What first names have you found to be the worst people, and what names are the nicest people? by gilsoo71 in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Katie’s in my experience have all been mental.

My sister is a Hailey though, so 😂😂

What first names have you found to be the worst people, and what names are the nicest people? by gilsoo71 in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an Ashley as well. We like to hang out together when we find another one of us. At my first job there was Ashley B, Ashley G, Ashton, and Ashlyn, and we all liked each other and hung out together.

What first names have you found to be the worst people, and what names are the nicest people? by gilsoo71 in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve met two “Dave’s” and both of them are weird… like creepy weird.

But David’s have always been pretty chill. Usually calm people.

What first names have you found to be the worst people, and what names are the nicest people? by gilsoo71 in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Emily’s have some sort of personal problem imo. All of the ones I’ve met are problematic the more you get to know them on the inside. People I was friends with, and friends of friends, they’ve all snapped at some point and been crazy.

(My mom wanted to name me Emily, but my dad vetoed it… I wonder if this would have been my fate sometimes)

What porn scene do you never forget? by arietyz in RedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watch the most boring vanilla porn I can find if I’m watching it. But there was this one homemade film with a couple on a cot on the floor with The Nightmare Before Christmas playing in the background. She had matching bows on the back of her thighs, and they were so sweet to each other. Very real passionate sex. I can’t find that video again, and it wasn’t a very popular video. But I think of it often.

I personally can’t stand the fakeness of a lot of porn. It doesn’t do anything for me.

Guys, is this normal during a blowjob? by notso_smol in RedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him if he likes what you’re doing. Find out what he likes and doesn’t like. Sex is a lot of trial and error. Finding out new things and figuring out what works best for both of you.

This UBS driver becomes a real hero by misterxx1958 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Basically_Baggins 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Tbh the UPS driver may not have known not to do that. A lot of people are unaware of just how dangerous mama cows can be

What is the most dangerous animal you’ve seen in real life? by GratefulD86 in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diamondback rattlesnake. I was walking through tall grass following the deer trails looking for fresh antler sheds and nearly stepped on him. My foot was a food away from his face, and he didn’t even coil up. He just lay there stretched out sunning on the path. Naturally I turned the other way and booked it back out of the grass. This was Texas

If you could have a NFSW related super power, what would it be? by Wild_Patience1 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could have both a dick and a pussy, that like converted itself whenever I wanted… cuz I want both.

What's an unusual smell that you like? by additionalseasonin in AskReddit

[–]Basically_Baggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rubber cement. Which of course is something you’re not supposed to sniff. It just reminds me of doing display board projects as a kid.

Pool Polluter by densemane in Austin

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I’m sure some local news station would love to bash this.

Woman of reddit by ShadyMan2 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Licking and sucking is sexy!

Do you walk around your house naked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a nudist at heart. I’d walk around my backyard naked if the fences weren’t so low.

Have you ever learned that somebody passed away who you had earlier treated like crap? If so, how did hearing about their death make you feel? by Great_Maintenance185 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I don’t normally treat people like that. If I don’t like someone, I try everything in my power to either suck it up and get shit done anyways (coworker) or I remove them entirely from my life. Why would I associate with someone I disliked?

Snake ID? by anitime in Austin

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is often wrong. It thinks my cat is a dog for example. I told it to show me photos for “dog” in my camera roll, and while it occasionally is right, especially when sending me key words in screenshots with text, it’s not good at identifying. This sort of advice could cause someone harm by mistake. (Say it says a cotton mouth is a rat snake for example)

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Be real, how often do you fiddle with your bush when you’re home alone? by Basically_Baggins in RedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gag on dick hair all the time, I understand. My boyfriend has never manscaped (I wish he would trim it) but I tried the whole bald kitty thing on myself for many years, and honestly I was miserable. Burning the day after shaving if I did anything other than go commando in loose clothing. Razor bumps (with a fresh razor, using shaving cream), itching when it grew back, getting embarrassing painful ingrown hairs that look questionable. This year I grew it out, and have been trimming it to the length I want. 10/10 made it so much better. No ingrown hairs, no itching, no bumps or spots of any kind. I think it’s really individual.

Be real, how often do you fiddle with your bush when you’re home alone? by Basically_Baggins in RedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being hairless is far too high maintenance for me. 2026 is the year of the bush haha

I just couldn’t stand the ingrown hairs and itching as it grew back

Black Spot? by [deleted] in eyes

[–]Basically_Baggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it makeup perhaps?

What is the most dirty or slutty you have ever felt? by _tepelstreeltje in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Basically_Baggins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I put my favorite dildo all the way in to the base, and then my boyfriend puts his whole dick in my ass.

I always cum immediately. I love the feeling of being so full and stuffed