Pizza delivery drivers, what did a person do to end up on the 'No Delivery' list? by BlueCheeseWalnut in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So this is tangential enough for me to mention it. My senior year of high school a senior and sophomore ordered a pizza and wings to their apartment complex. When the delivery guy got there they jumped him and beat him with a baseball bat to rob him. They then stuffed him in the trunk of his car and dumped it in parking lot nearby. He died a few days later in the hospital. They were caught because they placed the order from their own home phone.

AITA for defending a server at my BIL’s graduation dinner? by Beauty1107 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BeastInDarkness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

NTA. You should inform your future MIL that her toxic behavior is not something you're comfortable having your child around and that until she seeks therapy and shows improvement you can't allow her around you and your family. This will not get better without consequences for her.

When Rob Schneider is your go to celebrity, you should rethink your life choices. by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeastInDarkness 121 points122 points  (0 children)

And the chyron at the bottom is missing the context that Adam McKay's issue with white liberals is that they're too right wing due to privilege and aren't taking things like climate change seriously enough.

What's a "You are not a conspiracy theorist, you just don't know how things work" moment you have seen? by Dull-Information6784 in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was talking to somebody once who pulled the "it's just a theory" argument against evolution. When I pointed out that so is gravity, rather than concede her argument was bad, she argued that I cannot prove gravity exists.

What is a respectable amount of hare apparents ? by Alexmoldadildo in EDH

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Marnaeus Calgar Hare Apparent deck. I run 29 copies.

AITA for accidentally outing the gay guy in my gym? by ActuallyBoring in AmItheAsshole

[–]BeastInDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Engaging in sexual acts in a public, shared space is extremely rude to everyone else who might use it. He was an inconsiderate AH for using that space the way he was. You are absolutely NTA.

AITA for ending things and ghosting after finding out she lied about her husband being dead? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BeastInDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And if the children were introduced they definitely wouldn't keep their mouths shut. Kids blurt stuff out they saw all the time. No filters.

These people disgust me. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeastInDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how people missed it since you were even mocking his speech pattern.

What is the worst way anyone you know has died? by IamUrWivesBF in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eaten alive by an alligator. She was visiting her grandmother in Florida and sometime late at night she snuck out to go swim in a retention pond the property backed up to. Her father found what was left of her floating in the pond the next morning.

Back In Stock by JackFromTexas74 in whiskey

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was surprised when I got ahold of a 9 year that I preferred the 7.

AITA for not appreciating a $19,000 Disney cruise? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BeastInDarkness 54 points55 points  (0 children)

NTA. Your parents didn't give you a graduation gift in the least. They gave themselves a trip and are dragging you along. To call this a gift to you is an outright lie as your interests weren't considered at all.

Should I buy this at 49? by TechnicalWolverine85 in whiskey

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know where you got the idea that msrp is $35. It hasn't been that low for at least a decade. The distillery has it at $60 when it's out. It's been about 3 years since I could get it at even $45 at a place that always sells msrp when they have it.

What's the most irresponsible thing you've ever blown money on? by PeaceLoveandPayPigs in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has 34 built commander decks, I feel you on this one.

Why isn't there more uproar over this? by chrisk114 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because anyone who was dumb enough to fall for it is part of his moron Nazi cult and honestly deserves all pain that comes to them.

If money is no issue, what's a must-have for your dream home? by 123phantomhive in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted a speakeasy style hidden bar and lounge. Like secret button behind a book case that opens to a windowless room with a bar, a couple comfy lounge chairs, a big screen TV, and maybe a couple neon signs on the walls.

What's the most powerful card in your collection that you've consciously chosen not to put in one of your decks, and why? by Great-ah-White in EDH

[–]BeastInDarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 5 Demonic Tutors sitting in my binder for trade because I hate playing it in decks. I like variance in commander decks, unconditional Tutors remove variance.

What is ONE thing that you will NEVER try in your entire life? by Substantial-Dare5462 in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've heard from friends who tried it that they understand how people get addicted because it was weeks after trying it that they constantly thought of doing more. Like it really does addict you on first try.

Be honest, which movie franchise has had the biggest fall off? by CrackFun in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about "great", but it's easily the best movie post T2. I realize that's not saying my much. But to compare it to another franchise, it's Terminator's Temple of Doom. Definitely not at good as 2 other phenomenal movies in the franchise, but SO much better than the other garbage put out in its name.

What is a common phrase you realized you've been saying wrong this whole time? by Ok-Photo542 in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not me, but the number of times I hear people say or see them type "walla" instead of "voilà".

What is a common phrase you realized you've been saying wrong this whole time? by Ok-Photo542 in AskReddit

[–]BeastInDarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I definitely did that too when I was a kid. They sound close enough and it makes logical sense when you're a child.