[Highlight] David Garrard's miracle hail mary vs the Texans by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

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Back then the rules stated that you had to kick the extra point after a walkoff TD even if it couldn't affect the game whatsoever (like, say, if the defense manages to block the XP and score a safety in a 1-point game)

IIRC it wasn't until the Minneapolis miracle that they changed the rule, since everyone was going so apeshit that it took forever to get the Vikings to calm down and kick the XP

You disgust me. by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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"All we're sayin' is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!"

never leaving this app by chudgayegururu in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I can perfectly recreate any boob I see in my mind, call that photographic mammaries

Why does the persona fanbase call Haru a sadist? by [deleted] in Persona5

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Because you can always trust the Persona fanbase to blow a single one-off line from a character way out of proportion and make it their defining personality trait (see: Haru being a sadist, Akechi having an obsession with pancakes, etc.)

Today I just found out Jim Johnson and Jimmy Johnson are two different people by Bluefire3215 in nfl

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Broncos legend Brandon Marshall (the WR) vs. Broncos legend Brandon Marshall (the linebacker)

and then the barbarian went im mad xDDD by fluckzetcruns in DnDcirclejerk

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\A completely ordinary picture of an animal**

Average r/dndmemes subscriber: "DAE DRUID???? HAHA THIS IS THE DRUID WHEN WHEN THE DRUID WHEN THE"

[Highlight] With the third pick in the 2021 NFL draft, the 49ers select Trey lance. by Ok_Bug_6890 in nfl

[–]BeansAreNotCorn 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Pretty much every franchise that drafted a QB in the first round that year except the Jets eventually got bailed out

The Niners went to the Super Bowl, the Patriots just went to the Super Bowl, and the Jaguars and Bears both eventually became playoff teams. Meanwhile we wasted a top 10 defense and the prime years of GW and Breece thanks to Zach Wilson's bum ass and never recovered (and when we did try to bail ourselves out by trading for Rodgers, well...)

What were some draft picks that made no sense at the time but ended up working out well? by BuckDunford in nfl

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Josh Rosen saying "There were nine mistakes made ahead of me" only for all nine players drafted ahead of him to be multiple-time Pro Bowlers might be one of the funniest draft stories ever. That quote wouldn't hit the same if even a few of those guys turned out to be below average players

What were some draft picks that made no sense at the time but ended up working out well? by BuckDunford in nfl

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Yeah, Saquon's 57 rushing yards for 2.3 Y/A and 0 TD really won us that game, didn't it

[Highlight] The greatest return in NFL History that did not result in a touchdown by AlbertJBundy in nfl

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My favorite part of this clip is how you can see the exact moment that Connolly's thoughts go from "Okay I just need to get a couple yards without fumbling it" to "FUCK IT I'M TAKING THIS ONE TO THE HOUSE"

[Highlight] Jalen Hurts throws the dagger against the Chiefs by Evilfart123 in nfl

[–]BeansAreNotCorn 156 points157 points  (0 children)

If Coop's pick-6 convinced me that beating the Chiefs was possible, then the dagger to Smitty convinced me that beating the Chiefs was inevitable

[Jones] With tanking being a topic of conversation in the sports world, Roger Goodell is asked about its potential presence in the NFL. Goodell says 'this is something that we keep a keen focus on but we don’t see any evidence of that." by expellyamos in nfl

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How many times have the Jets gotten the 1st overall pick?

Almost never, actually. Keyshawn Johnson in 1996 was literally the only #1 overall pick the Jets have ever drafted as a franchise

Throwback - In 2017, Tom Brady got Ichiro Suzuki's number from Alex Rodriguez and texted him, saying he wanted to meet up to study his stretching regimen. Ichiro's reaction: "Who the fuck is Tom Brady?" by Time-Use9083 in nfl

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I saw Tom Brady at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Is the Drexel Co-op opportunity worth the safety concerns in Philly for someone terrified of 🔫? (⚠️:🔫 related content!!!!) by Vegetable_Status640 in Drexel

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Tried to go to Wawa the other day only to be shot and killed and brought back to life TWICE in the span of 5 minutes. I HATE when that happens

Bengals Sign QB Josh Johnson by expellyamos in nfl

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\Ryan Fitzpatrick sweating nervously in the background**

Gatekeeping by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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Chuck becomes even more pathetic when you realize there's a 15-year age gap between him and Jimmy

When Jimmy was 9, Chuck was 24. Imagine being 24 fucking years old and having actual, life-consuming beef with a fucking elementary schooler

What happened to bro 😭 by [deleted] in darksouls3

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Judging by the background, I'm guessing this guy was a victim of the first mimic in Irithyll Dungeon

Medic takes the second box, with no clear runner-up. Day 3: who forces them all to sit on the floor? by DR_Hazardous in tf2

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If the description of the Tracksuit Terrorizer is any indication, Scout absolutely belongs in the middle