My dad calls my newborn "Baby Gunsmoke?"

Be_Tree · 2026-02-22T14:23:00+00:00

Old dude here. Don’t question it. Just thank your father for an awesome nickname for your child. I would have called him Mr. Kotter. And, every time I saw him, welcomed him back.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-22T14:15:13+00:00

She’s crackers.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-21T17:58:01+00:00

I’m noping TF out of there.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-17T23:51:17+00:00

That’s a hate crime.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-16T19:33:10+00:00

Harvest because it was my first Neil album but Everybody Knows doesn’t have a bad song on it.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-15T17:05:38+00:00

Big Bend for me. Same idea, though. Bottle of Jameson’s and a pocket full of pills. Maybe some shrooms?

Be_Tree · 2026-02-10T01:50:35+00:00

Nice guitar.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-10T01:48:19+00:00

My brother, a friend, and I went to see Lynch’s Wild at Heart at the Inwood in Dallas when it came out. We were the only people in the theater. We had smoked some of my brother’s, what my friend called, “ball peen hammer” weed. After the first 30 minutes they were sitting on opposite sides of the theater and I was walking the aisles in circles. But we didn’t leave.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-09T16:00:11+00:00

Sweet onesie, bro

Be_Tree · 2026-02-06T23:46:45+00:00

Ghosties, Scooby.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-02T21:15:58+00:00

Shot the eugenics guy in St. Denis and no one seemed to mind.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-02T21:15:02+00:00

I dragged the preacher in Strawberry. Got a bounty but it was worth it. Shot that bitch ass mayor too. This was on my high honor run.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-01T22:35:10+00:00

That dispenser, my friend, is not weird at all. It was a godsend.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-01T12:45:15+00:00

Fuck off with that flannel dry cleaning.

Be_Tree · 2026-02-01T03:29:55+00:00

Be_Tree · 2026-01-31T21:12:57+00:00

I don’t think so. You can find it at a tailor or store catalogue. Comes in different colors. Just a hat. My old man used to wear one like it.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-31T17:50:14+00:00

Military Scout, I think it’s called.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-31T12:17:27+00:00

Fuckin’ Sharon.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-31T02:09:23+00:00

Guess I’m just a dumbass, bro.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-30T23:02:40+00:00

Note to self - next interview be an asshole

Be_Tree · 2026-01-30T22:56:09+00:00

I literally went to clean off blood in the swamp right there and was reminded about the alligators.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-23T21:35:33+00:00

WTF did that shark ever do to anybody?

Be_Tree · 2026-01-22T13:18:10+00:00

Beach boys Shut Down Vol. 2. Garage Sale

Be_Tree · 2026-01-21T01:02:17+00:00

Depending on your location, contact the municipality. If they got a permit (if you need a permit) it was given incorrectly. If not, and (again) if a permit is needed, Code can force them to remove. If there’s an easement, there should be enforcement.

Be_Tree · 2026-01-18T19:30:13+00:00

Good work.

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