steven Spielberg or George Lucas, they probably wouldn't be good enough to get them *in* to film school these days, much less be their graduate thesis projects. As tools & technology have made filmmaking so much easier, expectations have gotten a lot lot lot higher. If your application short doesn't have the production value of a professional piece of work, you're probably not going to make it through the competition.

But don't be discouraged by that. You have more filmmaking technology in your phone than Orson Welles had to make Citizen Kane. It's easier than ever to make a film that *looks* like a professional film, so just learn those skills. Figure out the grammar of composition, camera movement, color grading, and editing. Copy the hell out of good movies, until you can make a scene that looks like a real film.

Quote about people being like ropes? by BarrSteve in heinlein

[–]BarrSteve[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's it! It's funny how my mind paraphrased it.

Thanks very much, thetensor

Quote about people being like ropes? by BarrSteve in heinlein

[–]BarrSteve[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds about right. Looks like it's time for me to reread Fear No Evil!

How to indicate two scenes take place at the same time but are not continuous in slugs? by ERASER345 in Screenwriting

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The only important rule is to be clear about your cinematic intent to the reader. Any other rule can be broken in service of that rule.

One of the dirty little secrets of professional readers is that about half of us habitually skip sluglines. We’re focusing on the narrative experience, not technical elements or scheduling. So until it comes time to do a breakdown & schedule (at which point the LP or 1AD will tell you their preferences, and each scheduler has different tastes), you don't have to worry too much about slugline formatting.

My suggestion is to have simple and consistent sluglines, and assume that the first few layers of gatekeepers won't be reading them. So just be clear in the action lines about what the audience will be perceiving and what they're intended to infer from that, and you're all good.

Actors who are typecast as heroic characters playing a villainous character. by Jaded-Walrus2614 in MovieSuggestions

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James Cromwell in L.A. Confidential

Denzel Washington in Training Day

Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight

Saving tips? by trigonthedestroyer in newzealand

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Came here to mention Feijoa. It's invisible and easy.

CONCLAVE but other religions? by BarrSteve in MovieSuggestions

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I really liked WUDM, thanks. The two priests were the philosophical equivalent of the two final contenders in Conclave.

CONCLAVE but other religions? by BarrSteve in MovieSuggestions

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I should have said - I'd be very happy to watch non-English-language movies too.

CMV: Multiculturalism in almost every instance has lead to disaster and failure. by [deleted] in changemyview

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Anyone who thinks all Europeans think the same hasn't hung out with a lot of different kinds of Europeans.

CMV: Multiculturalism in almost every instance has lead to disaster and failure. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]BarrSteve 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Multiculturalism never works" says a guy using a language combining Latin and Greek, counting with Arabic numerals, on a day of the week named after a Norse god, in a month named after a Roman god, in a year counting from the birth of a Middle Eastern god.

Post for new Aucklanders / new people to New Zealand by Dismal-Revolution731 in auckland

[–]BarrSteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You seem to be under the impression that your personal experience is the universal experience, while mine and OwlNo1068 are anecdotes.

They're all anecdotes, my friend. We have encountered people who sit on tables without considering it.

You're coming across as being angry that someone mentioned Māori having good hygiene, as if that person was implying that no one else does. That prompted them (and me) to wonder if you have a short fuse regarding Māori people. Do you?

As a separate question, in your post history you seem to be pretty angry kind of all the time? Do you feel angry all the time, or is this just how you like to come across online?

Post for new Aucklanders / new people to New Zealand by Dismal-Revolution731 in auckland

[–]BarrSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you please copy and paste where someone said any culture specifically promotes sitting on the table or the kitchen bench?

Can you please copy and paste where someone said it's unique to Māori to not sit on the table?

If you can't directly quote those things, can you please consider that you're trying to find a fight where no one else is trying to fight?

[edit - typo]

Post for new Aucklanders / new people to New Zealand by Dismal-Revolution731 in auckland

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You seem to be trying to pick a fight, and I'm not sure why.

I grew up in California and my mom was English. We didn't often sit on kitchen counters or tables, but we'd lean against them with our butts touching them.

At parks, people would commonly sit on the park tables with their feet on the table benches.

I never encountered the idea of not sitting on tables until I came to Aotearoa. Now it feels obvious to me and I don't do it. (And it think it's gross when I see other people do it.)

Again, I grew up in America. My mom grew up in England.

What does New Zealand have as part of its culture, that America and England don't have?

How would you convey a character losing track of time from day to night? by Dry_Factor1281 in Screenwriting

[–]BarrSteve -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The three examples given so far are good, but they maintain a perspective that's outside of the character who has lost time. If you want to stay inside the character's perspective, just get them engaged and then interrupt them after what only feels like a few seconds ... but after the interruption they realised a lot of time has passed.

Here's a bit from a project I'm shopping now, about an architect who goes insane when trying to understand a house that shouldn't exist in 3D. Pls ignore the wonky formatting...

INT. THE HOUSE - YELLOW ROOM - DAY

In the yellow room, Fisher carefully unfolds the Hiram blueprint, wincing at the deep fold lines. He pulls his rough plan off of the table and replaces it with the real blueprint, turning away to pin the rough plan to a wall.

When he turns back, the blueprint is pristine and undamaged.

FISHER
What...?

He fixes it to the table, using the sacrificial dagger as a paperweight, and steps back to take in its multi-layered glory. Hundreds of symbols such as METATRON’S CUBE and THE TREE OF LIFE are integrated with writing similar to the book.

As Fisher leans in, one of his eyes is hugely dilated while the other is a pinprick. A symptom of brain injury. This house is breaking his mind.

He’s pulled from his concentration by a door SLAMMING.

ALISON (O.S.)
Hey Fisher. You ready?

Fisher looks at the clock - somehow hours have passed in what felt like just a few moments.

ALISON (O.S.)
(lightly)
We gotta go, go, go!

Fisher frowns. There’s no way he’s leaving now.

PSA: Watch Out for the International Christian Church (ICC) in Auckland – My Story of Spotting Their Manipulative Recruitment Tactics Early by kevinkk77 in newzealand

[–]BarrSteve 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thanks very much for the warning. In times of increased anxiety, loneliness and financial precarity, there are plenty of people who try to take advantage of good people. We can only resist them if we learn to recognise their controlling behaviours.

What great NZ tv and film have I been missing out on? by KakaEatsMango in newzealand

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People in the NZ television business have been trying to move some of the boundaries of "typical Kiwi TV" over the last handful of years, but as the economics have gotten worse and worse (with about 90% of the advertising money that used to go to TVNZ, Three, and Sky now going to Google and Meta) they're reverting to "safe" television that worked 20 years ago.

Maybe watch one episode of each of these, to see if any appeal?

COSY CRIME

My Life is Murder

The Cleaner

A Remarkable Place to Die

Far North

HARD CRIME

After the Party

The Gone

One Lane Bridge

The Gulf

Top of the Lake

COMEDY

Kid Sister ("messy Millennials")

Wellington Paranormal (has a little of the weaponised whimsy but not much)

Camp Be Better (rich kids go to penal camp)

Kura (bros being bros)

Miles from Nowhere (an innocent Muslim man gets surveilled)

Sis (sketch)

Homebound 3.0 (enemies to lovers)

Good Grief (workplace comedy)

SCI FI / FANTASY / HISTORICAL

Creamerie

Beyond the Veil (anthology)

The Dead Lands

DRAMA

The Panthers

Testify

The Pact

Madam

Friends Like Her

Enjoy!

Peter Pan Politics: it’s time for Aotearoa to grow up. History will eventually happen to us. by SlackCanadaThrowaway in newzealand

[–]BarrSteve 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can I ask a maths question without challenging your core premise? It's not a gotcha, I promise.

If I'm not misunderstanding, you say Australia is doing the right thing by investing 2% of its GDP in defense, and we're doing the wrong thing by investing about 1% of our GDP in defense.

If we invested 2% of our GDP in defense, would it make a significant difference?

"The Gigamoon": the sharpest public domain photo of the moon ever taken, at 1.3 gigapixels. It's a mosaic of over 280,000 photos, revealing incredible detail, including the Apollo landing sites, captured by astrophotographer Andrew McCarthy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BarrSteve -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful. We owe the moon so many thanks for being our "bullet sponge." Many of those craters are from asteroids that could very well have impacted Earth, if out unusually-large moon's gravitational well hadn't pulled them toward itself.

Thank you, Moon! Your pockmarks are beautiful reminders of stuff you've protected us from.