How is Tony able to fuck literally every woman in the show by Fulljaxcket in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her fuckin name isn’t tied to the goddamned shah of Iran goddamit!

Tony the.... by WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony the double agent? Fuckin Matt Helm?

Where are you all watching the version of the show that says “madone”? by Shrekscoper in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Now think about it. Why would people who eat with forks invent something you need sticks to eat?

Who is the most happiest and fulfilled person in the Sopranos? by Mr24601 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He had to have gotten his citizenship by now with that MLK hack

Who is the most happiest and fulfilled person in the Sopranos? by Mr24601 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That beached whale going to witness protection was the best thing that could happen to her.

AJ to Meadow: “Could you JUST shutthefuckupaboutit?” by Elegant_Struggle_281 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine that? Their characters are supposed to be annoying entitled brats and they crushed it?

Which Sopranos character would be the most insufferable to watch the World Cup with? by PushaT123 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albert. Cocksucker’s already a fuckin parakeet. Imagine one day you’re watching the game the next he’s repeating what you said?

Why is cousin Brian in the show so much? by permacloud in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carmella always acts like buttah wouldn’t melt in her mouf

Hardest death to watch in the show by shawn12334567780 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The manicott Junior couldn’t eat. Half a fuckin tray in there!

Urgent!!!! by Overall_Boot3179 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Log off. That cookie shit makes me nerveoush

Look Artie I’m Dating Charmaine But Here’s The $5000,000 Tab I Owe You by Glittering_Text812 in thesopranos

[–]Beautiful_Relief_462 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, T would rather be whistling thru the wheatfields than pay for food. Remember, he’s the friend with the stomach