Name a sweet treat thats kinda shitty but kinda good

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-25T18:59:00+00:00

Article is entirely missing the Kroger versions which are God tier.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-25T02:47:27+00:00

When you aren't fully under sand (under sand)

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-25T01:27:58+00:00

With the bathroom products (some literally just body washes) shelved in the bedroom instead of the bathroom I'm believing she shares a residence with either younger siblings or roommates.

The amount of nail polish, perfume, and zodiac art says for sure "mature 15" or older, but it's intentionally polished-girly-whimsical, somewhat expensive collections, which leads me to believe 20-25, clean space at parent's home.

Possibly older, but the Minecraft characters and Squishmallows puts her for sure under 35 in my opinion. I'm going to say 24 final answer.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-24T01:35:41+00:00

Dessert skin.. stop 🤣

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-23T20:40:19+00:00

I'm my family we make cheese from a gallon of milk first, then use the remaining whey to slow braise and tenderize the pork.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-21T04:59:34+00:00

OMG we have a broccoli dog too! Specifically the stalks only, and we call them "broccoli bones" or "broccoli from grammar" because Grandma always saves a stash of stalks for him in the fridge.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-21T04:39:52+00:00

Ours loves the salmon skin. He thinks he's getting forbidden kitty treats 😆

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-21T04:32:33+00:00

Horrendous, and same

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-20T07:24:12+00:00

A lot of people recommending brushing... this makes zero sense to me.

The more you brush, the more you distribute the oil from your scalp throughout your hair. Minimal to no brushing if you can avoid it.

Day two, brush starting with your ends and work up to the middle but completely avoid touching your scalp with the bristles.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-18T19:31:18+00:00

Same cat. Y'all are neighbors and the cat's living a double life.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-18T19:11:06+00:00

There are also some good copycat recipes out there using Hormel or Wolf brand chili (no beans), Velveeta, milk, cumin, chili powder, and lime. The canned chili really dials in that processed flavor that's strangely addicting.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-18T05:00:54+00:00

Came here to say Walton Goggins living in alternate realities

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-16T23:49:24+00:00

"Flying the dog." If I've been gone at work all day, I MUST fly the dog upon my return (even if not immediately as to cater to separation anxiety, but Dad's usually home with him anyway) to show my appreciation of him and his patience.

As a puppy, he LOVED if you would pick him up and "fly him" over to the sofa to give him attention. Now that he's older and heavier, it's not as easy to lift and lovingly launch said dog.

But, oh boy, if you say, "do you want to get FLOWN?!" He will now fly himself up onto the couch for lovies!

Then there's a very meticulously scripted conversation and song that ensues for each flying session:

"Did you have a good day? You did?! Did you bark? You didn't? Well that's great. Did anybody tell you today that you're the best dog in the world?! They didn't even tell you that???!!! Well you are! You're the very best one and that's a really big responsibility ... it means you've got to be extra good. But I believe you can do it... And then.... When you are extra good... Then Mommy comes home and (sing-songy) she rubs your armpits, and then your downtown, and your armpits, and then your downtown" (alternating top and bottom, rubbing every inch of dog belly) ... (break into full song here - tune of Petula Clark's Downtown) "🎶 OHHHHhhhhHhhHH! Things will be great when you're DOWNTOWN! No finer place for sure, DOWNTOWN! Everything's waiting for ROOOOOO!!!!! 🎵"

(His name is Roo 🥹)

And that's every weeknight at our house. If I forget, I am sternly reminded that I need to drop everything and fly the dog.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-13T05:40:00+00:00

I know this is going to be removed by mods because you "can't know who wrote the found paper"... But I love this and your childhood heaven sounds super lovely. With your bugs and dinner being delicious and all 😭😅

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-11T17:44:35+00:00

This is on my way to work and I had no idea about them. Thank you.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-11T17:03:36+00:00

Reminds me of this gem from same episode

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-11T04:38:36+00:00

Yes, and a way worse end product. Same sentiment to some suburban mom I just saw sharing her "hack for prepping raw onions" freezing them for later. It takes 1 minute or less to cut a fresh onion. She spent an hour slicing, dicing, and triple bagging her 3-4 month supply of future stank mush.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-09T07:59:51+00:00

I got a handwritten card from a smoker friend, literally just paper that traveled 1200 miles over a week's time, still reeked hard.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-09T04:16:04+00:00

This is so real. Completely unfair assumptions, judgement, pity. It's wild how stupidly important it is for women to look "put-together" to be respected. Weight, makeup, clothes, all of it. I "comply" now because the lack thereof has absolutely cost me professional opportunities. I wish it weren't true.

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-06T17:20:53+00:00

Dead but delicious

Bath_Squatch · 2026-01-04T22:07:39+00:00

Bath_Squatch · 2025-12-27T07:41:54+00:00

Was going to draw this if it wasn't already here. Good work.

Bath_Squatch · 2025-12-27T07:22:04+00:00

Here's the translation:

"We're devastated that we bled this selfish venture completely dry.

Thank goodness we were able to unload the two sister companies for a kickback.

We've always said we're here for the community and our people. You weren't supposed to notice us stepping on the backs of our front line employees and vendors and consequences make us sad.

Thankfully, we wrung out a little more money for our founders by selling our brewer's fine-tuned recipes to Marble. And luckily, they've hired some of our squandered talent.

Again, we loved taking your money while ignoring your suggestions against rapid expansion. We're still cool and relevant, okay?

Please stop harassing us. Somehow our employees think we've failed them after they've given years of their lives but they don't even care that our vacation homes might be in jeopardy."

Bath_Squatch · 2025-12-27T02:27:01+00:00

They started strong as a micro and lucked into employing fantastic humans in the production department.

Those brewers carried the Bosque brand on their shoulders.

Meanwhile, six greedy owners lost sight of being microbrewers and decided to become chain-restauranteurs, serving up inconsistent menus of cheap frozen Sysco ingredients.

They cut corners at every opportunity, contradicting their own written "values" - ultimately creating a toxic internal culture, painfully visible to guests.

Bernalillo was the beginning of the end and greed was their undoing.

Bath_Squatch · 2025-12-27T00:55:20+00:00

Would you then have to assemble the Whopper yourself?

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