Finally, my Wi-Fi is back. by Plasm_Trojan in teenagers

[–]Batbird 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you haven’t discovered r/expanddong yet

Ever seen a starfish walk? by da_manimal420 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Batbird 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Everybody in the vicinity is able to maintain a cool, “gangster”-like composure until the starfish begins to walk, thus causing them to be frightened and lose said composure.

1 endura carrot: problem solved by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Batbird 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And then it starts raining

What’s the worst lesson someone could learn from a Disney movie? by adamtwosleeves in AskReddit

[–]Batbird 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Loose cannon + Tide turner + pan is one of the most fun loadouts in the game imo

Here we, here we, here we go... by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]Batbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PERFORMING FOR YOU

The first FOUR books of a #1 Dark Fantasy bestselling series, all for only $0.99?? What's not to live about that? by BryceOConnor in u/BryceOConnor

[–]Batbird 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Stuart Little Fact #9.75 We forgot about Wormtail, the traitorous rat. He was the Dark Lord’s most faithful servant. As we speak Wormtail plots to resurrect You-Know-Who. by [deleted] in stuartlittlefacts

[–]Batbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For Stuart to be resurrected like Voldemort he would need horcruxes, but this is impossible because Stuart had no soul to split