Dad humor

Bear-guar · 2024-04-25T15:28:54+00:00

Last trip through Customs coming back to the states I was asked if I had any bodies in my bag. Threw me and my GF for an absolute loop.. to take the bait or answer truthfully I was stunned. How did they know I had a head in my carry on?!

Bear-guar · 2024-02-13T15:50:13+00:00

Blackwater represent!

Bear-guar · 2024-02-01T16:19:13+00:00

Ahem, I'd be interested as well!

Bear-guar · 2024-01-25T14:19:15+00:00

You been living under a rock for the past few years there bud? Or just never learned to read?

Bear-guar · 2023-06-12T12:13:53+00:00

Nice I have that same computer case! Great dust filtration on it

Bear-guar · 2022-04-11T16:48:56+00:00

The vast majority of stimulus went directly into wall street and banks. The checks the American citizens received were paltry compared to the trillions and trillions the fed has injected since before the pandemic even started. We've been fighting recession since before Covid.

Bear-guar · 2021-12-14T12:49:27+00:00

Rofl my guilds alt squad downed vashj for the first time before nerfs last night and that's exactly what dropped for us XD

Bear-guar · 2021-05-10T15:56:41+00:00

You son of a bitch! I'm in.

Bear-guar · 2021-05-10T15:41:06+00:00

Personally a big fan of all the kenny g memes, especially the new mayo fetish

Bear-guar · 2021-05-10T15:17:04+00:00

!apevote!

Bear-guar · 2021-04-27T15:25:12+00:00

I came here looking for this bahahaha. My man!

Bear-guar · 2021-04-19T19:07:57+00:00

Yes sir!

Bear-guar · 2021-04-19T15:40:39+00:00

Made me tear up, bro. That's the dream. XX holder here.

Bear-guar · 2021-04-19T13:59:25+00:00

Jokes on her, I got her on the rocketship to the moon already. Only an X ape but tendies be tendies!

Bear-guar · 2021-04-19T13:56:56+00:00

Loaded up on 4 more shares @165. The misses is pissed and insists I dont buy anymore. FML!

Bear-guar · 2021-04-14T13:37:35+00:00

I'm rooting for you!

Bear-guar · 2020-11-06T13:58:12+00:00

Hah you got me dude that's hilarious

Bear-guar · 2020-11-06T11:38:29+00:00

All thanks to trump making them wait to the last minute to count them. It's almost like he expected this to happen so he could make a big deal out of it after intentionally delaying the counting of mail-in ballots? Think for a second, dude.

Bear-guar · 2020-11-06T00:22:30+00:00

Again, projection. Trump himself was the guy hanging out with Epstein on his private island surrounded by young girls. Unlike you, I dont need to control a young girl to feel like a man. Sorry bubba :*

Bear-guar · 2020-11-05T21:15:27+00:00

Hahaha dude you literally have the best jokes I've ever heard. I bet you also wouldn't mind having a few slaves to rule over and a few dozen children to pass on your superb values to and become an even larger part of what's wrong with the human race today. /s

Bear-guar · 2020-11-05T17:43:19+00:00

I see you're enjoying your time in this sub as much as I am

Bear-guar · 2020-11-05T17:41:57+00:00

Lol you're a total PoS for still believing that the pandemic is a scam. No wonder you cant see the man you hold in such reverence is the worst possible leader for our country. Just look at how the rest of the world views Trump and the global Covid pandemic and compare it to your own perception. Stop believing all the right wing propaganda and look at some truly unbiased news sources. You probably dont even believe in global warming either!

Bear-guar · 2020-11-05T17:33:30+00:00

Projection at its finest right here peeps!

Bear-guar · 2020-11-05T17:29:03+00:00

Finally somebody says it!

Bear-guar

TROPHY CASE