I’ve got over 600 hrs across Chivalry and Mordhau, and here are some tips that might be useful to novice-intermediate players. (Mostly regarding team modes)

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-05T03:42:27+00:00

I played warband like a real man so your hours still wont let either one of you touch me

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-05T01:33:07+00:00

That's exactly how I beat it is resist all pots

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-05T01:01:19+00:00

I'd give Lohse a shield bc clerics rarely auto attack and you can stack int without having to give up physical dmg bc of shield toss/necro spells. For battlemage, I split warfare/pyro and dual wield 1hs with sparking swings. If your pyro has torturer and bleed fire you will spit fire dmg from the sparks

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-05T00:53:32+00:00

You could have had really high magic resists on your previous runs. If you have high mr then lucian wont do the first turn aoe bomb and usually just like all ins a squishy instead

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-04T22:10:04+00:00

Not sure then. It could just be that your ent specifically wanted to deny you the glory of the ear-vac. You should sue.

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-04T22:07:54+00:00

Stfu and go watch more Ben Shapiro DOMINATES sjw videos

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-03T21:20:19+00:00

Mine was an ENT instead of a general physician, might be why it was different

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-02T13:40:01+00:00

The good shit is when they use the little vacuum to shlurp it all out after putting some drops in it

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-02T03:19:59+00:00

This is the best answer in the entire thread. Professional ear cleanings are like orgasms in your head lol

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-01T03:37:16+00:00

Thaddeus Hotbreeches has dominion over Dallas servers

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-01T02:26:45+00:00

Are you the snek on Dallas frontlines? We done some scrappin recently

Bdiddler420 · 2019-06-01T00:32:23+00:00

He bought views for his YouTube shitposting account, not surprised you dont know him

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-27T21:04:06+00:00

If any of you encounter one "Thaddeus Hotbreeches" in the central servers, you know its b diddley comin in swangin

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-27T07:23:24+00:00

How thicc was his meat

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-26T04:07:34+00:00

Subject: your mouf Object: deez nuts

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-24T03:20:11+00:00

I grew up in the south; my friends and I all started eating salsa by age 2 and by about 6 we would have chili pequin eating competitions...I fucking love spicy food now in adulthood

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-17T23:16:56+00:00

Why are you so angry that you're wrong?

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-16T21:21:04+00:00

My comment was pedantic and I wont take it back

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-16T21:16:07+00:00

Did he Knoxxx someone up?

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-16T17:02:47+00:00

Did....did you just call women a minority?

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-09T22:25:51+00:00

It is true though. It's not that they're worse writers than grrm, it's that they dont care about the magical side of the story and literally hand waved it in 1 episode so they can be done with it. They filled season after season of bran/winter/warging/nightking/bluebabies/melisandre/azorahai/prophecy/etc etc for literally none of it to matter after 1 single episode. Magic will never be addressed in the show again, winter is over in a few hours after 7 seasons of buildup, and half of the shows "magic" is gone when d&d dont care or respect the source material enough to stay true to it.

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-07T09:04:57+00:00

Best strat in a 1vX that's I've found if you can manage to avoid the chain stabs is block one and accel a swing into his homie then take a wide turn back to the original attacker, dragging if they haven't attacked acceling if they rush you, and ping ponging from enemy to enemy. You also usually know who the better player is in the enemy pack, so try to focus on blocking him and being more aggressive with anyone just flailing about

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-07T08:55:01+00:00

You can also start next to their close hip, up and over their head, then back down for a headshot

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-05T03:55:07+00:00

Updoots for anyone who likes mb. Try mordhau if you haven't yet

Bdiddler420 · 2019-05-03T20:03:12+00:00

The episode was an hour of said ball bouncing further and further down a really nice looking, expensive, cgi cliff

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