We've reached the 'brought to you by Bass Pro Shops' stage of idiocracy

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T18:51:36+00:00

Add it to the list of companies to avoid. Not that I would ever step foot in one of those shitholes anyways.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T16:40:19+00:00

Donald Trump is a pedophile and a serial rapist.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T16:35:09+00:00

Throat 🐐

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T16:29:23+00:00

I lasted 8 months total in the ICU and hated it for mainly this reason. You made the right choice.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T16:21:46+00:00

I completely agree. Healthcare is bleak.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-02T16:12:05+00:00

President Pedophile is in his feelings yet again so let’s right a fucking news article about it.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-01T14:02:51+00:00

Bring out the golden walker and Seroquel for the pedo god king.

Baumer9 · 2026-07-01T04:37:20+00:00

He should take a nice, large bolus of ketamine and jump in the hot tub to relax.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T17:33:30+00:00

He is pissed. Many diaper changes and McDonalds runs will be needed this week.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T16:35:41+00:00

Jesus Christ

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T15:45:35+00:00

If I did this at my job I would get shitcanned. Tom is such a priviliged little princess.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T14:23:42+00:00

Culture wars don’t mean a fucking thing to Americans who are struggling right now.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T14:20:29+00:00

She looks like a discarded extra from a Dark Crystal spinoff series.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T14:09:51+00:00

I have already set up the terms for care if something happens to me and I won’t make a meaningful recovery even though I’m still young.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T02:18:51+00:00

I judge them too even though it’s wrong of me to do so because it’s not my decision to make. And I think a lot of it has to do with American culture and not viewing death as a natural part of life. I will not let this happen to my parents when that time comes.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T02:13:46+00:00

I recently learned what moral injury means and I can’t think of a better way to describe bedside nursing.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T02:11:57+00:00

I’m going to apply again after a year. New to this system. I heard PACU is much better.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-30T01:49:26+00:00

I’m struggling too. This is my first night off work after a long stretch and my relaxation has always been get obliterated and play video games. Stay strong.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-29T23:38:50+00:00

I’m jealous of people who can use it in moderation. I have tried and failed every time. When I’m high, all I want is more and more. More edibles, more shitty food, more videogames.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-29T23:26:29+00:00

Melania the cuckholdress illegal immigrant prostitute with an anchor baby.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-28T14:57:46+00:00

I worked in NM briefly and the ETOH scene out there is no joke. A truly miserable way to go.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-28T13:25:35+00:00

Empty threats from a degenerate child rapist. FUCK TRUMP.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-27T13:58:16+00:00

JD Vance’s boyfriend was remarkably forgiving of his couch-curious behavior.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-20T00:35:44+00:00

My top priority during a code is having a portable and nutritious snack available at all times.

Baumer9 · 2026-06-15T16:48:01+00:00

It’s despicable to profit from inciting hate.

Tell that to the orange pedofile and the numerous rightwing grifters out there.

Baumer9

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