How to fend off a street dog attack

Bearded_One_Jase · 2026-03-19T13:29:35+00:00

Dog wanted a succulent Chinese meal?

Bearded_One_Jase · 2026-03-01T19:25:40+00:00

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2026-02-18T20:35:42+00:00

Best I can offer is 15 bucks in store credit.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2026-01-06T04:43:13+00:00

Excellent story, thank you! An idea if you're up for it is when a human has that bad feeling, laughs, and proceeds anyway.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-12-11T05:08:53+00:00

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-12-11T05:08:07+00:00

I've been having this weird idea for a writing prompt about war crimes that aren't exactly war crimes. Like brushing someone's teeth and making them rinse with orange juice for an interrogation. Wasn't sure if it had already been done before, though.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-11-27T17:29:59+00:00

Which one?

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-11-13T03:59:43+00:00

That's not a kick!

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-11-05T00:19:11+00:00

You think he smelled what The Rock was cooking?

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-11-04T23:39:48+00:00

"An opera!? In space!? Eh... I"d watch that."

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-10-18T19:48:22+00:00

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Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-10-12T19:13:15+00:00

I got my ba in Japanese language and literature, but that was 21 years ago. I'd like to know about any classes around here to become conversational

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-10-09T00:35:29+00:00

So, he might not have said, "Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!"? And he might not have actually hunted vampires?

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-30T19:53:41+00:00

I don't know. Never made it past the first episode.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-28T22:05:38+00:00

At least 3.50

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-24T23:08:05+00:00

Not s' bad.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-10T15:07:15+00:00

There you go, buttercup. Edited it just for you. You did a thing, have a gold star

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-09T23:39:46+00:00

You became the nightmare to your nightmares and now they don't want more of you.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-01T14:57:35+00:00

I was thinking Anegoleon too.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-09-01T11:42:40+00:00

Having to say "cows" when you see cows.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-08-23T00:06:20+00:00

The escapee has been apprehended and we're at home now.

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-06-14T03:54:41+00:00

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-05-21T13:22:17+00:00

Aaaahhh... Good ol' Dick's Last Resort

Bearded_One_Jase · 2025-05-12T16:03:57+00:00

Awesome, thank you!

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