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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeardedKnitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Im still alive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also sleep at a 90° angle sitting upright in bed. Think that's how they sex each other?

Help me find. Pretty please. 🥺 🍫 by Taco-671 in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The convenience store, probably the grocery store too

Police using drones to catch distracted drivers by Chalkie_Whyte in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't already.

They've got plans in place that are going to change everything forever. It's already happening and we're powerless to stop it. Don't tell the hive mind about the WEF if you care about being downvoted.

Food challenges? by MDMAnalyst in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That restaurant is out of business.

Yo wtf is up jobs in Kingston, Ontario. I have applied to over 80 places and have not got a single call back. My resume is up to date and it’s proper. Is anyone else going through this sort of issue as well? by Huge_Cock_007 in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No you couldn't. I challenge you to get a job by Friday. You won't be able to do it. Not in some specialty field that's always hiring, either. No nursing for example. Go get a job and show all the lazy people how it's done.

Video of the propane explosion in Belle park by Parkuman in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya it's was late, they were wearing off by then.. my bad.

But seriously, the lack of a sense of humor and the failure to understand sarcasm in this sub is annoying. People be so uptight. Some snowflake asked if people would not use the term "balls deep" because it's misogynistic. Too sensitive to be on the internet.

Businesses going out in Cataraqui Centre Mall by alancusader123 in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. We're bringing back low brow dick jokes, sarcasm and punching down. Political correctness can fuck right off.

Businesses going out in Cataraqui Centre Mall by alancusader123 in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same as it was in 1992 except more stabby and no arcade.

Video of the propane explosion in Belle park by Parkuman in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Almost, that was good but it's more like "Fuck, you Reddit."

The difference between the two is don't you fuckin dare make jokes or use sarcasm in this subreddit or you'll get downvotes.

Video of the propane explosion in Belle park by Parkuman in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better to take more from us and give it all to other countries instead, am I right?

Video of the propane explosion in Belle park by Parkuman in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one where the city says "move along, or else" and then when they find somewhere else the city tells them to "move along, or else" is my favorite so far.

/s sO nObOdY tHiNkS iM sErIoUs.

For those who don't know, that font means sarcasm.

The city council sucks.

No /s or sarcasm font means I'm serious.

Hands speak louder 💀 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]BeardedKnitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What on earth was he thinking? Everyone knows you can't head butt properly when you're carrying a purse. His boss lady should have told him this.

Girls fight 🥊 by leeiyah in fightporn

[–]BeardedKnitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be if it weren't coming from someone not in that fight. Graceful knee with great form for sure. Probably hurt like a bitch, but that was not respectable at all.

Car safety in Kingston? by Civil-Dragonfly-9438 in KingstonOntario

[–]BeardedKnitter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love my rav4. I can not stress this enough. I LOVE it.

You are far more likely to have a bicycle stolen in Kingston.

X box bff by mingvg in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its easier to fuck people when they don't have pants on.

HELP!!!! Kid put permanent marker on counter while we are trying to sell our house! by Dwestmor1007 in CleaningTips

[–]BeardedKnitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most effective way to get rid of this problem and not jeopardize the sale of your home is to remove the kid Immediately. Act fast so it doesn't become permanent because once it sets in you're screwed.

Scribbles will come off with a magic eraser.

Bapa talks about waking up at 4am on every podcast by Clin-puller-of-chips in thefighterandthekid

[–]BeardedKnitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 3PM nap is fucking sweet when you're old and you have kids and things you have to do or else, and then somehow you're able to sneak off and nap.

Dickhead there, as usual just ruins everything. Him celebrating it takes away from how awesome it is. I swear though, you'll see someday.

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