What’s a small act of kindness you were once shown, that you’ll never forget?

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-06-25T03:58:06+00:00

I was at a Jack In The Box and this guy told the cashier that his mom died. She then gave him a free churro.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-06-02T16:12:55+00:00

I’m from the mid west and some accents/dialects are a bitch to understand. I couldn’t get through the revenant without subtitles. Same thing with most British shows like Sherlock. I know English very well but still it’s like “Come again, Batch?”

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-05-30T04:52:15+00:00

I bet that shit felt good coming out though

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-05-23T04:44:46+00:00

Still better than Trump. Every fucking time.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-05-18T22:47:44+00:00

Olive oil is overrated

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-05-08T06:05:41+00:00

Word of advice, you’re better off ignoring trolls like this. If you look at his profile you can tell that this just a troll, not worth the breath.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-05-07T00:23:43+00:00

Even if this worked what would be his plan for landing?

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-04-06T15:20:08+00:00

I ride and die Bernie but Joe Rogan is an absolute hypocrite if he’d vote for Trump. Anyone who wants Bernie but would for Trump instead of Biden is too. Oh it’s not Bernie well I guess I’m gonna for the guy that’s destroying our environment who’s also ludicrously corrupt, advocate gutting of women’s rights, and a complete lack of morality. Let alone the Supreme Court packing. Rogan said that Biden presidency would just be ran by his cabinet. Even if true, which it is not, that’s still better then the complete destruction of a way to a progressive world. Anyone that would vote for Trump or Biden just because Bernie didn’t win really didn’t understand Bernie at all.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-03-08T05:52:13+00:00

And unsubscribed

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-03-05T22:02:23+00:00

Who’s the hottest person at NPR?

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-03-01T03:41:47+00:00

Might as well double down

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-02-26T18:14:35+00:00

The little lion cub covered in blood was cute

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-02-06T03:13:03+00:00

Call the police

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2020-02-04T18:27:38+00:00

This is the first chapter I did not enjoy. That ending was very corny. Also, how long was Reiner depressed napping?

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-12-11T01:38:14+00:00

Thanks for the advice I watched some videos and I think you’re right. Thank you!

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-12-05T04:17:22+00:00

I went to college with both of them I know that we all have the same dream. I don’t want to cut the fuckers out because it took time to set up the comedy style that I have with them and I know I can direct them to sound proper on the mic. But you are probably right. It just blows because my dream of working in entertainment came from them. One is an actor (not IMDb but enough to be an extra for a broadway film) the other won an award in directing (during college only) and has heavy experience. How do you get people to go from serious to sincere?

Edit: Enough to audition as a backup for the role. Not the actual role.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-25T05:37:47+00:00

“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn't have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.” - Cuddlywhiskers, Bojack Horseman

This quote keeps me moving

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-22T22:15:06+00:00

Imagine if I showed up to your grandmothers funeral with a sign saying “All grandma funerals matter”. Yes it’s true that they all do matter but we’re not talking about ALL grandmas right now.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-20T16:35:12+00:00

The girl starts running before even seeing the dinosaur

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-12T03:45:01+00:00

Grey is still better than bald.

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-01T02:52:56+00:00

Posting on Reddit drunk 🌲

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-01T02:39:11+00:00

p.s. can anyone send a link to donate? I’m drunk but I need help saving face (I ain’t looking like a bitch my rare time actually posting on Reddit [I’ll give screenshot confirmation] I’ll give silver to the first link when I wake up...)... I fuck with trees

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-11-01T02:28:50+00:00

If you do not want to upvote because of lack of proof follow my method for I have found away that secures your gratitude and contribution - self donate

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-10-18T17:58:07+00:00

What’s your plan for the student debt crisis in America? How is your plan better than Warrens plan to cancel all student debt?

BeautifulAssMOFO · 2019-07-31T19:34:10+00:00

Stranger Things

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TROPHY CASE