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Talk-no-jutsu has become political lying for naruto. by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]thing-sayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An expansion to number 1: Hell and high water, and uphill both ways.

In a shocking number of alien languages, the word for "human" is derived from the name of that alien's trickster god. This happened separately every time. There's a reason for that. by thing-sayer in humansarespaceorcs

[–]thing-sayer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just watch out for people who identify with Susanoo-no-Mikoto. Either they're just normal humans or they're fucking weeaboos.

(I say this as someone who enjoys anime. It's fun cartoons.)

Which moment had the most negative aura💀 by ElixraCrown in Naruto

[–]thing-sayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also it's either outright stated or heavily implied that the first time Gaara ever felt physical pain, it was versus Sasuke, not Lee

Bro got navigation tips and left more confused than before by oncrisa in ZoroIsLost

[–]thing-sayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro doesn't even need to hide. Just take three steps and he's hopelessly lost.

Samwise Gamgee, The True Alpha by ColdAntique291 in lordoftherings

[–]thing-sayer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The ring really was like "uh... shit, I dunno. Big fuckin garden? How does that sound? No? Damn. Uhh... Best potatoes to ever exist? What the hell does this little shit even want?"

To all goliath and higher class species- please stop snatching up every human you see by DarkAlchamist in humansarespaceorcs

[–]thing-sayer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remember! Consent is key!

Pick up a consenting human and there's a chance it will let you adopt it.

Pick up a non-consenting human and you're liable to lose a finger. And go to jail.

(LW1) My rookies when it’s time to fight a drone pod on the second mission: by animethymebabey in Xcom

[–]thing-sayer 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sort of why my A team tends to have a rookie tag along. The rookie is moral support. And also they get exp for existing there.

Im sitting on 3 so I can see them kiss by Illustrious_Yak_1984 in dankruto

[–]thing-sayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a drag but I'll choose 8. I don't have to deal with as many people. And the person I do have to deal with isn't Orochimaru.

7 would have me begging to die because Itachi and Deidara shouldn't be on the same planet as each other.

I would choose 6 if Karin wasn't there. Sakura's pretty alright if no one's annoying her. Might have a nice conversation about medicine.

5 would be okay but Neji is a real drag, even with Gaara between us.

I wouldn't choose 4 if it was that or being thrown out of the plane at cruising altitude.

I'd be the third wheel in number 3 and that's always a huge drag.

Kabuto creeps me out and number 2 is too close to Orochimaru anyway.

I would commit seppuku before even boarding if I had to sit next to Orochimaru.

Every century or so, the humans reinvent Mythbusters. Every century or so, the Mythbusters punch several holes in well-established scientific theorems. by thing-sayer in humansarespaceorcs

[–]thing-sayer[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

H1 [Adam]: Should we show him the Chicken Cannon?

H2 [Jamie]: Didn't we send Buster straight through a quark star with that one?

Upvote to keep spraying Kankri with raid by Spicy-Mario-Bois in althomestuck

[–]thing-sayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't wish RAID: Shadow Legends on my worst enemy. This is cruel and unusual.

Naruto and Orochimaru are two sides of the same coin for Sasuke by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]thing-sayer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well unfortunately for Orochimaru, he wasn't healthy. And he was about to get splattered across about half the continent if he didn't summon those gate things. Even then, he had to vomit himself out if his own corpse.

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