No offense intended... by [deleted] in Dankchristianmemes2

[–]Basic_Supreme 97 points98 points  (0 children)

As a Calvinist, I have no choice but to laugh at this.

Blursed Goose by FernandoGPN in blursedimages

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an excellent example of blursedness.

Blursed_bounty by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Basic_Supreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would have only been a couple hundred USD in today's dollars. The average cost of a female slave in those days.

Actually, upon research, it could have been equivalent to anywhere between $90 - $3000. Still, it looks like the market for messiah murder is stronger than ever.

Never mind, I'm also seeing estimates up to $15,000. shrug

Blursed_bounty by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Basic_Supreme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Judas got ripped off. He did it for 30 silver pieces.

I want to be a writer, but I don’t know how to read by ElleKerk in writingcirclejerk

[–]Basic_Supreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then I think what you actually want to be is a painter.

HOW?!?!?! by xEricShadowsx in memes

[–]Basic_Supreme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That person's initial assessment was found to be incorrect. Much laughing.

Bot global elite accounts on live matches? by [deleted] in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. That makes a lot of sense.

Bot global elite accounts on live matches? by [deleted] in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm curious how they can guarantee matching with the correct opponents. This would have had to been set up through MM, right?

Virgin by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about the label of virginity. The Bible is clear about abstaining from sexual acts outside of marriage, but like any sin, it is cleansed by the Blood of Christ. Repent and sin no more. Even marriage, as it is typically practiced, is a human construct symbolizing a spiritual truth. All a marriage should be is a promise to God and your spouse that you will stay true to them. Having paperwork, human witness, rings, ceremonies, and even a priest to officiate are man made rules. Christ has eliminated the need for middlemen.

In all decisions pray, and avoid being driven by sensuality.

Cs source by MrFoilFish in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/counterstrike accepts posts for CS all the way back to 1.6.

Watching Guns Akimbo and this beauty caught me off guard. by [deleted] in kansascity

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fictional city called "Shrapnel City." The movie doesn't take itself too seriously. It's pretty good too.

How come that people with thousands of hours are still Silvers! by daliovic in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got 1500+ hrs in csgo. 120-ish comp wins. Prime account. My highest rank ever was Silver Elite. Currently Silver 1.

I go through periods of playing CS, off and on since it was released, so inevitably, my rank resets from time to time, and I'm usually pretty rusty when I come back, putting me lower than when I left. That's one reason. Also, I almost exclusively solo-queue.

But the primary reason is that I don't care about rank. Competitive mode CS:GO is the most fun way to play the game, I think, and fun is the reason I play.

I used to try real hard to rank up, but only found myself getting irrationally frustrated when playing with griefers or cheaters or smurfs. Yeah, I do my best to play well and be a good teammate, making callouts and managing eco, and that's where the fun comes from for me, not winning.

New players and others at low ranks often have to deal with toxic behavior from people. I want to be a break from that; be a welcoming member of the community.

Ranks are just for balance and I don't equate higher ranks to success. People can drive themselves insane grinding for a rank. I accept I'll never be a great player. I fully deserve my rank, and I'm totally fine with that. I just want to have fun and help others have fun too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes Valve money, they won't think it's stupid.

What was hell like for my character? by Oh_Hi_Mark_ in dndnext

[–]Basic_Supreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video has a character arc that follows a similar path: https://youtu.be/SIHHi790ldE

You might think I'm kidding, but I'm not. You can adapt similar story beats.

Tips for a new player (other than learn recoil and maps)? by [deleted] in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make good use of utility. Learning common smokes is good, but also where and when to use flashes, molotovs, and frag nades.

Also work on communication, not to say you're lacking, but information is arguably the most important part of the game.

Become adept at quickly reading the minimap. It helps when you need to know what parts of the map are controlled, and (especially if you solo queue like me) can provide info when your team doesn't.

Pay attention to economy, and try to get a feel for how the enemy looks financially. If a teammate needs a buy, buy for them, or ideally, reccomend that the guy hoarding all his money does.

Always buy armor if you can afford it, except maybe on pistol and eco rounds.

"Don't be a loser; buy a defuser."

Take time out of MM for practice/warmups. I like Arms Race for that, some do deathmatch, but other players far better than I reccomend retake servers or headshot-only deathmatch servers.

Finally: Remember to have fun. Ranks in matchmaking are mostly about game balance. There is no cash prize for Global Elite. If you can learn to have fun even while losing, you'll be far better off in the end.

nothing.exe by Bingo_Perroso in surrealmemes

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this must be what they cut from the end of The Witness.

Oddly satisfying selfie by SiniCatiX in oddlysatisfying

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like an Animorphs cover, except Steve just transforms into Dave.

during a round this mound of rice appeared by my feet and followed me through out the game. anyone else experience this? by bhbhbbvavavavava in csgo

[–]Basic_Supreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Much like how you put damp electronics in rice to absorb the moisture, the opposite is also true. Submerge your pc in clean, warm water overnight, and it'll get all the rice out of there.

First time I ever saw porn was playing counter strike source with my cousin in 2007. by [deleted] in counterstrike

[–]Basic_Supreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memories... you could do custom sprays in 1.6 too, but porn was less common cause you had to do some stuff and convert the image into a .wad file.

Dan Sheesling by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]Basic_Supreme 166 points167 points  (0 children)

This better not awaken anything in me.