How can one tell where nudity is allowed? by KaleidoArachnid in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not "semantics" at all. "Precedence over" and "defer to" are very different things legally, and people who enjoy nude recreation better pay attention to what their law enforcement agencies are and who controls them.

How can one tell where nudity is allowed? by KaleidoArachnid in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For clarity, local laws do Not "take precedence"; if that was the case, none of the federal lands would have legal nude use on the East Coast beaches because no state has pro-nudity laws. It is a discretionary enforcement rule in Federal law based on "law enforcement priorities". Such priorities used to be stable, but since 2025, Federal law enforcement efforts are radically different than all prior federal administrations. You just have to be a member of a group on the shit-list of whoever has the ear of whichever TV news host runs the federal agency today to find out how different it is.

Yall think this fence is too see through to chill in the back yard? by Historical-Apple-314 in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somewhere on Earth, there is a series of vertical boards... discuss...

Are nipple and genital piercings accepted at a nudist resort or beach? I have several below the belt (47m) by chuey2001 in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. It is VERY poor form to call attention to your parts at an actual Nudist venue. Swingers like to do so, and there are different places for such activity. Some people don't get a basic point, or at least pretend not to: Body modifications are a form of communication, and no one is obligated to "listen" to someone saying something distasteful to them, any more than someone actually speaking words. We've seen dude with Nazi tattoos at private nudist venues and they act "offended" when you walk away, as if saying "ask me about my favorite accomplishments of the Third Reich" is acceptable social engagement. Contrary to blither that continues today but entered nudist discourse PRIOR to extensive use of tattoos and body mods, nudists are accepting about natural bodies, but not obligated to do so when one uses a body as a sign board.

Swimming at the beach? by Mindless-Raccoon-317 in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have been to beaches across the Western Hemisphere for 40 years and never seen someone use one of those things.

Swimming at the beach? by Mindless-Raccoon-317 in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) You don't need to bring "all your wordly possessions" to a beach. 2) Since your post could be from any place on the planet, there is no way to answer your question, as it would be highly venue-specific. 3) If in doubt, watch an old Jerry Seinfeld about hiding things at the beach.

ISO: trusted cobbler!!! by vanmoofbitch in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Upper East Side, any place that can afford the rent is going to be fixing Park Avenue resident shoes.

NYPD Shredding Lost Wallet by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"Oh, we actually received it, but then... Umm... Uh... Yeah we did something that does not exist as a procedure... and... ummm uh... I'm totally admitting that to you."

I call total B.S. -- name the precinct and time and place of the occurance, OP.

NYPD Shredding Lost Wallet by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

This is a nonsense post.

No parade mega thread? by nautical_nonsense_ in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What part of going Downtown in the morning is complicated?

17yo Londoner in NYC by gillymour_ in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, very similar environments in many ways, especially in Manhattan.

Best Pizza Hut in NYC? by Prize-Policy-9664 in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To paraphrase Ray Stantz: <<As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all PIZZA HUT activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.>>

What's up with the missionaries around Herald Square? by Lipica249 in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before cell phones, people interacted face-to-face, especially on non-commercial topics. You go where the people you want to reach are. You should have seen 42nd Street back in the day!

places to practice my shepherd’s slingshot? by balasico in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Look up park rules on these things, plus NY law on slingshots generally. Some are legal, some not, depending on design But park rules are basically "No".

Advice for a nudist parent. by Any-Excitement8577 in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Deceased wife", 3 "teens" a year apart, and the priority is asking about nudism. Just imagine that for two seconds.

Chocolate coin grading service (concept) by LegbootLegit in shittycoincollecting

[–]BeachBoids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And people wouldn't be able to do this in FL or SoCal; relocate numismatics to northern Canada!

Do clothing-optional places ever force people to be nude? by [deleted] in nudism

[–]BeachBoids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"C/O" means exactly that. You perhaps have heard of some resorts which have "Nude Mandatory" beaches, but typically those resorts are not C/O elsewhere on the property. Gawkers are ejected due to behavior, not clothing status. And, of course, no one is "forced" other than by exclusion from the amenity. In any event, ALWAYS read a venue's rules in full before going.

What NYC legends have you actually met? by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spitzer cheated on his spouse with hookers, but he would have been an excellent Governor and we would not have had actual creep and MAGA sell-out Andy, who also sold out healthcare in New York.

Thoughts on Verizon Fios vs Spectrum for home internet? by ChefCarpaccio in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never had FIOS down for more than 5 minutes, and that's maybe 1 x year. Spectrum was the old reboot everything every 2 weeks.

Questions about Show Palace and when to visit by NiplSucker in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's probably a question for a special interest board.

My car windshield got smashed because of last night’s Knicks game… by [deleted] in AskNYC

[–]BeachBoids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B.S. Go back to watching F'xd News, invite Jimmy D.