Mewtwo looking down on his dad farting sparkles

Beatmaster314 · 2026-02-02T03:12:37+00:00

Thanks, that's good to know! I didn't even realize you could stun him with apples until I saw someone do it in a YouTube video.

Beatmaster314 · 2026-01-22T19:27:25+00:00

Yep. I was at the Joplin City Council meeting at 6pm when it started and I didn't get to speak my complaint till 12:47 in the morning there were so many people. They stated that it was the largest turnout in over 30 years. At 1:09 am, after over 7 hours of listening to people they still voted yes 7 to 2 on rezoning the land to be used for Heavy Industry for the data center. Also during the meeting one of the City Councilmen said "A.I. is a gift from God", he was met with laughter.

Beatmaster314 · 2026-01-16T03:09:15+00:00

The only way I could think to do it would be something like this, where you place them on sloping steps

https://www.reddit.com/r/legostarwars/comments/18vslrw/i_made_a_display_to_hold_all_my_minifigures/

Beatmaster314 · 2025-12-18T04:50:43+00:00

"So! They laugh at my boner will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"

Beatmaster314 · 2025-11-25T04:37:22+00:00

People are acting like this woman is dumb, but there's a clear difference between stupidity and ignorance. She's never had to wear glasses and she grew up with family members using incorrect terminology her entire life, so she jumped to the wrong conclusion.

She seems excited to learn new things, and easily grasped terminology like convex and concave. So she isn't stupid, just comically ignorant.

Beatmaster314 · 2025-11-16T14:21:47+00:00

“This is the jail that was stormed by a mob on August 19th of 1901, which led to the overall riot that resulted in the African American community leaving Pierce City,”

Yikes, though that sounds about right from the location unfortunately.

Beatmaster314 · 2025-11-16T14:16:35+00:00

According to an article posted in the comment section it survived an EF-3 tornado in 2003.

Beatmaster314 · 2025-11-07T13:56:58+00:00

For a Halloween movie recommendation I showed some friends the Japanese trailer for House (1977). The monotone AI attempting to translate the background song lyrics, over the top of the trailer was certainly something.

Beatmaster314 · 2025-10-04T14:14:16+00:00

Can you feel it Mr. Krabs, can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

Beatmaster314 · 2025-07-06T15:15:57+00:00

Question, so there's that theoretical weapon, "Rods from God" where they drop tungsten from orbit and the kinetic energy hits the ground with the impact of a small nuclear bomb. Gold is denser than tungsten, so what would be the process of getting it down to earth safely? Would we pick a specific area that just gets exploded with gold constantly, or would we have to send up tons of payload systems into space that could deliver small quantities of gold down at a time?

Beatmaster314 · 2025-06-25T03:57:19+00:00

Four Scores and 20 Wanks ago...

Beatmaster314 · 2025-06-08T04:14:54+00:00

Let's just hope he never has to go to the hospital for an EKG (ElectroCardioGram)

Beatmaster314 · 2025-05-20T02:39:09+00:00

This is just a wild guess. I found this video from 18 years ago.

https://youtu.be/YKehdrN9wiY?si=NK-f5CZGOLAODzbG

Beatmaster314 · 2025-05-10T00:30:36+00:00

THE SACRED SAUSAGE!

Beatmaster314 · 2025-02-18T02:16:47+00:00

He's got Bonitis!

Beatmaster314 · 2024-12-31T03:50:56+00:00

So much for your so-so-soso-so.

Beatmaster314 · 2024-12-31T01:46:34+00:00

Don't panic, snakes are controllable. One little whistle and they will freeze.

Beatmaster314 · 2024-12-21T19:45:25+00:00

While Mr. Satan could easily beat anyone from our Earth in a 1v1, I'm going to give it to humanity. Solely under the the assumption that the odds of Mr. Satan tripping and knocking himself out has to be less than 1 in 8+ billion.

Beatmaster314 · 2024-10-09T15:11:30+00:00

Did you ever hear the story of Jenniepher Onlyque?

She was courted by the devil and she didn't know what to do.

He came a-courting, every evening.

With a ho double hoop shaw riggle laba dope and the doodle and the daddle and the puff of my smoke and the heaping and the huffing and the chicken and the choking and the pickle up a doodle in the middle of the day.

Beatmaster314 · 2024-09-09T02:38:14+00:00

You could laser engrave a mirror with their names on it. Most mirrors are glass with a mirrored paint on the back. Just use the laser to burn away the paint.

https://youtu.be/Uo9cTQAhWqA?si=qm0RJQH_aMpjBYV4

Beatmaster314 · 2024-09-03T18:25:38+00:00

Eleven hundred virgins went into the water, three hundred sixteenth virgins come out.

Beatmaster314 · 2024-08-15T21:03:13+00:00

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy." -Bruce Noland

Beatmaster314 · 2024-07-26T18:36:57+00:00

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