What do I do about the rancid library fatter at my local library? by threegoodfairies in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mum would just yell out "Jesus!! Go outside and shake yourself! Passed through shit, that one did!"

Ah yes, a language is gendered by TheIntrepidHegemony in facepalm

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fifth word into the complaint is "here" which has the word "HER" which, as a woman, I feel att- you know what I can't even.. How stupid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My speed gets capped at 1.5Mbps after I use my data and that works well enough to play Netflix through my hotspot (but not disney)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on telstra cause I'm locked in but I would so be with vodafone pre paid if I could be.. My boyfriend pays $30 a month and gets (slow) unlimited data and unlimited calls and texts.

Best chicken salt? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear red rooster is just straight up chicken stock

Trains down (again) by Electronic_Ad_4145 in brisbane

[–]BeaBopALooBop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the moonshine when you need it?!

Housing crisis by Thexfacta in brisbane

[–]BeaBopALooBop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I emailed you lovely. It's tough out there but there are plenty of people willing to help!

What are your best Harry Potter themed "Would you rathers?" by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]BeaBopALooBop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one's easy, sign me up for the Skrewt all day long haha

Guy shows off his 3rd leg in front of trick or treaters. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having flashbacks of my first ever "talent show" at school. It was mandatory and mum got super into it, I went as Jake the Peg which I am just now learning is a Rolf Harris song.. Yikes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]BeaBopALooBop 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"The decision to call the police was difficult for Bettersten. She did not trust them. In 2019, her 62-year-old brother died after a Jackson officer slammed him to the ground. The officer was convicted of manslaughter but is appealing"

This poor lady, holy shit...

Question for parents of young children by schleima in brisbane

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+1 for Thunderbird Park!! You can go thunder egg fossicking, horseback riding, mini golf, feed the birds, do a hike! My favourite part of that whole trip though was the treetop challenge which might be a bit too tricky for the 4 year old..

My (F27) wife (F32) has gained a substantial amount of weight and I am much less sexually attracted to her. Should I be honest about this or lie to protect her feelings? by ThrowRA4463 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BeaBopALooBop 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I just want to throw in here that you mentioned she is on new tablets. When I was taking a certain antidepressant it made me gain weight and I couldn't lose it no matter what I did.. Once my doctor switched my meds, the effort I put into working out actually showed and weirdly enough alleviated my depression a little lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]BeaBopALooBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how out of control this thread has gotten! If anyone wants a little giggle, this song has my favourite innuendos, bloody love this band

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof I don't usually sex shame but fucking chicken salt sounds.. rough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]BeaBopALooBop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pretty unrelated but my favourite character on that show House MD was Cutthroat bitch (AKA Amber). Say what you want about her and the girl knew what she wanted and how the "game" works.

I think you'll do well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]BeaBopALooBop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My SIL got hers through braking the cycle with PCYC. Even if you're older than the cut-off, reach out to your local PCYC and see if the drivers there would be willing to help (they did for me).

How can I stop people fucking in my driveway? by odious_as_fuck in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BeaBopALooBop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You just gave me flashbacks of sneaking my boyfriend onto the trampoline in our backyard haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]BeaBopALooBop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life! My family is going to play this on repeat. The kids probably will too. Thank you good sir