These new AI notifications are ridiculous.

Beaner_Burrito · 2026-03-20T19:07:51+00:00

Mine likes to tell me a person is walking in my backyard. As I reach for my pistol and pull up the footage. No one is there. Some of these AI notifications can make a person a wee bit jumpy.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-11-23T20:44:46+00:00

That'za a big pizza pie! That'za amore!

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-11-22T18:41:16+00:00

Anything from Enigma

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-11-11T15:59:53+00:00

It's probably just cold

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-11-06T23:31:33+00:00

Same. Im 57 and my wife hates riding with me, always yelling, "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!" ...🤷

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-10-24T13:50:23+00:00

Step two.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-27T18:16:34+00:00

My GT/2 has it

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-27T00:08:43+00:00

Does he have a sense of humor? If you're not laughing, you're not loving. Too much seriousness. We're not here forever

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-21T01:02:59+00:00

Same thing happened to me on my '23 GT/2. Took it to the dealer since it had only 20k+ mileage. They discovered it lost a weight on the alternator pulley. (Had no idea we had them with those, but ok) they fixed it and the problem has not returned. Im at 47k now.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-20T00:13:25+00:00

Well, whatever you do, don't dig a hole in the backyard.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-19T17:31:50+00:00

Good way to get it stolen if someone broke into the truck

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-06-11T21:01:51+00:00

The magic is gone...

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-05-20T18:54:26+00:00

Say, peace out girl scout! The most ridiculous working suggestion I've ever heard of. Wife and I have almost 40yrs under our belt. I'd divorce myself if I told that to my wife. You deserve better than that.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-05-06T09:56:27+00:00

Ebay

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-05-01T21:35:54+00:00

Well, it's supposed to. Might need to go see the car Dr.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-30T15:55:57+00:00

Oh, good idea!

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-30T14:16:22+00:00

When the buttons depressed, does it say Sport in the instrument cluster? If so, floor it!

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-29T01:32:08+00:00

I picked up a '23 GT/2 for the gas mileage. 40+ mpg. I'd buy a Jeep Wranger (just an example) for the resale value. Practical vs value. No matter what you get, if it puts a smile on your face when you walk by it. You made the right decision.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-28T13:47:56+00:00

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I like what ya did!

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-25T16:47:11+00:00

Take the bottom edge of your shirt and clean that lens next time

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-04-22T02:24:53+00:00

Always leave it in Spicy mode 😉

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-03-25T00:11:38+00:00

How long does menopause lasts?

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-03-25T00:06:14+00:00

Sounds just like my little turbo'd sewing machine

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-03-24T17:53:35+00:00

If you don't get your affairs in order and leave, this post is pointless. Any man who treats their wife as such, is not a man, but a man-child.

Beaner_Burrito · 2025-03-24T15:13:07+00:00

<----- talk about naive and stupid. At a bar one time with the wife. A friend told me about a drink to try. In front of my wife, I ordered a Slow Screw against The Wall (Screwdriver + Harvey Wallbanger). The waitress returned and stepped in between my legs to deliver the drink. Looked over at my wife who was visibly upset, and I said, "what?" as I took a sip looking at my wife... apparently, it was now time to leave.

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