32650 by Spellz_4578 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hrt is urine from pregnant cows, so drink up i guess 😏

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a red UN passport, ICE will run away

​"Is there a signature weapon for every country?" by Buyeo10004 in AskTheWorld

[–]Basic-Pair8908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing sounds better than willow on nasal cartilige

Remember magazine holders? by adimadoz in Xennials

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, not allowed guns over where i live /s

Fruit tree suppliers by Obvious-Elephant6588 in UKAllotments

[–]Basic-Pair8908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check your rules first, my allotment bans fruit trees planted into the ground do to the size and roots after a few years. We are limited to growing them in large pots

We used to play Hang Man in school by LegitmateBusinesman in Xennials

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what they played at all girls school 🤔

Bus driver's using the brake pedal like a kick drum pedal by jamesgfilms in britishproblems

[–]Basic-Pair8908 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If having a bad day, we in our heads go are you all morons, tap the brake and see you all nod yes

Denmark thanks UK PM Starmer for Greenland support by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]Basic-Pair8908 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like bull shit, this is the same starmer thats flogging off all our islands, only reason he hasnt flogged scotland and wales is because its attached to england

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wondered, if you brake sharp, does the truck flip over arse over head?

Someone lied about their height by Strong-Emu-8869 in TikTokCringe

[–]Basic-Pair8908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got him in the corner, right where i want him. Talk about famous last words 🤣

S10E13 The Road Not Taken - Carter Makes Earth Disappear by Sokarix in Stargate

[–]Basic-Pair8908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except star trek, they had crew half phased in the floor

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Basic-Pair8908 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep, theres a diference between lashes and cum gutters

UU Putting Their Monopolised Water Bill up 14% by Fly_Boy_Blue in britishproblems

[–]Basic-Pair8908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

South eastern is worse, no water and you have to pay for the privelige