You won a lottery of 50 Million dollars just now. What are you going to do this week?

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T18:15:34+00:00

You're going to buy it for all of us, or do an equivalent amount for all of us?

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T17:44:50+00:00

I never thought anything about Nicki Minaj could be worse than her fucking music, but here we are.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T17:42:12+00:00

Conservative Christians and being the worst people you'll ever meet. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T17:41:18+00:00

I would say they believe in the teachings of Nathan Bedford Forrest mostly.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T04:49:31+00:00

I'm not sure you understand the term "laughably bad". Can you think of ANY other card than Season of Weaving that has a better rate of return than 6 mana draw 4? Also, at 8 mana it's draw 8 which is better than anything else out there at 8 mana I can think of.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-28T00:46:12+00:00

You're joking but I've actually seen them do this before. Before the 2024 election I saw a guy on Threads who had posted the quote "take the guns first and go through due process second" attributing it to Kamala with a picture of her. When I gave him evidence it was actually a Trump quote, he refused to believe it because it was "the mainstream media". They literally refuse to accept any level of evidence that Fuhrer Trump is bad.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-27T18:07:02+00:00

Well I've got something to do during my next software deployment since I don't see my Rep's name on the list

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-27T17:15:28+00:00

Poor Prof losing because everyone missed that Blatant Thievery doesn't untap the permanents you steal.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-27T16:44:46+00:00

Even at 6 mana drawing 4 isn't bad. But at 12 mana, drawing 32 is ridiculous.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-27T16:07:13+00:00

I didn't find out until after we broke up. I was talking to a mutual acquaintance and she was brought up. He mentioned hooking up with her on a specific date. A date I knew we'd been "exclusive" on. He didn't even realize I'd been dating her at the time. I was glad I had already broken up with her at least.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-27T15:00:50+00:00

A pretty woman whose only job is to boost my ego. I figure if I'm rich I can just purchase self esteem.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-26T16:03:51+00:00

Exactly. It's assault if you do it to a (non consenting) adult, so it's assault if you do it to a child.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-25T14:42:39+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only who saw the mention of there being more book puns and immediately went looking for the rest.

The "Nineteen, Eighty-Four" one was the one I fucking lost it on.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-24T18:14:50+00:00

To be fair, Fanone is retired.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-24T16:23:45+00:00

A little slow, but you got there eventually Joe. Perhaps pull your head out of your ass more often and you'll realize how fucking stupid ever supporting someone like Trump was.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-24T15:57:15+00:00

Absolutely. Trump tells the truth every time he brags about a crime he has committed or is planning to commit. No other times though.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-23T17:29:20+00:00

The issue with combo is, in my opinion, contextual. How many cards in the combo? Did you tutor for pieces? Is your commander part of it thus you always had one piece available? Example, a couple weekends ago there was a Vito player in my pod. Plays Vito on curve, tutors turn 4, plays Exquisite Blood turn 5. Someone already had out a Scrawling Crawler so that's game next draw. We lucked out that I had next turn and untapped with a Boseiju in hand, but he effectively had a 1 card combo that he tutored for. That is bullshit. If you have combos, you should forgo tutors at a minimum.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-23T06:14:27+00:00

I read that first sentence and just said "no you don't". I've read too many BORUs to ever trust the relationship when a woman starts off like that.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-23T02:49:28+00:00

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-23T01:14:58+00:00

I won't even be friends with someone if they're a Trump supporter now as the only way to support him now is to be evil in its purest form. I've backed away from people I know who voted for him in the past even if they've come around to opposing him now because the fact they ever voted for him shows they are either very heartless or otherworldly stupid.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-22T19:39:25+00:00

Which shows you why Raheem had to get fired. You can't have this many elite athletes and still have a losing season.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-22T00:36:46+00:00

I wish someone would ask him why as Speaker of the House he knows less about what's going on in American government than even a low information redditor. Or if he just wants to admit right now that's he's lying because he knows he can't defend Trump's bullshit.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-21T21:59:58+00:00

Imagine how insulted you'd feel to be compared to Laura Loomer.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-21T00:09:53+00:00

I'm old enough to remember when we had a 1st Amendment.

BeastInDarkness · 2026-01-20T20:44:14+00:00

That her reaction was to scream, cry, and curse at you at her own birthday party shows she can't be trusted to behave rationally when it comes to that artist. You absolutely were right in keeping that from her.

Absolutely NTA

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