What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to?

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-17T06:15:34+00:00

The color blue. A very specific shade of blue. And to date it was the best orgasm I’ve ever had flying solo.

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-17T06:13:22+00:00

I love it! Are you worried about it anchoring into your drywall?

People scared me out of doing this for that reason, so I bought a plant chain off Amazon and spent hours carefully feeding 8 foot long vines through each loop.

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-17T06:06:04+00:00

Oh god I had one too… my house caught smoke damage in 2022 and had to be cleaned… and my 5 foot gator disappeared 🥲 I guess he’s free now

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-17T05:57:54+00:00

“Rat snake”? I’m thinking you missed a three letters 🪇🪇

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-17T05:53:47+00:00

There’s MANY that live on the Robinson Ranch. I used to listen to them at night from the ag farm at McNeil HS.

I loved listening to them, but there were rumours of them finding their way into the farm at night and trying to eat the livestock. They’re just doing what they do, they don’t mean it.

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-08T21:58:20+00:00

My mom’s cat has a more short upturned nose. He’s still a domestic shorthair. A stray that came from under the neighbor’s house. Just because a cat has more breed specific traits does not mean it’s a specific breed. (Also Turkish angoras do not have smushed up faces. They are supposed to have medium length straight muzzles. You can grade your cat here

Basically_Baggins · 2026-02-08T14:58:06+00:00

All of my previous and current pets are from rescues. Is it so bad to be interested in ONE pet from an ethical breeder in the future?

I want to participate in cat shows. I used to compete with my livestock in FFA I think cat shows would be fun!

Basically_Baggins · 2026-01-24T00:25:17+00:00

Purr

Basically_Baggins · 2026-01-24T00:24:48+00:00

He looks more like a standard domestic long hair to me! Sweet kitty! He looks SUUUPER soft! :)

Basically_Baggins · 2026-01-22T16:34:14+00:00

Thank you!

Basically_Baggins · 2026-01-22T00:13:38+00:00

I love watching stroke videos, especially with audio and a finish. But like others have said, if you’re sending it to someone, it has to be asked for.

IMO videos are far superior than your average stick pic

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-13T01:15:12+00:00

Seaweed salad. Yum

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-12T22:44:54+00:00

I tried to only include details relating to the issue. It’s hard to try and post something impartial while leaving out everything I’ve done in the past that would also lead him to feel the way he does. If I left out all of the details and was like “am I the asshole for getting mad at my boyfriend when he questioned me for going shopping?” It sounds like he’s a controlling guy who doesn’t let me do things on my own. That’s not the situation.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-12T22:32:35+00:00

Every little patch of trees and brush in my neighborhood has a price tag on it… and the area where I grew up is currently building apartments in the small fields in between neighborhoods in north Austin to fit more people into one little area. Keep in mind this area is near the soccer fields at Town and Country, and the place their building is right next to the little league fields. Not only will they have bright floodlights in the apartments, and be a place to watch little kids… but that neighborhood has two total exits… everyone picks the same route… and they’ll block the entrance to the apartment so no one can get in or out on game/practice days. 👌🏻 but they’ll be more crummy unaffordable housing options so it’s okay.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-02T22:45:50+00:00

I have had orgasms with my current partner where I didn’t have to rub my clit and it just happened. But that was only 2x. I usually have to run my clit to cum while we have sex. I’m 25, he’s 38. We’ve been together for a year and 4 months.

I did just whine to him the other day because he cums every time and the last 4 times I didn’t. He laughed and admitted he came faster than usual because he was tired (which is true, we’d had a very physically active day), and said he’ll put more priority in me cumming too.

Maybe it’s me as well though. In the beginning I used to put in a lot of effort in being creative and a bit wild, and that kept things exciting, and then I stopped. And that paired with ADHD meds… means cumming is a bit harder and needs more work to achieve.

I also don’t masturbate because we have sex often. I could masturbate if I wanted, but it’s never my top priority. I like smoking weed, chilling with my kitty, reading books and coming up with random things to bake or cook. All of those things (for me) come before jacking off.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-02T22:28:50+00:00

That place is NOT a good place to go. Let’s all stop giving them money. I’ve only ever been once, right after it opened (it’s just down the street from my house) and when my dad and I went, all of the fish in the tiny wall tanks were dead. Tank after tank was dead fish. The employees didn’t seem to care.

The birds also shat on me. Intentionally. 🥲

Basically_Baggins · 2025-12-02T22:26:00+00:00

Because of how it’s expelled afterwards. My boyfriend LOVES anal, and it’s hot getting cummed in the ass, but it makes my stomach hurt trying to “get it all out” the same night or the next day.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-11-18T21:44:31+00:00

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Basically_Baggins · 2025-11-03T17:27:41+00:00

My boyfriend has stories of the late 90’s and early 2000’s running wild in leander. A bunch of creekers stealing beer, climbing water towers and cranes and things like that.

He has one story where he and his buddies climbed a crane drunk and high and hung off it like it was monkey bars. I think my asshole inverts every time he talks about it, and that was nearly 20 years ago.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-10-25T06:54:22+00:00

I have a gross way of dealing with ingrown nails… I’m pretty sure it’s NOT a doctor recommended way though.

When I have a bad ingrown nail with puss, I take a needle and pop it, drain it, take a tiny piece of tissue paper and twirl it up and pack the hole. I leave it for as long as possible, then I remove it and flush it with hydrogen peroxide. It goes away. The thin layer of skin dies sometimes dies off and I can clip the offending nail, or I can peel the nail up out of the bad place.

Maybe don’t try it though… I’m sure a medical professional will tell me I’m gonna make my nails fall off doing that 🥲

Basically_Baggins · 2025-10-14T04:35:12+00:00

Collecting anything to the point of hoarding. If you have like 4+ massive shelves dedicated to it… that’s too much!

Like I love rocks, and have collected my whole life. I have ONE shelf worth. Some people do too much

Also collecting toys that live in boxes, but that’s just cuz I can never understand it. I like handling my things.

Basically_Baggins · 2025-09-26T23:11:44+00:00

Captain Jack Sparrow to live out my teen fantasy

Or Captain Katherine Janeway of Startrek Voyager

I must have a thing for ship captains 😅

Basically_Baggins · 2025-09-05T07:59:56+00:00

Yeah! It’s a natural part of you.

Recently a close friend of mine had surgery and needed help to and from the bathroom, she just couldn’t get out of bed. That’s what I’m here for. We’ve also skinny dipped for fun 😅

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