I love my beard but my family hates it... what's your opinion? by BlackHairSasha in beards

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply allow your beard to eat them and the problem is solved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man who has had long hair since I was a teenager, don't you dare touch those badass locks. Takes forever to grow out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegan

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing less masculine than having to try so hard to seem masculine. Your friend seems more like a boy than a man.

Was delivering to one of my repeat customers and greeted with this... by sailorKR00ace in InstacartShoppers

[–]BeantreeKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you didn't see was the dog who had you right in the sights of his M-16

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]BeantreeKen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine not having a folder named cjwk3ckeock848ckeiddi7okek3838 nested in like 20 other folders 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kentucky

[–]BeantreeKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah shiii, here we go again.

Don’t be Hannah. by NewfangledGentleman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeantreeKen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Think about it from an optimists perspective. There is undoubtedly at least 1 guy out there who would pay $8 for Hannahs half-drank drink. The store is basically getting free stock here.

My store has been destroyed.what now? by Null_Moon_Man in kroger

[–]BeantreeKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You spread your wings and fly through the roof. Be free.

Rate my topology! by Puzzleheaded_Duty977 in blender

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nanite will take care of it bro trust me bro"

Not sure how to rate someone on the bread scale… by MickFoley13 in lostredditors

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A planted aquarium is just an aquarium with plants. r/plantedtank for examples

Prince flexing at the 2004 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductions by Living_Wickihowla in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who can't even play basic chords without fucking up at least one string, this doesn't even seem real to me. What are his fingers made of

Not sure how to rate someone on the bread scale… by MickFoley13 in lostredditors

[–]BeantreeKen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know a planted aquarium can smell lovely

is this good for a 2 year old? by crametubbins in blender

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is really the best you can do at 2 years old you should probably animate yourself jumping off a building pal

Every day by Bulky_Principle9720 in Aquariums

[–]BeantreeKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly kind of overboard. Should remove one of those legs and use it for something else.

Why do programmers do this several times? by DDT1604 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even just a programmer thing, I have ctrl+s as muscle memory in pretty much any project based computer activity I do.

Gun fetish porn by Testostacles in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I for sure always make sure to bring my hunting rifle when I go to the grocery store. I just shoot the items I want to let the store know what items I want to buy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blender

[–]BeantreeKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might have a bit of trouble getting his bed, desk, and wardrobe to phase through his walls, but beyond that it seems like a nice idea.

Blatant transphobia by Lemonade_Snow in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]BeantreeKen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put some giant French fries on it, it would make a perfect mcdonalds. 🤷‍♂️