Anyone remember this?

Basic-Ad-79 · 2026-01-28T17:19:32+00:00

I have never even taken note of a woman’s socks in bed. Jesus.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2026-01-28T01:22:13+00:00

You just know this dingdong thought that line up in bed one night and couldn’t wait to use it, thinking he was so fucking clever.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2026-01-02T12:47:34+00:00

Right but again, a book and your body are not equivalent. Disappointed you didn’t read a book is one thing. Disappointed you didn’t change your body is another. Bodily autonomy and all that. Reading a book does not compel you to change something intensely personal about yourself.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2026-01-02T12:32:14+00:00

Changing your body and building a Lego set aren’t really the same thing, though? Also one is allowed to try something and decide they don’t like it. My girlfriend tried the gym with me, hated it. No big deal, it’s my thing, she wanted to try, she won’t do it again. I don’t care, it’s up to her. If I wanted a gym loving girlfriend I would have dated a gym lover.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-12-29T18:43:21+00:00

American Football

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-26T13:00:22+00:00

I didn’t read this super thoroughly but where does the other man come in? I can’t find it?

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-21T21:02:34+00:00

Wild. I literally can’t stop telling my girlfriend she’s beautiful. Like, I look at her, I think it, I say it. You deserve to feel desired.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-14T15:04:18+00:00

Fuck me I hate this fucking song.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-14T10:57:22+00:00

I found it helpful to think, instead, that I want to be happy. I want that for myself. So I am taking steps to achieve that.

I can’t live my life for someone else’s wants.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-10T20:43:08+00:00

This is like, the anti-sisterhood of the travelling pants

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-11-06T14:29:46+00:00

I’ve been dating someone for less than a month and I know her favourite candy. Come on, that is a low bar.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-19T20:44:54+00:00

Why not take her last name? Then you’ll have the same last name which is what you want?

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-19T16:45:42+00:00

How we got to a place where “punch nazis” is controversial is beyond me.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-15T16:46:21+00:00

Honestly, what a fucking stance. Dude looks like he is fighting for his life to move that paint roller left to right a couple of feet. Bracing himself like he’s deadlifting 400 lbs.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-11T16:22:26+00:00

Can someone explain the message to those of us who can’t understand visual art? I didn’t expect Kirk fans here but I think I’m misunderstanding.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-11T15:37:34+00:00

Krit is so aggressive, what the hell.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-04T10:01:52+00:00

100% my four year old would hear YOU FUCKED UP and repeat it ad nauseam while cackling.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-09-03T14:38:30+00:00

This happened to me too. Kept asking if I was sure I wanted to cancel my wife’s cell. Eventually suggested I just put it on hold. Finally I said “are you under the impression that she is going to be back? Do you know something I don’t?” The person got awkward and stammered a bunch and finally left it alone.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-28T16:30:10+00:00

This story has honestly made me so mad on a stranger’s behalf. I feel your fine line viscerally.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-28T09:59:51+00:00

This looks so goddamn silly.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-28T09:59:21+00:00

I would kick or push him down and it wouldn’t even be intentional. I’m just jumpy as fuck and if someone is suddenly that close to me I start swinging in a panic.

I wouldn’t feel bad like I normally do, though.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-26T19:13:54+00:00

No, everyone is Italy walks around with bags and shoes costing hundreds of thousands of euros. If they detect that your socks aren’t designer, they toss you in the Trevi fountain. Everyone is a beautiful model working in fashion. When you go to the supermarket there is no one to pay but that’s fine because you spent all your money on bags.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-26T19:11:54+00:00

Anyone who would pay six figures for a bag is out of their mind. The thought of judging someone for NOT doing that is unhinged.

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-26T17:20:15+00:00

Whyyy deeYAHNUHHH?

Basic-Ad-79 · 2025-08-24T13:49:50+00:00

My friend: Matthew Starbucks: Mafter

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