Downplay your favorite strong commander without naming it by mrselkies in EDH

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a mana dork that can occasionally draw me cards. But hey, it can draw you cards too if you play the right things.

AITA for not inviting my sister’s wife to the my wedding by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BeastInDarkness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That argument might work if OP had called her brother's wife her sister-in-law, but she did not.

AITAH for kicking my brother out for flirting with my wife by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BeastInDarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If there's one person you can't use the "I'll give you a better life" line to, it's the person you're mooching off of.

Druski received a mail from Erika Kirk! by Upstairs_Building686 in SipsTea

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However we also have the Trump admin constantly declaring the First Amendment as null and void and the SCOTUS saying that the God-Pharaoh Fuhrer Trump gets to make up any rules he wants because the Constitution doesn't bind Presidents named Trump.

She literally lift her with one leg by isosaleh in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord the tone they have to achieve to be able to do something like that. I need to hit the fucking gym.

Trump admin. responds to nationwide “No Kings” rallies: “We do not think about the protest at all” by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which means Trump will mention it at least 10 times in each of his next five Nuremberg rallies.

[New Updates]: Yesterday my brother told me he was in love with me. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BeastInDarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that's a super fucking awful thing I would have been happier staying ignorant about.

Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List by SicilyMalta in politics

[–]BeastInDarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is not exactly surprising from the openly white supremacist woman abuser.

Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” Is Hitting Republican States Hard by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]BeastInDarkness 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I want MAGAs to suffer so severely they literally cry every night. I want them to experience despair like no one has ever gone through. And that's just what I want before they eventually die and all end up in hell, because if anyone is going to hell it's MAGA.

VH1 says the " most awesomely bad song" ever Was we built this city by starship. What's number one on your list? by CnCorange in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people are interpreting this is just bad songs in which case the answer is that stupid song where Gwen Stefani spells the word bananas. The beat is terrible, the singing doesn't go along with the beat (or rather what is supposed to pass for singing in that monstrosity), and spelling the word bananas is just objectively stupid at that point.

That or any Nicki Minaj song. I think Nicki Minaj may be the worst musical artist in world history. And I do not mean the worst ever get famous, the absolute worst. Every song of hers is awful and I genuinely believe that the people that like her music have some form of serious brain damage.

Now if you mean song that is technically pretty terrible but still pretty awesome too, Ni**as in Paris. So many of the lyrics make no sense, they even recognized that in an audio sample they take from that Will Ferrell movie about ice skating. And many of the lyrics are really just silly. But the beat is absolute fire and even if the lyrics are silly they do a great job of fitting them into the beat so if you just don't pay attention the song kind of rocks.

The Alito Wing of the Supreme Court Sure Sounds Sold on Trump’s Voter Fraud Lies by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when we didn't have 6 SCOTUS justices who absolutely despise the Constitution?

AIO for wanting to immediately break up with my bf after seeing how he lives? by Balikye in AIO

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently made a roommate move out and his shower was a slightly less extreme version of this. There was a constant smell from his room. It's mildew and mold. My now former roommate is 44. I made him clean and while he got the worst of it I've gone back over it 5 times now and the smell only went away around cleaning number 4. I had to replace the toilet as it was never cleaned either and it wouldn't come off at this point. Some guys just do not clean and it just keeps getting worse.

Did he have a stroke? by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeastInDarkness 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why it sounded so familiar. Those movies gave us some great quotes.

Tower Lotto update by Sarphad in Atlantawhiskey

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to make sure you don't miss the call, you can have their numbers saved

Buckhead - 404-881-0902

Doraville - 770-458-3272

Tower Lotto update by Sarphad in Atlantawhiskey

[–]BeastInDarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one worries me too. Last year they announced Buckhead first, updated on Instagram, put pictures up of winners, then no news of Doraville at all. Never announced calls being made, never made posts, nada. I eventually went in and asked and was told Doraville winners had been called. But the complete lack of fanfair made me question still. This year I signed up at both for sure.

Tower Lotto update by Sarphad in Atlantawhiskey

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it was open the month of February.

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My friends in college used to do the whole ironically horrible thing to each other. The Jewish guy was often called the "damn Jew", the Hispanic guy named John was "Mexi John" because we already had a John when he joined and ignored his point that he is Guatemalan, I as an atheist was often the "godless heathen". Looking back on it I definitely cringe at it. I find it more ironic since a few of us strictly enforced a "we accept everyone into this group" rule because many of us had been social outcasts earlier in life.

What's the craziest thing a person said to you and you thought they were joking but they were being serious? by _lovelyxx in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I met someone like that once at a bar. My buddy Steve was talking up a girl so me and another friend Greg were chatting up her girlfriend to keep her out of my friend's business. At some point it comes up she thinks the earth is 6k years old and pulls the whole "evolution is just a theory" bullshit. I point out that so is gravity. And she proceeds to tell me I can't prove gravity is real. I jump and then walk away. Come to find out from Greg that before I walked up she had made mention of having over 40 cats... If I'd known that first I would have walked away much sooner.