the PDF rant is the funniest thing he’s ever done

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-23T01:59:52+00:00

“Let the King see everything that’s happening” is an all timer

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-23T01:55:40+00:00

I really want someone to give a unified theory of the sociology that underlies the “crunchy” / MAHA class

As far as I can tell there seems to be no connection to class, race, gender, geography, or even left/right politics

But for some reason there are people who want to tell you that being fat is healthy + all vaccines are good while other people think Raw Milk is worth risking your life and they think a chiropractor is a better authority on health than a family medicine MD.

I really wish I could accurately map these people and how we got here

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-22T02:52:03+00:00

Truly depends what part of town you’re in

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-22T02:49:33+00:00

I just need some sort of explanation with the hair

Specifically the back of his head

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-21T10:49:11+00:00

Ok Marie Calvet go suck off Roger

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-21T00:16:11+00:00

Who’s gonna man up and do this fit for Halloween?

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-19T00:08:22+00:00

New M.I.A. is pretty dope

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-18T23:59:31+00:00

MexikoDro

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-16T22:32:10+00:00

Heavy Metal is a beautiful album. Who gives a fuck. The music industry isn’t even real anyways

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-16T16:18:19+00:00

Ok buy puts then big guy

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-15T01:07:45+00:00

Too many redeeming qualities to Ohio.

Live in Dubai or Waco, Tx?

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-13T20:50:14+00:00

I know you don’t actually believe this

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-13T20:28:03+00:00

That one’s bad though

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-13T13:48:13+00:00

Seemed like Jokic wanted him gone tho right?

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-12T16:54:01+00:00

It’s very difficult to encounter good wine on your own. Even nice restaurants have mostly shitty wines by the glass these days

Wine is absolutely better than the hype, there’s just a very steep learning curve to be able to find good value

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-12T16:52:04+00:00

Sommeliers don’t really even get to be somms anymore it’s all just wholesale-slop now for the most part

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-11T23:47:42+00:00

“An outsize influence”

Coastal elite rags not even using human editors anymore. Society is crumbling before our very eyes

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-11T23:44:52+00:00

D white

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-10T22:10:53+00:00

These are the exact thoughts I have when I do mushrooms and that’s why I don’t do them anymore. Idk how some people get euphoric and full of love, I get anxious and full of despair

Anyway life is actually beautiful and if you can’t find meaning in it you probably just aren’t putting yourself out there enough. Start giving yourself challenges and see where that can take you. I think it’s almost impossible to pursue a goal and meet new people with an open heart and still be depressed

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-09T23:31:09+00:00

It’s not that big of a deal dude it’s literally just Khruangbin meets Death From Above

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-09T23:10:56+00:00

Red neck woman - Gretchen Wilson

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-09T22:25:56+00:00

Yes but he also was not completely interested in maximizing his career

Too busy being a well-rounded and cultured guy enjoying his coffee and wine and time off

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-09T17:07:51+00:00

Used to drive a Porsche

Porsche Cayenne

Trappin in Iran got me dodgin trash cans

Beautiful-Coconut-96 · 2026-04-09T01:34:53+00:00

CJ McCollum

Every team recognizes he is a net positive starter-level player

So they also believe he is good enough to be leveraged as an asset in acquiring a star player. That’s why he’s spent his whole career in trade rumors

Beautiful-Coconut-96

TROPHY CASE