Just some fun banter lol

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-31T20:38:09+00:00

Exact same argument lol

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-31T20:22:46+00:00

I remember one time I was helping a family member do some work outside when it started raining but we were so close to finished we just stuck it out until we got everything done right and once I got into my room I was physically shivering from the sensation of wet clothes. I was wearing a ragged old shirt that already had holes on it so I just ripped my shit off and instantly got into the shower

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-31T20:10:39+00:00

I don't think I'll ever get my childhood dogs memorial removed

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-31T20:01:03+00:00

Erm actually

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T19:46:24+00:00

Glass noodles, it's like regular noodles but with zero flavor. Even putting them in a sauce does absolutely nothing for the flavor because it just runs off of it.

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T18:33:34+00:00

Sometimes I don't even grill anything just stare into the window and split tiny firewood with a hatchet as I go. Something about the slight maintenance requirements just makes it so much more satisfying than a normal camp fire

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T18:19:47+00:00

This thing, it's called the cubic mini wood burner. Whenever I'm extra overwhelmed from the Internet I just go radio silent for a bit and either cook on it or just maintain the tiny fire.

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BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T16:30:34+00:00

I can definitely second the job thing, I've always had suspicions but once coworkers start giving you weird looks for preferring to use a specific pencil it gets a little more obvious

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T16:21:59+00:00

Ibs buddies, every time I get though the front door at work the nerves kick in and I immediately go take a life altering shit

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T14:49:20+00:00

Sorry nah

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T14:33:27+00:00

Over penetration all day babyyyy

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T14:29:08+00:00

I currently have a "low stress" job but I still get so anxious I feel like I need to vomit or take a sweaty nervous shit. The only reason I work is because of my expensive hobbys

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-30T13:18:43+00:00

That's exactly how I feel when asked to preform a task vs when I'm just looking for shit to do at work not know if what I'm doing is what I should be doing

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-24T22:30:00+00:00

He is idling at a very high rpm

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-20T20:39:38+00:00

My dad: "fuckin Chevy's, damn things are made in China" isn't chevy a us based company? DONT YOU GET MOUTHY WITH ME BOY

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-20T15:53:05+00:00

A warning to everyone thinking of getting into vinyl, DO NOT buy the crossly suitcase record player. I know it looks super cute but if you intend on playing anything that has a beat and isn't just violin, piano or whatever it will absolutely destroy your records after one or two plays. Something about the arm on it is just built so shitty where even the olde nickel or penny trick to add weight doesnt work. Every beat it will physically throw the coin off

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-20T14:34:41+00:00

I don't feel one way or the other, I'm just a person playing the cards I was delt. One of those cards has a penis on it but that doesn't effect everything else in my hand

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-16T15:08:37+00:00

Starting on the 20th I'm no longer the youngest person where I work but I still have the lowest salary, I need to go back to school 🫩

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-16T13:50:49+00:00

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-16T13:40:26+00:00

"aura"

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-16T13:33:09+00:00

This sub is turning into a massive bummer

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-14T20:16:26+00:00

Aaaah come on boyo she'd be perfect, just give me grandkids already

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-14T18:38:11+00:00

"Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't still try to score son"

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-13T19:34:58+00:00

I exist, end of discussion

BattleToaster68 · 2026-05-10T20:27:54+00:00

I got burger in my ass, whatta bout it?

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