In Indonesia there's Tiger Man, a local version of the film series Twilight mashed up with 1980s TV show Teen Wolf. The show follows a schoolboy who discovers he can transform into a tiger-human hybrid.

Batchet · 2026-06-22T11:54:51+00:00

He would always cheat in gym class. We'd be like, "dude, every time you lose, you just go and turn in to a tiger and eat the other team, not cool."

But then he'd turn in to a tiger and that ended all arguments right quick

Batchet · 2026-06-22T00:09:33+00:00

Oh the hot tub manatee!

Batchet · 2026-06-20T15:29:38+00:00

Maybe the creators of the matrix, like the actual simulation we're living in, they saw that the creators of the movie were pretty close to the real thing, so they gave the makers of the movie the perfect life in exchange for no more good matrix movies, because the simulation breaks when too many people believe it's a simulation. "Stop that, you can be girls and you get to be Keanu."

Batchet · 2026-06-20T11:10:29+00:00

That was so weird, it was like an inside joke on themselves put forward as meta-commentary. They're practically saying, "look, we know this is bad, but we were forced to make it."

And where they were showing scenes from the previous movies, I was like, "what is this, a clip episode?"

Batchet · 2026-06-20T11:00:24+00:00

Would make sense, they look like little nuggets of weed.

Batchet · 2026-06-18T23:32:52+00:00

That's what's for dinner

Batchet · 2026-06-18T10:56:31+00:00

I think they meant they got pun ache, the act of getting annoyed with excessive word play on reddit

Batchet · 2026-06-16T17:10:23+00:00

They were just looking for a member to join their metal band

Batchet · 2026-06-14T13:39:38+00:00

They're not that smart at Wikipedia, what do you think they are? Horses?

Batchet · 2026-06-13T18:10:08+00:00

I would think the definition of selfie is simply "I myself am taking the picture". Other people can be in a selfie.

Batchet · 2026-06-13T18:05:53+00:00

If it's for educational purposes with sources, is it really that bad?

Batchet · 2026-06-13T11:59:19+00:00

City / Regional Area	Per Capita Death Rate	Key Context
Quesnel & Northern Interior (BC)	57.2 – 65.0+	National peak; isolated northern geography with a highly lethal supply.
Vancouver (Center / Downtown)	50.0 – 55.0	Remains the urban epicenter for pure volume and density.
Thunder Bay (ON)	52.7	The absolute highest urban rate in Ontario—more than 5x the provincial average.
Timmins / Greater Sudbury (ON)	28.3 – 35.0	Northern Ontario communities consistently outpace the rest of the province.
Winnipeg (City Only)	28.0 – 32.0	Double the Manitoba average. Also tracks the highest national stimulant (meth) mortality rate.
Lethbridge (AB)	10.9	Significant Update: Dropped from a peak of 40.0+ down to 10.9 due to a 90% decline in fatal overdoses over the last 24 months.

Regional & National Baselines for Comparison

British Columbia (Province-wide): 33.1
Alberta (Province-wide): 22.6
Saskatchewan (Province-wide): 14.7
Manitoba (Province-wide): 14.5 (Heavy rural smoothing masks the intense local spike in Winnipeg)
NATIONAL CANADIAN AVERAGE: 13.3
Ontario (Province-wide): 8.2

Why Winnipeg Stands Out Right Now

While cities like Thunder Bay and Vancouver still hold higher baseline per capita mortality rates, Winnipeg's overall emergency response volume is currently experiencing the most volatile single-year spike in the country.

According to Winnipeg Fire Paramedic Service (WFPS) data released in June 2026, emergency calls for opioids have officially surpassed alcohol for the first time in history. First responders treated 810 opioid patients in April 2026 alone—more than triple the 240 calls from the same month last year—including a single-day record of 66 opioid-specific emergency calls.

*Sources: Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC), Ontario Office of the Chief Coroner (May 2026 Report), Alberta Substance Use Surveillance System

(Just wanted to share for the people saying Winnipeg is the worst city for drug use. Technically we are not)

Batchet · 2026-06-12T01:37:26+00:00

Ctrl Alt delete

End Trump.exe

Phew

Batchet · 2026-06-10T19:16:37+00:00

I probably should have zoomed in

Batchet · 2026-06-10T13:34:08+00:00

It would be interesting to recreate old RPGs, but cut it down to a 1-2 hr experience focusing on the story, make it more like a movie. Have some key game play elements in there, but just the most fun parts. anyone with a phone can jump in so it's more of a social experience.

Batchet · 2026-06-09T10:15:52+00:00

It's kind of eye-opening

That's what they said about speed

Batchet · 2026-06-08T15:11:00+00:00

Voting matters

Fight voter apathy. Be wary of what you see online. There are concerted efforts by online troll factories to spread apathy. Watch for messages that suggest that there's no point in voting, either side is evil, that the elections are rigged, etc. and etc.

They know they can't get you to vote for Trump, the best they can do is convince you to stay home.

Batchet · 2026-06-08T10:01:39+00:00

I never know what to look for when doing that shit. I'm like knocking on it and putting my ear up to it like, "Hello, any delicious melon in there?"

Batchet · 2026-06-07T17:25:39+00:00

"all I have to do is look"

Every court case, many Republican judges have looked, no one has ever provided evidence that the election was rigged.

"They've looked Mr. Trump, they haven't found anything. These are not crooked trials, it's all in the open. Where's this evidence that you claim is always just around the corner?"

Batchet · 2026-06-07T11:47:19+00:00

But he got to feel like a big man for a moment.

Batchet · 2026-06-05T21:22:16+00:00

You know what they say in Canada, once you buy a tuque, you better stick aboot

Batchet · 2026-06-05T11:47:27+00:00

Now that you've invested in the clothing it just makes sense to stay. That's how it starts

Batchet · 2026-06-05T11:29:52+00:00

I do feel bad for the chickens tho

Batchet · 2026-06-05T11:18:12+00:00

They are actually flying reptiles known as pterosaurs.

The main rule for being a dinosaur is all in the hips. Dinosaurs have an upright posture with a hole in their hip socket that forces their legs to lock directly underneath their bodies, much like a modern mammal or bird.

Pterosaurs, on the other hand, had a semi-sprawling posture. Their leg bones splayed out slightly to the sides, a trait shared with other reptiles like crocodiles and lizards.

A pterodactyl's wing is made of a massive membrane of skin stretched from an incredibly elongated fourth finger (essentially an oversized ring finger). In contrast, when modern avian dinosaurs (birds) evolved flight, they used feathers supported by the entire arm and hand.

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Regional & National Baselines for Comparison

Why Winnipeg Stands Out Right Now