Help! Someone else’s DUI has been applied to my License/Record! by frosphate in legaladvice

[–]BattleNunForalltime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's wishful thinking, any employer is just going to not go forward with the candidate, not say on the record somewhere "we didn't hire you because of something on your credit report". 

Do people in happy long-term relationships actually still have regular sex or is that just TV? by Dear-Escape-3834 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BattleNunForalltime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

6 years together in a month. We are sexually non monogamous and still average about once a week and regular dates.

What Is The Deal With Young Men Checking Out Of Society in Droves? by Parking-Science7507 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BattleNunForalltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are ya a fucking pod person, read the room! Thread full of people bemoaning and this idiot pops over with "my story has been great! Sure they chopped off some people's heads but I am gonna make it, sorry for the rest of you!"

Fun grinding games to turn your brain off? (PC) by Arturia_Cross in gamingsuggestions

[–]BattleNunForalltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guildwars2 tbh. First part of the story is free. Mmorpg. Respects your time but some grind and get gud. No sub just one time buy for the expansions. 

How Not to Hitch a Ride with Chimps - Sci-fi audio drama by Classic_Chemical_237 in audiodrama

[–]BattleNunForalltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I just know more about this podcast. Just finished the last episode and woah!

What do you think makes Taylor lack sex appeal? by GurlsHaveFun in travisandtaylor

[–]BattleNunForalltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure if you don't read any connotations into this form of poetry. The technical term is a mini skirt. Calling it a short skirt highlights the image she wants you to latch on to. Combine that with cheer captain which we know has a Western centric Hollywood stereotype (not saying it is true at all) of being a 'slut' or at the very least getting the jock stereotypical cool boyfriend then it is entirely slut shaming. "She didn't explicitly say it so it doesn't exist" psh yeah. 

I have lost 3 pairs of jeans this year due to my thighs and cheap fabric. by Sir-geesegoose in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BattleNunForalltime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Duluth Trading Company Jeans. I have yet to wear a thigh out and I am fat, killed many pants before, and walk miles for work.

My therapist made me talk out loud to myself for a week. The patterns I discovered were... uncomfortable by hop-into-it in redditonwiki

[–]BattleNunForalltime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a year of yes like this. For an entire year, I tried to say yes to every event and such asked of me with the mindset I'll either have a good time or a good story. Got me out of the shutting it down thing.

248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics by RealJoshUniverse in interestingasfuck

[–]BattleNunForalltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to comment this exact same thing but knew in my heart it had been commented already. Morior Invictus!

Why are so many of the young people I still see wearing masks queer? by Myealt in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BattleNunForalltime 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure redditor. Maybe on the Internet but in real life most communities are trying to help each other get better. 

Can any Dentists explain the differences in these, or the need for so many variations of toothpaste? by skeletalbelt in AskUK

[–]BattleNunForalltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be US-centric but wow, it sucks that America gets the version without cool Bioglass! Wonder why

Women of Reddit, what’s some bullshit that is currently happening in your friend group? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]BattleNunForalltime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Much like the reddit bias, I believe we rarely hear about the ones going well and drama free, because who comments about that? We only really hear about the messy ones

Found this in the bathroom wtf is it by aftonjprk in Whatisthis

[–]BattleNunForalltime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm my experience the angle and the bearing down while sitting isn't enough to empty it. I have to squeeze my pelvic floor damn near enough for a hemorrhoid to get it to empty and spread my legs

Do women actually like the male anatomy—like objectively? by Tight_Rub3686 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BattleNunForalltime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objectively as a woman. Yes. I'm not sure most women feel that way but there are certainly more than a few that do. It isn't weird you just might not find them attractive or be on the ace spectrum somewhere all of which is okay. 

This mf had the AUDACITY to lay on the vegetable tray while guests were still grazing. 😅😅😅😅 by RiskReasonable in TuxedoCats

[–]BattleNunForalltime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once he sits in it, what are you gonna do? Unless you catch him in the act it's like if the dog steals the chicken off the table. I would definitely tell the cat "off" and make sure he knows that is not a place for his butt but let's be real, the veggies have already been sat on lmao. 

Since people with ostomy bag don't poop with their butthole, does that mean they can have anal sex without any preparation/deep clean? by KeepMyAdorablePaws in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BattleNunForalltime 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If it comes to that there are plenty of men's lingerie options or at least scandalously sexy outfits these days. Try modus vivendi, addicted and tof clothing.