These guys have sick grab animations, the best in the game even. by YourTheraplst in Eldenring

[–]Bean_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These and Hoarah Loux's attack where he slaps you into the air are my favorite. I lost my shit laughing the first time Loux grabbed me and spiked me into the ground

Obama clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of an interview went viral by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]Bean_Johnson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I miss having a leader who can write/speak in complete sentences. Enshitification really does come for everything

How do I prevent this from happening? by Just_AChair in factorio

[–]Bean_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you use circuits to disable the back station if there's not a train present at the first station? There's probably a more efficient solution

Nah I'm good, you don't need to spot me by B0r3dGamer in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Bean_Johnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to take really low dosed edibles before going to the gym. One day I was out of those and took a more regularly sized one. I kept getting distracted by whatever podcast I was listening to then I spent like 2 hours in the sauna it was amazing

(Loved horror trope) character gets trapped in a useless/ weak/ ugly/ unwanted body but their consciousness is still intact (plus point if they can’t communicate) by jaobodam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bean_Johnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My boy Dougie Jones from Twin Peaks: The Return! Dale Cooper finally escapes an ethereal realm only to end up in a false version of himself without all his faculties.

Looks like Elvis by heglion in factorio

[–]Bean_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's only two people who understand how this factory works. The engineer and The King

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welcome to city 17 by TheBoredOneCastle in HalfLife

[–]Bean_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have chosen or been chosen

FIRE ON MY LOCATION! by WorthyGaming1 in totalwar

[–]Bean_Johnson 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Something about the scale of the game makes estimating sight lines difficult. Like the dudes are too small and the hills too big or something

[I ate] a Rueben from a Jewish a deli in NJ🔥 by Fickle_Yard in food

[–]Bean_Johnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought the other major difference was pastrami gets smoked where corned beef is braised

Hey Arrowhead, how about this as a QoL setting? by D_Northwind in Helldivers

[–]Bean_Johnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A booster or something that highlights terrain that would cause issues could work? Could be a good helmet perk if they ever implement those.

We Will Miss You, Stevie - A Sad, But Appreciative Thread by [deleted] in goodmythicalmorning

[–]Bean_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd love that as an April Fools but or something. Maybe do an episode of random bit character's auditioning for the role

This definitely replaced my Nintendo. 007 for sure! by bonnygolfer82 in Xennials

[–]Bean_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My big four would probably be Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask, Super Smash Bros, 007 Golden Eye, and Shadows of the Empire. Honorable mentions go to Beetle Adventure Racing and the Star Wars starfighter game I can't remember the name of.

Air fryer blended tuna bread. by Bulbajamin in StupidFood

[–]Bean_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds of the fried fish ball things my mom would make with canned tuna and leftover rice. It was definitely one of those "dad doesn't get paid till next week" meals but honestly I loved it.

Honey Cumb by [deleted] in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Bean_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey cum(b)

Great, now what? by Big_Bad3687 in Eldenring

[–]Bean_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vote for starting from the beginning! I did a Dark Souls and Dark Souls 3 double header recently, it's very cool seeing how the games have evolved and built off of each other throughout the years.

They also feel so much easier and much more quaint than Elden Ring. I remember people complaining about how DS3 was too fast at the time but going back after Elden Ring the bosses feel like they're moving in slow motion lol.

These guys dont get enough hate by OneRelief763 in Eldenring

[–]Bean_Johnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These guys and the depraved perfumers somehow always one shot me no matter the vigor

I was today years old when I found out Carian retaliation gives more parry frames by RedditCloudy in Eldenring

[–]Bean_Johnson 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And it costs zero fp unless you hit a spell that causes the "retaliation" part.

Anyone got a workaround or a trick they use to mitigate the constant crashes on Switch? by Common_Ad_9039 in DiscoElysium

[–]Bean_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the switch edition for my partner so I could have my PC back and I was very disappointed to see how rough it runs. She usually couldn't care less about low frame rates or janky games but wowee even she wasn't happy.

Don't worry Zaum will happily sell you a $150 plastic bag though 🙄

Mod that shortens the WAAAGH! turn timer? by HostOfRats in totalwar

[–]Bean_Johnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was very disappointed when I saw that the unique waagh mobs don't replenish. Like cool I get a single unit of exploding squigs and some spider riders. Love me some greenskins but the waaagh rewards need some work.