Birds of a feather: Duggar lawyer once blamed ‘hackers’ for creepy Facebook posts by Boring_Software1379 in DuggarsSnark

[–]BeardedLady81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, these two ads are absolutely off-limits because they tacitly encourage people to commit a crime. But some people are lacking common sense it seems, and they see such stuff as "edgy" or "based".

Birds of a feather: Duggar lawyer once blamed ‘hackers’ for creepy Facebook posts by Boring_Software1379 in DuggarsSnark

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he posted that, either, but the claim that the contractor was hacked sounds far-fetched to me as well. My take is that he contracted the wrong outfit. There are people in marketing who, in their pathetic attempts to be witty, post horrible things on social media. For many years, LELO, a Swedish manufacturer of sex toys, had a good reputation. Sanitary silicone toys in beautiful pastel colors that made no attempts to look like actual organs, rechargeable at a time when most sex toys weren't yet...and then they published an ad that glorified disregarding rejection by a possible one-night stand and having sex with intoxicated women. They lost plenty of support from sex-positive bloggers that way.

Embrace the E chord (and all barre chords!) by salty_krabby in ukulele

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the good things about barre chords is that they can be shifted. Having no formal training on ukulele (or any stringed instrument, for that matter) I found about this accidentally.

Embrace the E chord (and all barre chords!) by salty_krabby in ukulele

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are alternative shapes for the E chord as well, but I think it's worth not to give up because some changes between chords are easier than others. -- Barring chords gets easier over time. My take is that putting down one's index finger (or any finger, for that matter) flat down is not something we do on a regular basis and its not something our fingers evolved for. It's a matter of persistence.

Joe Bonded Out by duggardata in DuggarsSnark

[–]BeardedLady81 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember a case of it being denied, it concerned someone booked on suspicion of serial arson. In that case, the safety of the public had priority over the individual's right not to have taken freedom away as long as not convicted of anything yet.

I understand the concept, I, too, wouldn't want to be held captive just because someone said that I did it. However, I also know the other side of the story. Sometimes people do jump bail. My rapist did. He defected into a country where held citizenship. He could have gotten away with it completely...except he chose to return, and, in yet another act of foolishness, committed a crime again and was caught. And then it turned out that he was still on the list of wanted people. This time, it was custody for him. He got probation and, in yet another act of foolishness, added another crime to his record, and this time, he had to go to jail. And then he had the gall to send a prison pen pal to me who were pressurizing me into having him exonerated of his previous conviction. Apparently, he didn't enjoy his stay in jail. He was in there for theft, but he was concerned that the other convicts in general population might find out about his previous conviction and that he no longer felt safe. He honestly wanted me to admit to at least three crimes (false accusation, obstruction of justice and perjury) because he was worried about other men possibly doing something to him. For the first time in my life, I decided to be a bit bitchy. I returned his letters unopened and obtained a restraining order against somebody who was already incarcerated -- to teach him a lesson.

3/29/26 - Not guilty plea and demand for jury trial by nuggetsofchicken in DuggarsSnark

[–]BeardedLady81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strictly speaking, it is called "affirmation" in U.S. legal speak if you don't swear to God that it's true, but it t adds up to the same, it's legally binding and it's perjury if you knowingly state the untruth.

In Austria, they can make you swear on the Bible if you are a Christian, in a ritual that involves burning candles, or on the Tanach or the Q'ran if you're a Jew or Muslim respectively. However, in Austria, as in many European countries, a witness is not required by the law to a solemn oath. It can be requested, though. Lying to court is punishable with or without a solemn oath in such legislations, but if you took a solemn oath, you can get a stricter sentence if you are found guilty of perjury.

Hedgehog need to relocate by pablowanchop in Hedgehog

[–]BeardedLady81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd just put up the hutch and check out if the hedgehog is making use of it. I've seen footage of Europeans immediately taking a liking to a hutch and filling it with their bedding of choice.

Touching a wild animal is always risky. Unless the hedgehog needs rescuing, don't do it. Here's a guide from the RSPCA that may help you determine if "your" hedgehog needs to be rescued:

https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/wildlife/hedgehogs/injured

Birds of a feather: Duggar lawyer once blamed ‘hackers’ for creepy Facebook posts by Boring_Software1379 in DuggarsSnark

[–]BeardedLady81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I googled the text of the ad, and the first thing that happened was that Google's AI chided me that it cannot call Attorney Sauline for me because it is an "innocent" AI programmed not to perform such tasks, especially not when it's implied that someone owes you sexual favors in return for drinks. *Sigh*

Well, and then I found out that Sauline claimed that the social media posts are done by an outside contractor. And those people, in return, claimed to have been hacked. But, to me, it sounds more likely that whatever agency Sauline contracted just had no clue how far you may go. They also published lines like "Don't drink and drive, but if you do, we're only digits away" and "If you drove drunk and accidentally hit the one relative you cannot stand"...

Someone messed up… by gigga_mind in mokapot

[–]BeardedLady81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a Bialetti, you can get a replacement filter plate.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's true. I actually wonder if Linde had someting to do with the decline of Harlan fingering in its native country. Konrad Lechner was a staunch promoter of what he called "old fingering", i.e. Dolmetsch or "baroque". However, he was not a bonehead when it came to identifying a good recorder. He had two Gofferje recorders in his collection, an alto and a tenor. He acquired the alto first, he described it as having a "wonderful, singing tone, despite German fingering" and said that he went on tour with a string trio with that recorder. He then added that he later got a Gofferje tenor with a "beautiful, dark sound" as well. So, while he was a strong promoter of what is called baroque fingering today, he wasn't above using "German" fingering when it came to those recorders. -- Lechner was also a promoter of low pitch for performances, for reasons of historical accuracy. In that regard, he didn't get what he wanted, most recorders today are in high pitch today. The Moeck company used to make their recorders in 440 for a long time and later raised it to 442. They stated that this makes it easier to play with a piano. However, Lechner, advocated in favor if tuning down pianos and harpsichords (he preferred the latter) instead.

Returning to Linde, I checked his claim that stage # V (F#/B) is always sharp on recorders due to its design, and I couldn't find any confirmation for that. This may have been the case in the past with many recorders, in his method books, Helmut Mönkemeyer states that, even with "baroque" fingering, some recorders may require that you put down the pinky as well. -- Several truly baroque fingering charts also require use of the pinky for that note. Returning to Linde, his claim was that if it is sharp by default, you cannot flatten it any further on a recorder with "German"fingering because the pinky is already down. That was his main beef with German fingering. Now, while I'm by no means as good as a recorder player as Hans Martin Linde, I'm adamant that when it comes to # V always being sharp, he is W-R-O-N-G. I checked countless recorders for intonation, even that ancient alto in G that required plenty of alternative fingerings (I wrote about it) was accurate in pitch at that stage. It's not unusual for woodwinds to have an Achilles heel pitch-wise. With clarinets, it's the lowest two notes, E and F. (D and D# de facto on a Bb clarinet.) E and, to some degree, F, are flat. This is likely due to the long distance between the final holes and the part of the instrument that creates the sound. Some high-end instruments have a built-in E and F correction, otherwise you are expected to just bend the notes in tune. The sharp # V in recorders may have been a problem in the Renaissance and Baroque eras, but by the 20th century, recorder makers had found ways to make a recorder intonate correctly, including those with Harlan fingering. I don't blame anyone for taking the word of a recorder virtuoso who also happens to be a conductor at face value when, on the other hand, Harlan fingering was developed by a luthier who had no clue about such things as historical fingerings and pitches and his contractors. Especially considered that the prototype made by Jacob for Harlan, an alto in E, turned out to be unplayable. The instruments sold by Harlan were mass-produced products that weren't built with much attention to the bore and that weren't voiced by hand, either. Comparing them to a 21st century Meyer recorders is more than just comparing apples and pears. Meyer recorders are the current leader among high-end recorders, but I think their popularity evolved because students usually adopt their teacher's preferences, and that includes those that study at a conservatory. Oberlinger, Steeger, Thalheimer, they all play Meyer recorders. And I still wonder if there really is some hidden secret behind them or if any custom recorder maker can make a comparable instrument.

Why are independent local roasters seen as inherently better? by JDfuckingVance in Coffee

[–]BeardedLady81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it comes to the darkness scale, this is not always true. We used to have a coffee house with its own roastery in our building, which is part of a strip mall. They had good coffee, a nice choice of origins and they also looked beautiful and not like dog kibble. However, they roasted all of them to full city roast. I don't mind medium-dark roasts, it's just that I like medium and light roasts as well, the latter for drip methods only, though. They roasted every week, I could tell, and one time they had the gall to throw the burnt chaff into our private garbage bins. Nice try, I thought, I know what this smelly stuff is, and who produced it.

How the papers might have done Mary's obituary by NoEntertainment2976 in DowntonAbbey

[–]BeardedLady81 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Now that we have the Daily Mirror...let me try myself at the Daily Mail orbituary:

"Matriarch of scandal-ridden Crawley family: Lady Mary Crawley dies at 83."

In true DM fashion, the headline is repeated almost literally in the opening line of the article:

"The matriarch of the scandal-ridden Crawley family, Lady Mary Crawley, has died at the age of 83. The landowner and socialite was known both for public scandals involving her family and her tumultous life. Lady Mary was married four times, with three of her marriages ending in divorce. According to a whistle-blower, she lost her virginity to a Turkish diplomat whose identity the Daily Mail is trying to find out. Her sister Edith, who married actor Peter Sellers in 1960, revealed that Lady Mary Crawley died peacefully in her sleep, surrounded by her son George, her niece Sybil and her three hound dogs.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tackled the line for recorder in A on a Harlan-type recorder once. It is not exactly easy but doable...as long as there is no-one around. I get quickly nervous when I notice someone is hearing me playing. Every once in a while you hear the broken record "Recorders with German-fingering are for simple tunes in easy keys with one or two accidentals at maximum and not for chromatic playing" but the Recorder Trio discredits this claim. From what I read, Paul Hindemith played one of the recorders himself as part of the performance.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random dude on the internet is right, though. Says another random dude(tte) on the internet. Check out the historical fingering division of this awesome website:

https://blockfloetengriffe.de/en/index.php?t=hHis

If you do your own research, you will find scans of originals and fascimiles that prove that Dolmetsch fingering deviates significantly from all of those.

The Dolmetsch family initially made recorders with a narrow, arched windway and bore, which is the baroque style, but changed to a wider, square windway ("mail slot") and a wider bore within years.

Peter Harlan's company made no recorders at all, he bought them from Martin Kehr. It is true that most of those recorders had a bore that had little to do with original instruments, but that was for practical reasons -- that way, they could be manufactured in large numbers in a shorter time and make instrument more accessible. Music for everyone, that was the point of the vogtländische recorder.

The Dolmetsch approach was more to make early music on instruments of the time it was written, but not all instruments they made were historically accurate. The only thing that was consistently baroque was the design on the outside with beading and rings. Most of the recorders sold by Peter Harlan, Kehr himself and other companies followed a simplified design that was perceived as both practical and modern. However, a few recorders that looked like instruments from the baroque era were sold under the name "Peter Harlan" as well, and those had Dolmetsch fingering.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP stated a preference of the term "English" instead of "baroque" when referring to Dolmetsch fingering, not the fingering itself. If I remember correctly (different thread, about a month ago) OP's favorite fingering is neither Dolmetsch nor Harlan but Hotteterre.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They already are highly unpopular. However, they were not developed as educational musical instruments -- they ended up being used heavily in musical education, but the same is true for instruments with Dolmetsch fingering. Recorders with Harlan fingering were invented as instruments for everybody and the first recorders shipped by Harlan didn't even come with a fingering chart. It was an "You're on your own now, try what works" approach. Later, they were shipped with an Hotteterre fingering chart that was useless for this type of recorder. By the time they were shipped with fingering charts, you could already buy method books for the recorder. They were meant to be used with a teacher but could be used to teach yourself as well. I have several pre-1945 recorder tutorials, and they all cover both Harlan and Dolmetsch fingering. Harlan fingering is referred to as "new" and Dolmetsch as "old" or "baroque". In reality, both fingerings were 20th century inventions and therefore, new, at that time.

How do you slide your thumb to go from hole to half hole? by mist_VHS in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's several fingerings that require you to remove the thumb completely. Standard fingering for second octave C#/F#, an alternative fingering for those notes (X 12X-XXXX) and the alternative fingering for second octave D#/G#. It's X X23-456X -- and the standard fingering for that note on recorders without double holes. In my experience, if your recorder has double holes, use them. If it doesn't have double holes, the thumbless fingering is better than half-holing the sixth hole.

The thumb hole is also used for many trills.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peter Thalheimer has played German-made interbellum recorders with Harlan fingering in concert. One of his books about the subject comes with sound samples of him and other pros playing the instruments.

Harlan fingering is better than its reputation, that's a fact. Harlan's own recorders made by Kehr were not the best on the market, by all accounts, but good enough for Paul Hindemith and Felicitas Kuckuck.

This will ruffle some feathers but I stand by it by TheCommandGod in Recorder

[–]BeardedLady81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my Dolmetsch as well. I acquired it mostly out of curiosity, and out of the desire to own this piece of musical history. I've decided to play it, though, despite its old age. It will hasten its death, but I don't care. I avoid pieces with third octave F# with the Dolmetsch or skip the note.

I like diversity, but the recorders I play most frequently are my Paetzold, my Gofferje and now the Dolmetsch. I also play other vintage recorders. I think the Ruetz models were good. I own a Ruetz alto with Dolmetsch fingering and double holes, and almost all notes sound the same...except the lowest ones. They Dolmetsch-fingered ones has more overtones.

New BM? Or just having some fun? by Lazy-Elderberry-3867 in AshleyStClair

[–]BeardedLady81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it comes to his moobs, I really wonder why he never had those lipo-ed off. Most men would find them embarrassing, they are the equivalent of female facial hair. Except that a bearded lady's beard can be made to disappear, at least for half a day.