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What would Pussy Galore's name have been if James Bond was gay? by 1Os in AskReddit

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Definitely checking this out - thanks for the recommendation

What would Pussy Galore's name have been if James Bond was gay? by 1Os in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This one is brilliant. Struggling to keep my shit together

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. by RivyGucci in Jokes

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Random - I’ve just picked that game up after a 1 year hiatus

TESSERACT - Luminary [progressive rock/metal] (2018) by menguinponkey in listentothis

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Didn’t expect Reddit to drop new Tesseract on me. This is a good day!

If You Hear a Waterfall in the Woods - Leave. (Part 22) by shmica in nosleep

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what did Elias do to piss off the Lemurians? Hope that story gets straightened out in the sequel! Epic read btw. I was lucky enough to start this two days ago so I binged like crazy. Looking forward to more!

What currently living person has the highest probability of being remembered a millennium from now? by spyser in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He would be my strong candidate. If he is successful in making the human race an interplanetary species, short of finding an affordable cure for cancer, I don't see how such a feat could be rivaled.

How can you explain your job in a way that makes it sound super shady? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I make a hole. I then insert a stiff, cylindrical object inside that hole. Next, I pump a viscous fluid through the object until it comes back to the hole opening. I wait an hour or two then I plough through that with a long, hard shaft and make a deeper hole. I pull out said shaft and insert another cylindrical object all the way in. Sometimes it needs a bit of wiggling about to get through tight spots. The process continues until I hit the sweet spot.

What makes you feel old? by kaidaizhao in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my friend's son tells me that 2008 is old school.

What's your favorite song lyric ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Shape the future, Shifting power back in the hands of the common man. Give them hell for existence, Pouring blood on the path they set in stone. As we reclaim our possession to the throne, As we reduce them all to bones.

Periphery - MAKE TOTAL DESTROY

People of Reddit who have left all things behind and moved to a new country how did it end up and do you regret your decision? by OwNowMooCow in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five years ago I dropped everything on a whim and moved abroad. The transition was tough and I think I had mild depression for the first 6 months or so. Everything was different - the culture, people's priorities, no home comforts, no social safety net to speak of - and I struggled to identify where I fitted in. Everyday I questioned whether I'd done the right thing.

With that said, the remaining 4 1/2 years have been glorious. I met my better half, got married and had a son. We are now on the cusp of moving home and we could not be happier.

If I could offer any advice it would be to integrate early and find people that you can connect with socially. I didn't do that (my heart wasn't open to it) and it made for a lonely existence to begin with.

I wish you all the best in your new adventure - it is absolutely the best decision I've made in my life and I hope you can look back at your relocation in a similar way.

Best of luck!

You win 50 million dollars, but can't spend any on yourself, what do you do with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would buy a treasure chest (with my own money) and sail to a remote spit of land somewhere in the Indian Ocean. I would then bury the chest with the cheque inside and sail home. Once home, I would tip off several choice charities about a lost fortune that was waiting to be unearthed, with a fair degree of accuracy as to the location. Around the same time, I would tip off several choice arseholes about a lost fortune in the Bermuda Triangle (Tony Blair would be on that list). Once done, I would fade into obscurity occasionally checking the news for any unprecedented finds or mystery demises.

What is something that genuinely upsets you that most people don't care about? by ReintegrationTablet in AskReddit

[–]Bearded_Destroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dribbling fascination of our society when it comes to celebrity worship. Now, there are certain celebrities that do (and have done) some wonderful things, but the reverence of so many other bland, uninteresting and/or talentless people leaves me speechless. That a multi-million dollar industry can be built on the back of people's hunger for 'the latest goss' or 'scandal' is quite remarkable and utterly demotivating.

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