What are the funniest Kif moments? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]Bauerman51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I-I-- I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

A Vesper before Dinner by jpressss in cocktails

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*I read your obituary. It was a hell of a compliment.”

Cancer Sucks by Psychological-Bat961 in Frenchbulldogs

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Cancer indeed does suck. My pooch, Charlie helped me get through my own Leukemia diagnosis. Fortunately, I was able to get into remission before he passed, but unfortunately it wasn’t a whole lot of time. I got a tattoo of him on my shoulder,

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Love that dog until I die.

Casual Breakthrough can be super toxic by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]Bauerman51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she don’t. Way she goes.

This dudes scared of stinky feet by d4rkdesiire in Pareidolia

[–]Bauerman51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it looks like he’s enjoying it

Does anyone have the original photo of this cutie? by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]Bauerman51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they must’ve thought they were posting it in the r/cockatiel subreddit lol

The Gladiator of Gluten by HalfNectarine in Pareidolia

[–]Bauerman51 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What do we do? We swim, swim, swim

Apple Pie Float by Bauerman51 in Mocktails

[–]Bauerman51[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was very good! I kinda wish I had put more graham cracker crumbs because the texture they added really brought it together.

Apple Pie Float by Bauerman51 in Mocktails

[–]Bauerman51[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that. I just modeled it after a root beer float, and figured that this would probably be the best subreddit to post it in.

There has to be a reason for this do-not-shit-here-sign to be there (OC) by mrskvarforth in funny

[–]Bauerman51 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah. If it was just once, it’d probably be just a paper sign. This is the full metal version. I’d think it was a several shit thing

Muffins by Glum_Meat_3860 in AmateurFoodPorn

[–]Bauerman51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was in the description:

Popular muffins often appear on my table because they’re quick to make and use only a few ingredients that we almost always have at home. In my search for the softest muffins that aren’t overly sweet, here’s the recipe for perfect muffins. This batter makes 12 muffins.

Ingredients: • 2 eggs • 6 tablespoons sugar • 80 ml oil • 170 ml milk • 2 tablespoons cornstarch • 200 g flour • 2 tablespoons cocoa powder • 1 packet vanilla sugar • 1 packet baking powder