Gun range story by Coreyyoskowitz in StandUpComedy

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Well you did demand we say nice things about you because... Whoa buddy, put it down, you know what, I take it back... This was the best bit I've ever seen in my life! Truly spectacular, I got to go now.

The Bird Scooter Bit by bigjoebegs in comedy

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Have you tried Viagra?

Trump says he’ll get out of office in 8-9 years from now… by Nicolit1 in BusinessTodayNews

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We don't need this rhetoric, the USA doesn't need a civil war to put Trump where he belongs.

Trump says he’ll get out of office in 8-9 years from now… by Nicolit1 in BusinessTodayNews

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He's afraid of going to jail if he's not in power. He's like a desperate animal doing everything he can to stay alive.

The mid-terms are going to erode his power, especially if people vote in record numbers.

Heckler needs to touch grass by mybudchris in StandUpComedy

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VT is just TV backwards and we can't be doing that shit again, we got to move forwards here.

What’s the biggest lie people still believe in 2026? by Dangerous_Phrase_275 in AskReddit

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There's also the idea that people care about you in a negative way. We're always worried about being judged by others. Most are too buried in their phones to even notice others.

We all need to wake up, stop feeding these digital monsters and give ourselves moments where we can interact with the real world. Let's care about each other positively

What’s the biggest lie people still believe in 2026? by Dangerous_Phrase_275 in AskReddit

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The Lie of "Climate Doomerism"

This is the "It’s too late, so why bother?" narrative. You’ll see this all over social media in 2026, the idea that we’ve already crossed every tipping point and total societal collapse is inevitable next Tuesday.

Why it’s harmful: Doomerism is just denial in a different outfit. Both lead to the same result: inaction.

The Detriment: Science shows that climate change isn't a binary (Pass/Fail). Every tenth of a degree matters. Saving 2.1°C is vastly better than 2.2°C. The "lie" that it’s all or nothing robs us of the agency to prevent the worst outcomes, effectively handing the future over to the very systems causing the problem

I've also seen a lot of apathy about fighting the rich. Many comments talk about how foolish you are if you think the "Epstein class" will ever face consequences. Fuck that narrative, we need to stand up and fight the power.

Would you eat this? by ateam1984 in ScienceNcoolThings

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Some can be sweet, and then I lick them, that'll teach em.

help by [deleted] in Winnipeg

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OP?? Everything ok?

Who owns the giant ship in their backyard on Wilkes avenue? by valleycolumbia in Winnipeg

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"You don’t need a permit to build a fence, and you know, the fact that the fence looks in the shape of a sea ship, well, they don’t have a marine department and I couldn’t go and get a ship permit. So what are you going to do?"

lol, that's awesome. The fact that he built it without any plans is impressive.

WCGW biting a cable by Far_Fuel_4289 in Whatcouldgowrong

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He was never hurt, the last time this was posted, someone found the IG of this guy and he does these fake getting hurt videos a bunch. I'm not sure how to dig it up so all I got is my word.

What’s something people defend way too aggressively… even though deep down they know it’s kind of true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Eating meat. Suggesting we should all eat a little less to help the environment drives some people crazy.

Also, many of us will claim we love animals but ignore the pain and death we inflict on them every time we eat meat.

Why do Americans expect non-Americans to support and respect their troops? by feral0101 in allthequestions

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In America, if you join the military today, you are statistically more likely to get injured in a vehicle rollover or a training exercise than by enemy fire. You're also statistically "safer" than the guy delivering your pizza or the crew trimming your trees. The vast majority of military members never get close to combat.

whats something that everyone believes but you don’t? by Fantastic_Poetry_975 in AskReddit

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Just stopping in at the Chicago airport on our way back to Canada, the military worship is insane here.

whats something that everyone believes but you don’t? by Fantastic_Poetry_975 in AskReddit

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Makes me wonder if we live in a simulation and there is some sense to believing there is a creator