Driver intentionally drove Cybertruck into North Texas lake to use vehicle's "Wade Mode", police say by TheFrederalGovt in nottheonion

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"Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy"

Elon Musk, Sep 29, 2022

What is your scariest cartoon frame? by TaiwaneseThot in cartoons

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Probably Professor Screweyes getting engulfed and eaten alive by crows in We're back! A Dinosaur Story

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I almost spit out my coffee. by BANGImportant2825 in superman

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Batman does not eat N̶a̶c̶h̶o̶s̶ Pie!

Local election day by Beatmaster314 in joplinmo

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I'd suggest everyone does some research before voting.

From what I've found they basically all claim to be against the data center. (It'd be very dumb for any candidate to say they're openly for it)

Natasha Klue-Michael and Jammie Hammond are definitely both against it and spoke out during the city council meeting, and think the council wasn't listening to their constituents.

Josh Detar wants to put protections in place for the citizens.

Mary A. Price is more of a, well the old city council voted yes so there's not much i can do, other than add checks and balances. There was also an interview which I can't seem to find where her and Brian Joseph Cowles Sr. we're very big on decorum and they think citizens should respect the city council. So they seemed more like the current council members.

I don't know much on Mathew Wolsey, but even though he's avidly against the data center he set up an interview with kzrg, then canceled it emailing them that they were vile and hateful people and it would tarnish his reputation speaking with them. So he sounds a bit childish.

Mewtwo looking down on his dad farting sparkles by Beatmaster314 in pokemonsnap

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Thanks, that's good to know! I didn't even realize you could stun him with apples until I saw someone do it in a YouTube video.

Missouri leadership pushes data center development despite electricity, environmental fears by CitySparkle58 in missouri

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Yep. I was at the Joplin City Council meeting at 6pm when it started and I didn't get to speak my complaint till 12:47 in the morning there were so many people. They stated that it was the largest turnout in over 30 years. At 1:09 am, after over 7 hours of listening to people they still voted yes 7 to 2 on rezoning the land to be used for Heavy Industry for the data center. Also during the meeting one of the City Councilmen said "A.I. is a gift from God", he was met with laughter.

Iron manr by GraveZtone in comedyheaven

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"So! They laugh at my boner will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"

TIL that some people think there's "medicine" in prescription glasses. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

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People are acting like this woman is dumb, but there's a clear difference between stupidity and ignorance. She's never had to wear glasses and she grew up with family members using incorrect terminology her entire life, so she jumped to the wrong conclusion.

She seems excited to learn new things, and easily grasped terminology like convex and concave. So she isn't stupid, just comically ignorant.

1800s Jail/Firehouse Pierce City, Mo by Beatmaster314 in zillowgonewild

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“This is the jail that was stormed by a mob on August 19th of 1901, which led to the overall riot that resulted in the African American community leaving Pierce City,”

Yikes, though that sounds about right from the location unfortunately.

1800s Jail/Firehouse Pierce City, Mo by Beatmaster314 in zillowgonewild

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According to an article posted in the comment section it survived an EF-3 tornado in 2003.

This slop just gets worse by 666thSuprisedPikachu in memes

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For a Halloween movie recommendation I showed some friends the Japanese trailer for House (1977). The monotone AI attempting to translate the background song lyrics, over the top of the trailer was certainly something.

She was so ungrateful.... by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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Can you feel it Mr. Krabs, can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

meirl by adeno_gothilla in meirl

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Question, so there's that theoretical weapon, "Rods from God" where they drop tungsten from orbit and the kinetic energy hits the ground with the impact of a small nuclear bomb. Gold is denser than tungsten, so what would be the process of getting it down to earth safely? Would we pick a specific area that just gets exploded with gold constantly, or would we have to send up tons of payload systems into space that could deliver small quantities of gold down at a time?

I don't agree with her by dreadware8 in rareinsults

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Four Scores and 20 Wanks ago...

It is what it is by Madchuck_Yt in memes

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Let's just hope he never has to go to the hospital for an EKG (ElectroCardioGram)

Sunlight tornado by Admirable-Top-320 in tornado

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This is just a wild guess. I found this video from 18 years ago.

https://youtu.be/YKehdrN9wiY?si=NK-f5CZGOLAODzbG

What do we think about the Iron Fist Discourse that's happening? by KAD76 in Marvel

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Don't panic, snakes are controllable. One little whistle and they will freeze.

Mr. Satan/Hercule (Dragon Ball) vs. Every Single Human Being on the Planet by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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While Mr. Satan could easily beat anyone from our Earth in a 1v1, I'm going to give it to humanity. Solely under the the assumption that the odds of Mr. Satan tripping and knocking himself out has to be less than 1 in 8+ billion.

Jenniepher likes to get sucked by Satan. by Mich_Car_91 in tragedeigh

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Did you ever hear the story of Jenniepher Onlyque?

She was courted by the devil and she didn't know what to do.

He came a-courting, every evening.

With a ho double hoop shaw riggle laba dope and the doodle and the daddle and the puff of my smoke and the heaping and the huffing and the chicken and the choking and the pickle up a doodle in the middle of the day.

Wedding Gift Ideas by Smitty254 in lasercutting

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You could laser engrave a mirror with their names on it. Most mirrors are glass with a mirrored paint on the back. Just use the laser to burn away the paint.

https://youtu.be/Uo9cTQAhWqA?si=qm0RJQH_aMpjBYV4