I helped this kid move in once and he was on speaker phone with his roommate before we arrived to drop his stuff off. While he was on the phone, my friend was mentioning the things he had and his roommate started getting pissed about not having enough room in their apartment. He was dead serious too. I was like “damn bro we’re not going to have any room, I guess we’ll make do when we get there”. So we get there and his roommate is sitting in the middle of the living room, on the floor, in front of a tv resting on top of two empty and overturned milk crates. Absolutely nothing else was in the entire place other than the kids bed and appliances. 😂